Returned from Another World, Earth Turned Out to Be Quite the Fantasy Too. Also, Losing Heroines, Stop Looking This Way. - V4 Chapter 73: "Maybe You Shouldn't Be Plotting Evil Stuff?" ②
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- V4 Chapter 73: "Maybe You Shouldn't Be Plotting Evil Stuff?" ②
Chapter 73: “Maybe You Shouldn’t Be Plotting Evil Stuff?” ②
“W-What is this, what what what—what is happening!?”
“GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Some freak popped out! A monster came crawling out from the world of darkness!”
The Abe sisters let out blood-curdling screams.
And for good reason—
The thing grabbing their ankles was a wild-haired woman with glowing red eyes, burning with rage.
“Trying to charm my precious Kazuto-kyun… So you can do those things—things I can’t even draw in a fan comic— Unforgivable!”
—Naturally, it was Amaterasu-Omikami.
“KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! This weird old lady’s terrifying! She’s saying weird stuff! What is happening!? Who is this woman!?”
“Old lady? You little brat! You dare call a radiant beauty like me an old lady!? You’re the one acting all cutesy in that goth-loli getup!”
“W-W-What part of you is a beauty!? You’ve got flabby arms and a pudgy stomach!”
“The face is still a beauty, alright!? And don’t you dare call me flabbyyyyyyyyyyyy!!”
“KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!”
With bloodshot eyes, Amaterasu tackled Kirara and pinned her down.
The scene was pure horror.
By the way—Onsa had already fainted.
“Good eeevening, everyone! It’s your shining sun! A-ma-te-ra-su O-o-ka-mi here~!”
“There’s no way the real Amaterasu has a beer belly! You’re just some nightmare monster from someone’s dream!”
“…Ow. That actually stung. That was kind of quietly painful. Wait—seriously? I just trimmed my waist a little, you know?”
“Like I care! I don’t know what kind of monster you are, but calling yourself the sun goddess!? I’ll kill you for that!”
“Owowowowow! Don’t grab my stomach! Wait—ouch! It hurts! Seriously, stop!”
“You saggy old hag! I’ll purify you! Now get off me! Move, damn it!”
“Saggy old hag, you say!? Calling this radiant beauty that!? Unforgivable! No more sun for Kyoto! Ever! It’s official! Super official!”
“Like hell you have the authority to do that, you freaking monster!”
“And seriously—what’s with all the monster, monster talk!? What part of this super pretty self looks like a monster!?”
“You literally crawled out of the shadows like a ghost!”
“That was teleportation, okay!? Just because I popped up from the dark doesn’t mean I live there! You need a punishment!”
Amaterasu grabbed Kirara by the collar—
And delivered a full-force headbutt.
“Kyuu…”
“…Wow. Even while fainting, she still keeps up the cutesy act… Anyway—Tsukuyomi really needs to do his job properly! No, wait… knowing him, he probably left them on purpose. sigh… I guess I have no choice. I’ll take them back to the Minazuki house and give them a little… ahem, questioning. Not torture! Just interrogation.”
With a grunt, Amaterasu hoisted the unconscious Kirara and Onsa over her shoulders and headed back to the Minazuki household.
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“Lady Amaterasu! I, Unkai, shall put my life on the line to stop you if you plan to sacrifice innocent girls!”
“…I’m not a wicked god, okay? I’m not into sacrifices or anything.”
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Later, when Kirara woke up—
“There’s no way a real Amaterasu would have a belly like a barrel! The real Amaterasu must be a graceful Yamato Nadeshiko-type woman—slim, elegant, and beautiful!”
“……You have no idea how often I’ve wished I could be that kind of Amaterasu…”
And just like that,
Amaterasu ended up in tears.
〜〜Afterword〜〜
Kirara & Onsa Abe—now crashing at the Minazuki house!
Quick promo!
Volume 2 of the manga “The Reincarnated Mage Who Will Eventually Become the Strongest” is out now!
I’d be really happy if you gave it a read. Thank you as always for your support!