"I Wanna Fondle Them Too" (Oppai Momitai) - V2 Chapter 29&30

Chapter 29

Instead of Souji, who lacked words, Kanade explained it to him.

“So-chan’s father and mother are both office workers. So we take care of Micchan and Sacchan on weekdays, right?”

“Ah. That means when the two of you go home together, it’s to pick up Micchan and Sacchan?”

“Bingo♪ I also cook, do laundry, and clean the house for someone who can’t do it at all.”

“Sorry that I couldn’t…”

Souji muttered uncomfortably, but Kanade, who wanted to take care of her boyfriend as well as the twins, giggled as if to say that she was happy being able to do the housework for him.

Miko, seemingly to have something on her mind, asked a question raising her small hand.

“Senpai, if you’re attending Izumi-senpai’s house, does that mean you’re officially dating him with your parents’ approval?”

“Yeah! We’re officially dating with So-chan’s and my parents’ approval.”

Kanade pulled a key out of her pocket to show everyone. Without asking, it was obvious that it was the Izumi family’s duplicate key.

“Get recognised by parents…! I’m so jealous…!”

It’s no wonder why the words “family-approved” were so attractive to Miko. Her round eyes sparkled as if she was staring at a gem.

It was the same for Natsuhiko, who unintentionally imagined his daily life with a common law wife(Miko).

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On a day off.

Natsuhiko was bored alone at home when the intercom rang.

—Who could that be? He thought as he opened the door.

“Hehehe…♪ It’s your commuter wife♪”

To his surprise, Miko showed up in an apron with a shopping bag in one hand.

Like a commuter wife, she performed a parade of housekeeping services.

And while in the kitchen, “Can you taste the curry, Natsu-kun? Today’s secret ingredient is grated apple♪” She said, while cheerfully giving him a small plate.

And while doing laundry in the yard… “This smells just like Natsu-kun♪ I feel so relieved♪…” She said and passionately hugged Natsuhiko’s shirt.

And when during bath. “Cleaning the bathtub is done. Let’s see…? Can I help you wash your back, too?” She blushed as she looked up at Natsuhiko.

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“～～～～～! I want to be attended by Miko-chan too…!”

Falling in agony over a series of delusions was so cliche.

As if Miko heard a cry from his heart, she smiled and said, “Do you want me to be your common-law wife too?” Kohaku, on the other hand, jeered at him saying, “This guy is a jerk.”

As for Natsuhiko, he wanted Miko to marry him today, or if possible, he wanted her to be his commuter wife right away.

But there was an order to things. Until he became a full-fledged man, he couldn’t say things like, “I want you to be my wife.”

To begin with, now was not the time to let the flower garden in his brain bloom.

“Hey, Souji. Why did you hide the fact that you went to pick up your sisters?”

Rather than being angry, he asked a genuine question.

It would have been easier to just say, “I can’t hang out with you guys because I have to pick up my sisters after school,” Wasn’t it more troublesome to keep hiding?

To his stare, Souji put one elbow on the table as if he had given up.

Then, he revealed his true feelings.

“… Because it’s embarrassing.”

“Eh?”

“It’s kind of lame. I can’t accompany you guys after school because I have sisters to take care of.”

Natsuhiko was surprised by the unexpected response and the reaction that he expressed.

Souji, who he thought was mature, uttered words like ’embarrassing’ and ‘lame’. Not because he was feeling self-conscious, but to hide his embarrassment.

Natsuhiko realized the obvious.

—Souji was also a regular high school student like him.

He was told that they were old enough to care about trivial matters, albeit to different degrees.

Natsuhiko was disappointed in Souji, who cared about petty things as much as they did?

There was no way it’s true…

“It’s not embarrassing, not lame!”

“!? Natsuhiko?”

Natsuhiko, raising his voice, approached Souji rapidly with the momentum.

“I’m so proud of you! You take care of your sisters every day instead of your busy parents! If anyone out there says it’s lame, they’re the ones who are lame!”

Natsuhiko was not the only one to express his feelings.

“That’s right!”

Even Miko, inspired by her boyfriend, bent forward over the bubbling grass next to her.

“It’s hard to keep putting your family first, no matter what anyone says! It’s amazing that you can continue to put your sisters first!”

And the finishing blow.

“Souji, you’re cool!”

“Izumi-senpai, you’re so cool!”

Natsuhiko and Miko praised him highly.

What would Souji think when he was bombarded with unstoppable praise?

“Natsuhiko and Miko-chan…”

“?” x2

“…You’re too close.”

Souji showed off his coolness to the two people right in front of him.

“Seriously… How can you guys be so friendly and say such embarrassing things?”

“Hahaha…” and “.. ehehe.”

“I ain’t complimenting you.”

“… Sorry…”x2

“…. Pfft! Hahaha!”

“S-souji?”

“Izumi-senpai?”

What just happened? The cool guy started laughing like he was on the verge of exploding.

Natsuhiko and Miko were unable to understand.

Wiping tears from the corners of his eyes, Souji told them.

“Sorry, sorry! Seeing you guys being so open about embarrassing things made me think that all the things I’ve been worrying about were really small!”

