"I Wanna Fondle Them Too" (Oppai Momitai) - V2 Chapter 31&32

Chapter 31

Miko x 2 = ???

The next morning on the way to school.

Today’s three-person party included not only Natsuhiko and Miko, but also his younger sister, Nina.

Little sister, Nina, oohed and aahed as she looked at Miko’s phone.

“How nice~ Nina(I) wanted to play with the twins, too.”

They must be so cute. Just by looking at a picture of Natsuhiko and his friends playing with the twins made her smile.

The exclusive focus of the conversation was about the Souji twins.

Nina was surprised when she heard the news that Souji had younger twin sisters.

But the reason for her envy was that she really liked small animals and children. Or maybe it was because of her My-Pace personality.

“They’re so adorable♪”

Now that they knew how cute the twins were, they wondered why Souji was hiding them.

“Hey-hey, Mii-chan. Which one of them is Micchan and Sacchan?”

“The one on the right is Micchan and the one standing on the left is Sacchan, and they always take these positions when they’re together.”

“Heh~ so cute, they look like double comedians.”

And then they agreed …

“Right~♪” x2

Their innocent smiles made her even more overjoyed.

Natsuhiko had some doubts about the equation “comedian = fixed position on the stage = cute,” but once he saw one of them in sync with the other, those doubts would melt away in an instant.

On the contrary, the sight of the two of them cuddling together as if they were twins was enough to make one’s imagination run wild.

—What would happen if Miko had a twin?

♦♦♦

In the morning, when I headed to the meeting place, I was greeted by the girls with a trademark braid.

“Ah♪ Natsu-kun♪”x2

Two identical girlfriends came running up to him, waving their hands full of energy.

Yes, they are Miko A and Miko B.

Miko A leaned on Natsuhiko’s right arm, and Miko B snuggled into his left arm. Like a flower in both of his hands.

Obviously the amount of love he received was doubled.

During lunch time, Mikos on both sides served lunch boxes that they had prepared.

“Natsu-kun, ah~~n♪ Ehehehe… I’m glad you say it’s delicious♪”

“Natsu-kun, you have ketchup on your mouth, so let me wipe it off. Yes! It’s clean… ♪”

They fed him and cleaned his mouth. It was a wonderful service.

After school, they would fight because they loved the same person.

“It’s my turn to date Natsu-kun today!”

“It’s not fair! I want to go on a date with him too!”

“Natsu-kun is mine~!”

Mikos on both sides pulled Natsuhiko’s arms as if he were a stuffed toy.

Finally, the two, with puffy cheeks, questioned him.

“Which Miko do you prefer, Natsu-kun?” X2

♦♦♦

“～～～～～～! I love you both…!”

“Natsu-kun!”

He had been an idiot since the beginning of time.

If you were to worry about how loose screws he had in his head, Bakaresi(Idiot-boyfriend) inevitably defended himself, saying that this was no time for fainting in agony.

“I’m sorry! If Miko-chan had a twin, she would be too cute to choose! Ah! Just because they’re twins doesn’t mean they’re cute! Even Miko-chan as she is now is the cutest of all! I don’t know what I’m saying!”

“I-I’m glad. But to be praised in the middle of the town is very embarrassing…!”

At dusk, on an empty bench, Miko would have loved to be whispered of her love.

Instead of his helpless brother, Nina said, “Mii-chan, I’m sorry my brother Natsu is so uncomfortable to deal with, right?”

“Guhh…! I can’t deny it, I’m pathetic…!”

“I know you love Mii-chan, but never thought you’d be too blind in love.”

“That’s not—”

Natsuhiko tried to deny that this was true, but once he recalled the days he spent with Miko, he held his tongue.

The words he finally managed to come up with were…

“W-what’s the deal?”

“If you turn on me like that…”

“What’s wrong with loving Miko-chan?” He was so proud of himself.

“I’m not complaining, and I don’t think there’s anything wrong with it.”

“You don’t think so, then what?”

“I don’t think you should spend the rest of your life looking at pictures of Mii-chan, do you?”

“Hah!?”

“Heh?”

Natsuhiko was surprised by the revelation, and he didn’t care about Miko-chan, who was bubbling over with information she hadn’t heard before.

The first blow.

“The other day weren’t you swooning at a picture of Mii-chan from middle school saying, Miko-chan looks best in an apron.”

Second blow.

“And the other day, you shared pictures of Mii-chan on LINE with her senior in middle school, didn’t you? Miko chan is super cute… I could hear it echoing all the way to my room, don’t you know?”

And the finisher.

