The Blond-Haired Blue-Eyed Well-Endowed Carnivores Yandere Creature Wrings Out Sins Like an Almighty Goddess, an Unreasonable Angel, and a Compassionate Holy Saint - 13

It’s like being on pins and needles.

The stares from my classmates pierce through me. The palpable animosity weighed heavily on me.

Thanks to the words of the goddess revered not just in our class but throughout the school, I’ve been completely casted as the villain.

At this point, no amount of pleading my case will change the situation.

In reality, there’s no room for argument because I am indeed the villain.

It’s my fault for laying hands on Shirai, even without anyone saying it explicitly.

I didn’t fail to consider that this could happen.

I was prepared when I decided to make a move on Shirai.

But sometimes, you just don’t know until you experience it firsthand.

This… is tough.

“Say ahhh”

Adding insult to injury in this harsh situation, the embarrassment level was cranked up another notch.

In my own class, Shirai clung closely to me, diligently bringing food to my mouth.

Shirai continued to smile cheerfully as usual, even as she took care of my meal.

The expressions on my classmates’ faces as they watched this spectacle were incredible. They’re making some really strange faces. What kind of emotion is that, I wonder? Perhaps even the person making that strange face doesn’t fully understand how to process the situation.

I can’t blame them.

After all, it’s perplexing to see someone who was just condemned acting so affectionate, almost like a lover. It’s baffling to me too.

“Oh, my. Kuroda-kun, you have rice on your cheek! Let me get that for you!”

As she said this, Shirai leaned in closer.

That triggered a flashback to this morning when Shirai licked milk off my face.

I grabbed Shirai’s face just in time to stop her.

This girl… she really intended to lick my face here and now.

“U-um, Shirai-san…? Doing that here, it’s, well…”

“Gugugugu, Kuroda-kun…? Why are you trying to stop me…?”

Shirai’s pushing force was incredibly strong.

She pushed past my interference, pushing back against the hand that tried to grab the rice grain stuck on my cheek with her tongue. This girl… just how much does she want to lick my face?!

“Couldn’t you just use your fingers?”

“If I touch you, Kuroda-kun, my fingers will get dirty. Since we’re eating, hygiene is important. Please let go of my hand, I can’t lick you otherwise.”

“If fingers are no good, then I think using your tongue is even worse in terms of hygiene.”

“I can disinfect Kuroda-kun’s toxins with my saliva in my mouth, so there’s no problem. If I want to remove it, I have to use my tongue, not my fingers. Let go of my hand, please.”

What is this girl even saying…?

“If that’s the case, why not just use your fingers to pick it up and then lick your fingers for disinfection?”

“But that would be unnecessarily time-consuming, wouldn’t it? It’s quicker to lick directly. Just resign yourself and let me lick your face, Kuroda-kun.”

“You… you just want to lick my face, don’t you?”

“What are you talking about? There’s no way that’s true. It’s unthinkable for someone like me to want to lick a filthy creature like you with my tongue. This is just something I have to do out of necessity. It’s my duty to lick your face. I have to make the dirty Kuroda-kun as clean as possible. So please let go of my hand.”

“O-okay… In that case, I’ll just go wash my face in the sink. Will that be okay?”

“No, it’s not. What are you thinking? Don’t wash your face and let corrosive dirty water flow down the drain. It’ll cause the pipes to corrode and it’ll be a disaster. Absolutely not.”

“My face… is that dirty?”

“Yes, it is. It’s a biological weapon that could destroy humanity. Once unleashed, it’ll spread and infect the entire planet, leading to the extinction of all life on Earth. That’s why, to prevent that and protect the precious lives of people around the world, I have to lick your face.” (Tl/n: bruh)

“That’s ridiculous…”

“So, just resign yourself and let go of my hand. I can’t lick your face like this.”

“You really just want to lick me, huh?”

“Filth must be disinfected with saliva!”

“What a load of crap.”

The back-and-forth continued, but ultimately, Shirai’s unyielding persistence won out.

My face was licked by Shirai.

In the classroom.

Classmates screamed in horror.

My face… was sticky with Shirai’s saliva… I want to wash it.

“You can’t wash your face. Kuroda-kun’s face is currently being disinfected with my saliva, so please stay as you are for a while. Specifically, please live with my saliva-covered face for the rest of the day. Understand?”

It’s as if Shirai perfectly understood my feelings… No, anyone would want to wash their face if it was covered in this sticky saliva pack. (Tl/n: but would you really? Would you guys keep it or wash?)