Somehow I Ended up Dating the Perfect Female Classmate, but My Sister Found Out and They're Turning Into Yanderes - Chapter 81-82

Chapter 81: Illegal Entry

“え？…”

Looks like it’s true that when people run into something impossible, their body freezes up.

After I saw the hand gripping the balcony railing, my whole body went completely stiff.

“? Kiyoto, what’s wrong?”

Kirino leaned in from the side, sounding worried, and pressed her body even closer to mine.
…Turns out that even though the rest of me was frozen, my lower half was the exception.

“N-no, over there…”

I pointed at the balcony railing, my finger shaking.

Wait, the hand’s climbed even higher than before!?

“Hmm~~~~? Is someone out on the balcony?”

Kirino was the total opposite of me—she didn’t look shaken at all.

“I’ll go check real quick, wait here okay?”

She started getting up from the bed to head out to the balcony.

“I-I’m coming too.”

Staying alone in the bedroom sounded way scarier than going out there with her.

I kept myself completely hidden behind Kirino as we stepped onto the balcony.

The hand was right there, but Kirino walked straight toward it without any fear, then grabbed it hard and yanked it toward us.

“Who’s messing around on someone else’s property~”

The person stretching out their hand probably never expected to get grabbed. They thrashed around like crazy trying to pull free, but Kirino’s grip was way too strong and they couldn’t move an inch.

“Waaah!?”

Finally the person got dragged up onto the balcony by force and collapsed onto the floor.

“Eh… Kikujima!?”

That small build, that baby face—no doubt about it. It was Yoshirin Kikujima, the number one fap material for the lolicon guys in our class.

Yoshirin didn’t react to my voice at all. She just stared at her own arm, looking like it hurt.

Whoa, you can see the clear handprint.

Is this what they call a yuri marking?

“……”

Kirino didn’t say a word.
She just stared down at Yoshirin with eyes that looked like an AI coldly sorting living humans.

“Y-you…!”

Huh? She suddenly glared straight at me.
And her eyes were totally bloodshot.

Hm? Now she’s standing up.
…Yeah, still tiny.

Even standing, her eyes don’t meet mine at all.
But sorry, Yoshirin.
I’m not into lolis.
So I can’t accept any love confession from y—

“You damn lower-body monster!!!”

Yoshirin leaped at me with a jumping power you wouldn’t believe from such a small body.

Ah—this is it, I’m dead.
Next panel, the balcony probably collapses and there’s me lying below covered in blood.

That’s what I was thinking, resigned to my fate.

“Gyaah!?”

Turns out the one getting changed in the next panel was Yoshirin.

The second she tried to jump me, Kirino jumped almost at the same time, grabbed her from behind by the back, and threw her straight into the bedroom.

There was a pretty loud thud, so I thought she might’ve passed out like I would’ve, but Yoshirin’s body seemed tougher than it looked. She didn’t faint, and I couldn’t see any serious injuries.

Kirino walked into the bedroom at her usual pace and once again looked down at Yoshirin from directly above.

“Yoshirin. What exactly were you thinking? Why were you trying to climb up to the third-floor bedroom balcony?”

…That voice was as creepy as ever, the kind that could make you piss yourself without meaning to.

Still, I guess Kirino’s anger makes sense.

This is straight-up illegal entry, right?
The area right under the balcony is the garden, so climbing all the way up here means she definitely entered the garden.

“T-that’s not it, Kirino!”

Yoshirin looked up at Kirino with teary eyes, desperately trying to explain.

“What’s not it?”

“I happened to see that sex zombie going into your house, and then—!? !?”

Her words cut off right there.

Because Kirino stepped on her throat.

“…Say it again. Who’s the ‘sex zombie’?”

“K…kaaa…”

Whoa, that’s going too far, Kirino!?
Sure, getting called something like sex zombie is super insulting and doesn’t fit me at all, but stepping on someone’s throat with your foot is straight-up dangerous!?
Plus, look, Yoshirin’s face is turning pure white because she can’t breathe anymore.

But Kirino seemed to know that too. She lifted her foot right before Yoshirin lost consciousness.

“…You’ll take back what you just said, right?”

This time Kirino leaned her face in close instead of speaking from above.

Watching Kirino act even more like a violent girlfriend than usual, I really wanted to get out of this situation fast and finally release the explosion of pleasure that was building up inside me.

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Chapter 82: Yuri DV

“…You’ll take back what you just said, right?”

Kirino said that to Yoshirin, though it sounded more like a threat than a request.

“I was… because this guy was with Kirino…”

“Tha-t’s-why!!”