“I think it’s good that you and Mii-chan are lovers and that your phone’s lock screen is a shot of you and Mii-chan. But the PIN number… 3535, seriously MIKOMIKO.”

“It’s embarrassing, please stop it——!”

Natsuhiko was reduced to ashes.

He wasn’t lying about how much he loved Miko, but he was embarrassed to death to have it revealed that he loved her too much. The ultimate in shame.

On the other hand, Miko-chan

“～～～～～!”

What’s going on? She held her face and fainted in great agony, defeated by Natsuhiko.

Was it because he loved her too much that she was embarrassed? Because love was too heavy?

No.

(I-I did the same thing as Natsu-kun…!)

ANSWER. Because Natsuhiko and her actions were similar.

She smiled looking at the photos of her date with Natsuhiko, and asked Kohaku to secretly tell her interesting moments of Natsuhiko’s life. As a matter of course, her lock screen was a picture of two shots with Natsuhiko.

Though it’s a secret, her password was 7215, Natsuhiko.

Chapter 32: New Facts

“Please! Kasai and Izumi!”

“I’m serious! Kasai-chi and Izumin!”

Before morning HR. About two boys put their hands together for Natsuhiko and Souji, as if to ask them to do something for them.

The names of the boys were Shioya and Sakase.

Shioya was tall and probably had a well-developed face. He was also regarded as a promising ace in the basketball team.

But,

“Our basketball team has canceled their summer vacation! I want to have a summer memory by then! You may think I’m pitiful. But please think about it. I mean, if you’re going to feel sorry for me, give me a chance to meet someone! … Please.”

It seemed that the basketball team, which had set its sights on qualifying for the prefectural tournament this year, couldn’t seem to get any break.

Although a bit flirtatious, Sakase was a handsome man who incorporated modern trends.

But,

“This summer, I have to go to my grandpa’s house and help out in the fields! If I don’t do something, I’ll end up just plucking peppers and corn, a page from my youth! Just get your hands on an assortment of veggies! Take the watermelon too, thief!”

The flirtatious man was the son of a farmer. He had already given up on boy-meets-girl events over there, as his farm was just in the countryside.

That’s why.

“Please! Please go to the pool with us!” x2

By the time summer vacation began, they wanted to make memories with girls and hopefully get a girlfriend.

They wanted to see these beautiful girls in their swimsuits.

“If Izumi comes, the girls in my class will go too!”

“If Kasai-chi comes, there’s a good chance Saeki-chan will come, too, right? I want to see that glamorous body! Two watermelons are a man’s rambling!”

Will Souji and Natsuhiko, who were both riajuu, extend their hands to these two who exposed their desires and worries to the point of purity?

“No!”

“I’m sorry too! I’m going on a date with Miko-chan on my day off!”

“……”

Souji and Natsuhiko, kicked off the non riajuu duo.

They didn’t care if they were busy playing basketball or harvesting the fields.

“… Die, you Riajuu!!”

The two loners turned their backs and walked away.

The girls watching the scene cackled.

“Yes! We’ll just have the pool to ourselves♪”

“There are no boys from our class, so I’m going to try a swimsuit that’s a little more challenging!”

“Should we go shopping for swimsuits today?”

“Let’s go! I don’t feel self-conscious about a girls-only pool, let’s have fun ourselves ♪”

“Let’s go~~~♪” x4

They seemed happy that the girls’ only pool party had been decided.

“Did I do something bad to Shioya and Sakase?” Natsuhiko thought, but he laughed at the thought that it was either one or the other.

“It’s pretty tedious being asked so desperately, isn’t it?”

“Haha… Are you still picking on me because of the double date?”

“I ain’t got nothing against you.”

Souji, laughing through his nose, must have meant what he said. Without showing any pretense of concern, he tilted the bottled coffee he had bought.

Natsuhiko’s cheeks relaxed a bit because what he was drinking was black as usual.

“What are you smiling at?”

“Sorry-sorry. I know it’s obvious, but I just realized you are not forcing me to drink black coffee.”

“Don’t put me through that with you.”

“Oh, don’t get me started!”

“Haha!”

What was supposed to be a bit of a tease was unexpectedly returned tenfold.

Natsuhiko was reminded that although he had a childish side, he was still a much more mature guy than he was.

“Hey, Souji.”

“Hmm?”

Now that they have been reawakened, they can finally make up their minds.

“About the double date thing, you know?”

“I don’t want to.”

“That’s not what I meant!”

“Then what’s the difference?”

“I’m not talking about going or not going!”

Natsuhiko asked Souji, who continued to raise his eyebrows, a question that had been bothering him for a long time.

“There’s another, more compelling reason why you can’t date, right?”