The Blonde Saint Only Makes Strange Noises In Front Of Me, What Should I Do? - Episode 13: This Is A Complete Flow

Episode 13: This Is A Complete Flow

When Sana had finally calmed down, the bell rang. It’s already five minutes until the fifth period starts.

“The pre-bell rang.”

“I can hear it. …There’s no way I can go back.”

Sana hugged her knees again.

Apparently, she’s going to skip class again today. That inevitably means I’m going to skip class too.

No, that’s not it. I want to skip class. I just want to spend time with Sana.

I really don’t know why …… I’m such a sucker for things. I’ve never even been interested in her when she was everyone’s idol saint. It’s a strange voice, a strange voice. How do you fall in love with a woman who makes “Gugyaborobareappenae” voice? I don’t get it.

“Well, …Are you hungry? I can still get you something from the store if you want.”

“Well, …I’m getting hungry now that I’ve calmed down. Would you mind?”

“I’m going to get some food. I’m going to get some leftovers, so don’t expect too much.”

Sana smiled and nodded her head. Even such a casual smile was so cute, I felt like she could flap her wings anywhere.

“Budoro…” I almost shouted again, but stopped myself from vomiting.

It was dangerous. Once you make a strange sound, it becomes a habit. And it seems to be infectious. What a dangerous habit. …Shouldn’t this be called an infectious disease? It’s scary.

I ran to the store, thinking about such stupid things. The woman at the store said, “You were shouting earlier, are you okay?” The woman at the store was worried about me, but I just said, “I’m just going through adolescence.” I think I’m pretty strong-minded enough to let her off the hook with one word: adolescent.

At any rate, the only things left were tuna sandwiches and bean-jam buns, so I bought two of each. I also bought a cafe au lait and a black coffee from the vending machine and went back to Sana. She was still sitting in the same place.

“Yes. Anpan, tuna sandwich, and cafe au lait. You’re lucky there were any tuna sandwiches left.”

“Oh, yeah. Thank you.”

After handing over her portion, I sat down next to her.

Unlike yesterday, when there was a gap of about three between us, we were next to each other. We were barely touching. She didn’t say anything about it either. I cut the seal of the tuna sandwich and started to eat it in silence. She also said “Itadakimasu” in a small voice, and then cut the seal of the tuna sandwich.

Just then, the main bell rang. This is the second day in a row I’ve skipped classes.

“That’s two days in a row we’ve skipped work.”

“I know right…”

It seems that Sana was just thinking the same thing. I feel a little happy just by that.

She elegantly held the sandwich in both hands and ate it with a small bite. It’s kind of cute, like a little animal.

“What?”

She looked at me warily.

“No, I just thought you were cute like a little animal.

“Gugyaborobaree”

She made a strange noise again.

No, don’t make that strange noise when you’re eating. …It’s like puking. At the very least, it should be Ungaa or Fungaa.

“You’re used to being told that you’re cute.” 

“… That’s true, I’m used to being told that since I was little.” 

See. *Sigh*. I don’t think I’ll need to tell you that anymore. 

“It is true, but I didn’t realize how differently people feel about it, and I’m confused too!”

 “What? What do you mean?”

 “Nothing, Mouu…”

She turned her face away angrily and ate her sandwich. The conversation stopped there, so we continued to eat our bread in silence.

After I finished eating, I looked at my phone to kill time while drinking coffee, and sure enough, there were a lot of LIME notifications. The content seemed to be that I had taken Itsuki Sana away, and it was even more extreme than yesterday. I was fed up.

“Gochisousama.” 

Sana also seemed to have finished eating, and folded the plastic bag neatly with her hands. It was a classy habit for a person who curses so much and shouts so strangely.

“How much was the money?”

She asked as she took out her wallet.

When I think about it, it all started with that …wallet. I think to myself. It’s hard to believe that it was only 24 hours ago.

“It’s okay, I invited you. I’m grateful for today.”

“Oh, is that how it works?”

“That’s how it works.”

“Thank you…”

She blushed and made a small bow. 

“You’re welcome.” I nodded curtly and looked away.

