Surviving in a World Teeming with Monsters with the Useless Skill 【Everyday Items Master】! I Was Just Hunting Wild Animals with a Crowbar, So Why Is Everyone Screaming It's an S-Rank Monster?

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Chapter 86: 【Protest to Abolish Ministry of Defense】Zakomiya Hate Thread Part 5351【Protect Luna-chan】

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266: Name: Anonymous Dungeon Maniac

That one billion thing with Crowbar Bro—people were already getting stirred up over it, but now it’s finally becoming a serious issue.

267: Name: Anonymous Dungeon Maniac

The government is full of shit.

268: Name: Anonymous Dungeon Maniac

Abolish the Ministry of Defense! Abolish the Ministry of Defense!

269: Name: Anonymous Dungeon Maniac

If we abolish the Ministry of Defense, who’s gonna protect the country?

270: Name: Anonymous Dungeon Maniac

Oh? Are you an online right-winger? Classic edgelord behavior lmao

271: Name: Anonymous Dungeon Maniac

The “abolish the Ministry of Defense” chant is just something people say for kicks.

272: Name: Anonymous Dungeon Maniac

That stream by Zakomiya got turned into online news instantly, huh.

273: Name: Anonymous Dungeon Maniac

I saw it, I saw it!

274: Name: Anonymous Dungeon Maniac

There’s been way too much talk about Crowbar Bro lately.

275: Name: Anonymous Dungeon Maniac

He’s the only tier 0 in the whole country after all.

276: Name: Anonymous Dungeon Maniac

Quoted:

This time, the appeal made by Angel Zakomiya (streamer) is about a girl named Luna-chan (age unknown), whose identity remains unverified. This girl, said to have been rescued (or appeared?) from a dungeon, is a globally unprecedented case and has been drawing attention.

(Omitted)

The Ministry of Defense has stuck to the statement “We are currently investigating this issue” and no further details have been revealed.

277: Name: Anonymous Dungeon Maniac

Whoa, it’s really gotten to this point?

278: Name: Anonymous Dungeon Maniac

Luna-chan’s background was a mystery from the start—there’s definitely something going on.

279: Name: Anonymous Dungeon Maniac

We must protect Luna-chan’s smile…

280: Name: Anonymous Dungeon Maniac

Ever since she answered the question about her underwear color, the Luna-chan simps have been coming out like weeds.

281: Name: Anonymous Dungeon Maniac

She’s too gullible… Innocently gullible…

282: Name: Anonymous Dungeon Maniac

It’s not about being innocently gullible or whatever! Luna-chan is a princess!

283: Name: Anonymous Dungeon Maniac

Creeeeeeepy~

284: Name: Anonymous Dungeon Maniac

I’m a soldier who protects Princess Luna! A trump soldier!

285: Name: Anonymous Dungeon Maniac

>>284 What’s this? Is “trump soldier” like the fandom name for Luna-chan?

286: Name: Anonymous Dungeon Maniac

I’ve seen a few people call themselves trump soldiers. There’s a decent number of them, right?

287: Name: Anonymous Dungeon Maniac

Fandom names just kind of sprout up on their own sometimes.

288: Name: Anonymous Dungeon Maniac

From here on, we march on the Ministry of Defense, which dares to attack Princess Luna! Follow me!

289: Name: Anonymous Dungeon Maniac

Ooh, a charge?

290: Name: Anonymous Dungeon Maniac

What do you even hope to accomplish by storming the Ministry of Defense on your own?

291: Name: Anonymous Dungeon Maniac

What’s hard for me is that Crowbar Bro probably won’t be showing up on streams for a while…

292: Name: Anonymous Dungeon Maniac

I’ve got Crowbar Bro withdrawal. I’ve lost all energy.

293: Name: Anonymous Dungeon Maniac

Crowbar Bro… Show us your cheerful self again… I just wanna see you smile, man…

294: Name: Anonymous Dungeon Maniac

Just when we had pushed Zakomiya enough that Crowbar Bro started appearing more…

295: Name: Anonymous Dungeon Maniac

Please, everyone at the evacuation zone! Gather all Crowbar Bro info and DM it to Zakomiya!

296: Name: Anonymous Dungeon Maniac

Zakomiya tweeted on social media that she has already received a massive amount of info, apparently.

297: Name: Anonymous Dungeon Maniac

I saw her freaking out that she got over ten thousand information submissions within an hour of the stream.

298: Name: Anonymous Dungeon Maniac

What the heck…

299: Name: Anonymous Dungeon Maniac

How the hell are they supposed to sort through all that info?

300: Name: Anonymous Dungeon Maniac

Apparently Monster-chan is checking it all at lightning speed with her vampire reflexes.

301: Name: Anonymous Dungeon Maniac

Ninja… Wait no, vampire reflexes, huh.

302: Name: Anonymous Dungeon Maniac

AIEEE!? A vampire!? Why a vampire!?

303: Name: Anonymous Dungeon Maniac

Zakomiya’s whole strategy basically relies on Monster-chan’s superpowers, lol

304: Name: Anonymous Dungeon Maniac

Well, she’s a tier 1 skill holder. Of course they’re gonna use her if she’s that convenient.

305: Name: Anonymous Dungeon Maniac

But seriously, what are those guys who managed to pin down a place filled with tier 0, 1, and 2 equivalent individuals, even if it was a surprise attack?

