Returned from Another World, Earth Turned Out to Be Quite the Fantasy Too. Also, Losing Heroines, Stop Looking This Way. - V2 Chapter 73
Chapter 73: “Isn’t Kazuto the strongest?”
“All to myself? What are you talking about? I’m just interacting with my fan, Kazu-tan. It’s like an unintentional meetup, you know?”
“Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! A bottom-tier video creator talking big about meetups! And what’s with ‘Kazu-tan’? Don’t tell me you’re planning to do ‘tan-tan-tan’ with Kazu-tan?”
“…Sorry, but I don’t understand what you’re saying.”
Aaan? Samael seemed a little confused by Amaterasu’s imposing demeanor.
Kazuto also looked a bit surprised.
“…It’s annoying when a sober goddess of the sun starts meddling.”
“It’s the worst. The Japanese who worship such a deity would be crying.”
“Hey! Shut it! I can’t forgive someone who becomes famous through videos and tries to snag young boys! Meetups, huh? You’re probably only thinking of doing something naughty!”
“You know, the big video platforms might just kill you for saying that!”
Amaterasu was on a roll, saying whatever she pleased.
Koume and Ginko were impressed by how far she could go in front of her crush.”
“I don’t quite get it, but I understand you want to make videos. Leave it to me, I, Samatan will produce it for you.”
“…Where does that confidence come from? You only have thirty subscribers, Samatan. You might say things that sound epic in myths, but that doesn’t fly with humans!”
“Oh, Teruko-chan finds Samatan’s videos interesting.”
It was funny how Amaterasu couldn’t tell if she was angry or praising, and Samatan declaring her intention to produce was quite something too.
“But, isn’t it a good idea? How about a debut as a diet-themed video creator? ‘Hiding the Sun Until I Lose Five Kilos’ or something?”
“…Koume-san. I’m kind of in charge of the sun, so that direction might be a bit difficult. I’d get scolded by other sun deities, and then get a telling-off from my dad and mom, and a lecture from Tsukuyomi for sure.”
“Hmm. Then, how about ‘Turning the Heavenly Rock Cave into a Sauna Until I Lose Ten Kilos’?”
“I’d die!”
Koume and Samael, being angels and demons from the Western sphere, thought big.
“As I said before, if I claim to be Amaterasu on social media, I’d definitely ignite a flame war! No one would believe it’s really me!”
“That’s sad, isn’t it?”
“Don’t say that! Oh, then! How about ‘Keeping the Sunlight Away from a Certain Farm Until I Lose Ten Kilos’?”
“―Don’t tell me, you’re talking about my field, are you?”
“Maybe. We don’t need a farmer who seduces young boys.”
“…IHou?”
The tension in the air thickened.
From Samael, a dense magical power emanates, while from Amaterasu, an overwhelming divine aura bursts forth.
“I don’t know what’s bothering you, but my field is very important to me. It was passed down to me by my grandparents who found me wandering aimlessly and took me in. If you plan to harm it, I’ll destroy this whole country.”
“The scale! The scale is huge! Doing that, you’d also destroy your grandparents’ field, Samatan!”
“Ha! Then, I’ll just command the land deities to make the soil of numerous lands infertile.”
“The scale’s tiny! And, come on, do something yourself! It’s plain! So stingy!”
“…Ginko. Your retorts are on fire today.”
“It’s tough being Natsuki-kun’s substitute! I want to go back to being the funny one!”
As Ginko and Koume were wondering how to settle things,
“Teruko-san, you’re wonderful just as you are.”
“―K-Kazuto-kyun”
“Samatan, you’re ruining your beautiful face. Come on, smile, smile.”
“Well, if Kazu-tan says so.”
“Both of you, since it’s a special occasion, let’s get along. Okay?”
“…Can’t be helped.”
“If Kazu-tan says so, let’s do it.”
With just one word from Kazuto, their standoff seemed to dissolve into thin air.
Both of them ended up shaking hands with a smile, at least on the surface. Though it felt like they were squeezing pretty hard.
“Kazuto-kun is incredible!”
“He’s like a charm!”
Ginko and Koume applauded Kazuto for settling a dispute between two ladies with just a smile.
〜〜Afterword〜〜
Meanwhile…
Satan: “Hello? It’s Satan. Satan-satan.”
Mammon: “…So, my penalty has been decided, mammon mammon?”
Satan: “…It’s no good… I can’t beat Mammon-mammon with Satan-satan. No, that’s not it. Mammon, you are banned from returning to the underworld until you increase the number of subscribers of the agricultural video creator Samatan to one million!”
Mammon: “Ma, mmon? …That’s practically a life sentence.”
Natsuki: “Now I wonder if Mammon truly admires Samael-san!?”
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
We finally got the novel cover.
Ahh, I wanted to see Ginko, but I guess it’s Natsuki, Miyako, Koume, and our beloved Jack on the cover.