Kirino lifted Yoshirin’s body and slammed her back against the study wall on the “why!!” part.
…She made sure it didn’t hit her head, probably because of what happened to me last time.

“Gah!?”

Even so, it still hurt like hell.
If she’d slammed her any harder, I bet Yoshirin would’ve coughed up blood.

“Not ‘this guy.’ Say his name properly.”

“Nu… Nuregami…”

Yoshirin gave in to DV-mode Kirino and finally called me by my last name.

“I want you to use his first name, not the last name~ So…”

“Hey, wait, Kirino, that’s going too far.”

She looked like she was about to slam her again, so I reached from behind and held Kirino’s body back.
…Even when I do it from behind like this, it doesn’t really tickle my masochistic side that much, huh~

“……”

Kirino’s neck turned toward me.
Yeah, that’s exactly why it’s scary.
She looked like one of those cursed dolls from foreign horror movies whose head spins on its own.

For a moment Kirino just stared at me with a blank face, but then

“If that’s what you want, Kiyoto, I won’t do it anymore.”

She said it and went back to her usual gentle smile.

…I kinda wish she’d stayed in DV mode a little longer…

But seeing the two of us like that made Yoshirin overreact again.

“Don’t touch Kirino!”

She charged straight at me once more.

But the second she came at us, Kirino’s beautiful kick landed perfectly and slammed her into the wall behind us.

Wait, how tough is this bedroom wall?
If it was my room’s wall, it’d be cracked all over right now.

“Let’s calm down a bit, Yoshirin.”

Okay, that’s not something Kirino should be saying…

“Aga… ga…”

Whoa, this is bad, bad!
Isn’t this the puking pattern!?

“Hold on, I’ll take Yoshirin to the toilet real quick!”

I picked up Yoshirin’s body and carried her to the toilet on the third floor.

Like everything else in this house, the toilet was top-class too.
Just the toilet itself and the sink, but the space was huge.

“De… de…”

When I set her down in the toilet, Yoshirin started saying something in a tiny voice.

“Huh? What?”

“Ge… get… ou… t…”

Oh, so that’s what she meant.

I didn’t say anything else and just left the toilet.

…I was seriously grateful for the soundproofing in this toilet.

After giving her some time, I went back in.

“Haa… fuu~”

Yoshirin was still breathing in and out, like she hadn’t calmed down yet.

“…You okay?”

“…More or less. I got everything out, so the nausea is gone.”

This girl really doesn’t hold back with her wording, huh.

“Can you get home by yourself?”

“You think I’m just gonna quietly leave while you and Kirino get all nasty and physical?”

“At least you’re still saying we haven’t done it yet.”

If possible, I’d rather Kirino be the one who attacks me for that physical stuff.

“How long were you watching?”

“I told you earlier. From the moment you entered this house, everything.”

So she was hiding in that garden since daytime?
…Man, how much free time does this girl have?

No, that’s not the point. This is straight-up a crime.

“Maybe… you even saw me and Kirino’s bath time?”

“Of course I did.”

That bath had a big window.
She was peeking from there!?

If the genders were reversed, this would’ve already gotten someone socially canceled.

“…I’m going home for today.”

“Eh? You’re leaving?”

Hey, is that really okay~?
If you go now, I’m probably gonna get jumped by Kirino!

“After getting treated like that, I don’t have the guts to stick around and keep watching.”

…So Yoshirin isn’t a yuri yandere after all.

“Besides… I’ve never seen Kirino like that before.”

For a second Yoshirin’s eyes darted around.

Looks like it was her first time seeing Kirino in DV mode.
Makes sense. If your close best friend suddenly turns out to be that violent, you’d get shocked… not excited.

Yoshirin stood up and headed for the door.

“Want me to walk you out?”

“No need.”

Does she even know where the entrance is?
Ah, but from how close they’ve been before, this probably isn’t her first time coming over to Kirino’s house to play.

Before she left, she turned back one last time.

“Listen, just because I’m going home doesn’t mean you get to start getting physical with Kirino. If I find out you did, I’ll hire a bunch of gay guys online and have them attack you.”

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!

No way, I hate gay stuff!!!

I wanna get fucked by Kirino, not by guys!!!

I screamed that inside my head while Yoshirin went down the stairs.

I went back to the bedroom.

“Ah, Kiyoto~ Hurry, hurry.”

Kirino was waiting for me on the bed again.

She lay down in the same spot as before, pressing her body against me like she couldn’t wait.

Then she brought her mouth right up to my ear.

Wait, is this real ASMR?
Or is she gonna lick my ear?

“So… what were you doing with Yoshirin?”

Looks like it was the first one.