306: Name: Anonymous Dungeon Maniac

I did a light check on them, and I can’t find a single bit of info on them.

307: Name: Anonymous Dungeon Maniac

They give off that vibe of being humans who are basically state secrets.

308: Name: Anonymous Dungeon Maniac

That video Zakomiya posted of the ambush got deleted instantly. Which only makes the video spreading even more though.

309: Name: Anonymous Dungeon Maniac

Delete it, and it multiplies. That’s just common sense.

310: Name: Anonymous Dungeon Maniac

Speaking of swords, a well-known swordsmanship streamer watched the archive and said, “That’s a Sword Saint skill.”

311: Name: Anonymous Dungeon Maniac

Sword Saint skill, for real!?

312: Name: Anonymous Dungeon Maniac

That’s the highest-ranked swordsmanship skill we’ve found so far. Of course it’s tier 1.

313: Name: Anonymous Dungeon Maniac

If it’s tier 1, then doesn’t that mean Crowbar Bro is stronger since he’s a tier 0?

314: Name: Anonymous Dungeon Maniac

>>313 Honestly, that’s a really tough call. “Everyday Items Master” means “he can fight,” not that it’s meant for fighting.

315: Name: Anonymous Dungeon Maniac

Ah, right. It just means he’s insanely good at using everyday stuff, but it’s not necessarily a combat skill.

316: Name: Anonymous Dungeon Maniac

>>315 A skill analyst said, “Everyday Items Master is, at its core, a survival skill.”

317: Name: Anonymous Dungeon Maniac

The swordsmanship streamer also said, “If it wasn’t thanks to Crowbar Bro’s skill buff, those items would’ve been sliced clean through.”

318: Name: Anonymous Dungeon Maniac

Not to mention, that gunshot…

319: Name: Anonymous Dungeon Maniac

That revolver hit like a cannon. Took out a whole house in one shot.

320: Name: Anonymous Dungeon Maniac

That gun skill’s probably a high-tier one too.

321: Name: Anonymous Dungeon Maniac

What I’m curious about is the twins who were with the ponytail guy.

322: Name: Anonymous Dungeon Maniac

Yeah, those twins moved incredibly well too.

323: Name: Anonymous Dungeon Maniac

The sword streamer said the twins were also using Sword Saint-level skills.

324: Name: Anonymous Dungeon Maniac

>>323 This! That’s what doesn’t make sense.

325: Name: Anonymous Dungeon Maniac

>>324 What do you mean?

326: Name: Anonymous Dungeon Maniac

I mean, Sword Saint is a tier 1 skill, right? And there are only like 12 people in Japan with tier 1 skills.

327: Name: Anonymous Dungeon Maniac

Yeah, precisely.

328: Name: Anonymous Dungeon Maniac

>>327 Just say it already or I’ll kill you.

329: Name: Anonymous Dungeon Maniac

So! What I’m saying is—it’s weird that this enemy group just happens to have three people out of the 12 in Japan who have tier 1 skills!

330: Name: Anonymous Dungeon Maniac

Now that you mention it, that is suspicious.

331: Name: Anonymous Dungeon Maniac

If the one with the gun is tier 1 too, then with the ponytail guy that’s two, and the twins make four. Four in total.

332: Name: Anonymous Dungeon Maniac

But weren’t they originally a super-elite squad meant to take down SSS-class threats?

333: Name: Anonymous Dungeon Maniac

Even so, try to compare the population ratio in Japan with the 12 tier 1 skill holders.

334: Name: Anonymous Dungeon Maniac

Wait, you serious? Japan has less than a quarter of its population under the age of 30…?

335: Name: Anonymous Dungeon Maniac

The low birth rate and aging population problem is really peaking through.

336: Name: Anonymous Dungeon Maniac

That’s not the issue here. The problem is—out of those 12 people, only 3 are likely under 30 and Japanese.

337: Name: Anonymous Dungeon Maniac

…Wait, does that mean they somehow gather all of the young tier 1 skill holders into this team?

338: Name: Anonymous Dungeon Maniac

I mean, something’s already off if Monster-chan is involved in the first place.

339: Name: Anonymous Dungeon Maniac

Tier rankings for skills are ultimately based on probability, so some fluctuation is expected, but this lineup is just…

340: Name: Anonymous Dungeon Maniac

This is seriously unnatural.

341: Name: Anonymous Dungeon Maniac

Now I get why people were saying the twins are suspicious. They’re definitely up to something.

342: Name: Anonymous Dungeon Maniac

I’d really like to get this realization across to the Crowbar Bro faction somehow, but…

343: Name: Anonymous Dungeon Maniac

Wha—!?

344: Name: Anonymous Dungeon Maniac

What? What happened?

345: Name: Anonymous Dungeon Maniac

Hey, check the news, you guys.

346: Name: Anonymous Dungeon Maniac

!??!?!!?!??!

347: Name: Anonymous Dungeon Maniac

Wait, is it… is it this guy? >>288

348: Name: Anonymous Dungeon Maniac

【Breaking News】 Several men shouting, “I am a trump soldier of Princess Luna! Ministry of Defense, prepare yourself!” carried out a bombing attack at the Ministry of Defense.

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