She takes out her phone and swipes it, as if awkwardly.

“Uwaa…”

And as soon as she saw the screen, her face contorted.

“It’s going to be great. … What about Kaoru-kun’s class?”

“Same here. I’m supposed to be the one who took you.”

“This one says I’ve been kidnapped and am being held captive.”

Kidnapping, abduction and confinement… That’s a crime, isn’t it?

“That’s terrible isn’t it.”

“It’s the same thing.”

“No, I asked you what you thought.”

“Yeah, but…”

She looked down again, embarrassed, and looked at her hands. She looked at her hand, i.e…, the one she had linked with me.

Seeing this, my face became hot. She had been holding hands with Sana just now. I couldn’t believe it.

“So …what are you going to do?”

 “What am I going to do …” 

“How are you going to make an excuse?” 

“I can’t do this.” 

“I know right.” Sana sighed when she laughed.

“what’s up?”

“Yeah… I am in a great mood”

She smiled a very satisfied smile.

“It’s so refreshing to see their bewildered faces. It’s exhilarating. It’s great.”

“I’m glad to hear that.”

If that’s what Sana thought, then it was worth my madness. If I had made one wrong move, my life would have been completely over.

“So, …what are you going to do?”

“I don’t know what I’m going to do.”

There’s no point in making excuses anymore. If I make a bad excuse, it will be crazy.

You can either pretend that I forcibly took her away and become a criminal to the fullest extent, or you can just say that she is a …friend. But in the case of the former, suspension or expulsion is likely. If the escalator group from the kindergarten is taken away, it will definitely be a problem.

“It’s up to Sana.”

“What, me?”

“Yeah. I think it depends on whether Sana wants to have a direct relationship with me like this, or whether she wants to go back to the previous environment, pretending that we are strangers and only friends in the game…”

Yes, that’s how it’s going to be.

Since I’ve already gone this far, there’s nothing I can do about it. I have no choice but to go along with what Sana wants.

“I don’t like it anymore. I don’t want to be monitored and restricted like that.”

Sana thought about it for a while and then answered firmly.

“I’d like to do more of this …with Kaoru-kun, then. If you don’t mind, of course.”

Her face turned bright red and she looked away and asked, “What about Kaoru-kun?” It’s really adorable to look at me while turning away. 

The words warmed my heart at once. She said that much, shyly. I will have to tell the truth too. After taking a deep breath, I conveyed the voice of my heart as it was.

“I wish I could do more like this with …Sana.”

“Really…?”

I nodded my head.

We blushed at each other and looked at each other. Her big, beautiful blue eyes reflected my blushing face.

We fell silent and just looked into each other’s eyes.

Her beautiful blonde hair, her slender body, her big aqua blue eyes, her snow-white skin, all of it, I’m the only one who can see it now. I have it all to myself. I’m the only one in the world who can see her. When I think about it, I’m so happy that I feel like my reason is about to collapse.

The class had already started, so there was no sign of anyone around. The only sounds left were the chirping of the birds and the gentle breeze, nothing else could be heard.

It wasn’t like there was any timing. But somehow, we both slowly moved our faces closer to each other. Her beautiful eyes came closer and closer to mine, and she closed her eyes. I closed my eyes as well, and when our lips were about to meet——

“Budorogueduoo “

“Gugyaborobare”

We turned their backs on each other and made strange noises.

No, it was too early for us. Maybe she’s immune to men. It didn’t help that she had been kept in a bird cage and watched since the upper grades of elementary school to make sure no man would come near her. In fact, it was probably the first time she had talked to a man for this long.

On the other hand, I’m not immune to the opposite sex like Sana, but she really is an unprecedentedly beautiful girl, so the moment I see her so closely and kiss her, I’m struck by an inexplicable feeling. I need to get used to Sana a little more.

“We’ll get to this sort of thing in a while. … Both of us.”

Sana’s face turned bright red and she nodded shyly.

What the hell are we doing?

But …I wonder if one day I will be able to kiss Sana. With that in mind, I feel like I can do my best in various things.