Souji, who had stopped propping himself up on one elbow, proudly showed his white teeth. His smile was fresh and radiant, as usual.

Natsuhiko and Miko, who looked at each other, smiled right away.

Chapter 30

“Compared to Natsu and Miko-chan, Souji’s problems are insignificant.”

When Kohaku said it, it really seemed trivial.

As evidence of this, he and his twin were amicably munching on animal-shaped cookies, saying, “It’s been a while since I’ve had one, it’s perfectly balanced.”

“What are you guys eating?”

“Dogee!”

“Horshe!”

“Mine is the mightiest lion!”

Garururu! When Kohaku’s realistic beast voice was shown, Micchan and Sacchan were also very excited. They barked and neighed. It was like being in a zoo.

Whether people liked her or not, Kohaku was friendly to a fault. It took her no more than three minutes to become friends with anyone, whether a child or someone from the underworld.

Natsuhiko and Miko looked at each other and then went on to talk to Souji.

“As you can see, we can at least play with Micchan and Sacchan. Let’s all get together from now on.”

“I feel the same way as Natsu-kun. I would love to help in any way I can!”

Up until now, Souji would have refused their request. He would have pretended to be troublesome.

However,

“Well, yeah, I guess so. I’d appreciate it if you could play with these guys once in a while.”

“Yeah ♪”

“Yes ♪”

He had been stomped by a friend and his girlfriend who had been foolishly honest up to this point.

There was not a single reason to refuse.

“Chance! Charge at Natsu!”

“Guhe…!”

The happy ending was short-lived.

“Go—!”

The twins attacked Natsuhiko as Kohaku gave them the order.

“Natsuhiko♪ Natsuhiko♪”x2

They rode on his back or hung from his hands.

He was slammed on the sides and punched on the chin. They obeyed her command as if they had been trained by Kohaku previously.

“Hey, Kohaku! Don’t teach these little ones liver blows and uppercuts!”

“I don’t see why not. There are picture books that explain the parts of beef and tuna.”

“There is absolutely no picture book that teaches people their weaknesses!”

The cackling twins chose Miko as their next target.

“Hya…!”

“Miko-chan!”

It was an unexpected attack.

“Fluff-fluffy♪”

Micchan on the right breast and Sacchan on the left breast. In other words, the twins hugged Miko’s big, voluptuous breasts, burying their faces in each one.

Mugyuuuuuu~~~!

Miko was a little confused.

“Hehehe…♪ I got hugged by Micchan and Sacchan♪”

The twins continued to attack her with their sweetness, she smiled softly.

“Oh no. I think Natsuhiko will cry, screaming, Miko-chan’s breasts are mine.”

“I-I’m not that petty(small).”

He couldn’t say that he was feeling some jealousy.

Natsuhiko was not the only “small” one.

“Look, look. Come to Kanade-sis’s place, too.”

Kanade came to the twins to ease the burden on Miko.

If they were normal twins, they would have jumped into each other’s chests as soon as Kanade opened her arms.

However,

“??? Micchan, Sacchan?”

The twins shook their heads as if rejecting Kanade.

Under the circumstances that they all could not understand, Micchan on the right and Sacchan on the left pointed at the flabby, voluptuous breasts of Miko and Kohaku.

“Miko, fluffy fluffy.”

“Kohaku, fluffy fluffy.”

A finisher, or rather, a kick to the corpse.

“Kanade-nee-chan, flat-flat.”

“………” x5

An extremely cold blizzard blew into the living room, which used to be homey.

YES, the player was tiny!

If we were to translate the kids’ words, it would say, “Miko and Kohaku are cuddly because they have big boobs. Kanade-chan has small boobs, so no thank you.”

I would not say that Kanade was a steep cliff. However, compared to Miko and Kohaku, who have weapons such as watermelons and melons, Kanade’s weapons were too tiny.

“They told me what I was most concerned about…!”

Kanade put her hand on her modest chest through her apron full of sadness.

What should a boyfriend say to her in such a situation?

Natsuhiko looked at Souji, who had been her boyfriend for a long time, and was sure he knew what he’s talking about.

Then, as if understanding the intent of his gaze, Souji sniffed and said,

“Kids are honest, right?”

“S-S-S-Souji!!!”

Natsuhiko wondered if this guy was an idiot.

He shouldn’t have said that.

“Sou, chan?”

Where did the sweet calm older sister go?

There was no one but a snow lady manipulating an extremely chill blizzard.

Kanade, while brushing her glossy black hair, threw daggers with her eyes, and continued to exert pressure on Souji, which was simply terrifying.

“Excuse me… I’ve to use the washroom.”

Souji, who had no delicacy, understood that he had stepped on a landmine.

“Ah! You can’t run away!”

Without giving a second thought to Kanade’s shouts, Souji faded out in a straight line towards the bathroom at home.

Natsuhiko recalled what Kanade said at the café the other day.

“I don’t think Souchan is as mature as you think, Natsuhiko.”

Once he remembered, he couldn’t help but smile.

What she said was really true.

And he also recalled another thing.

“Together we take care of Micchan and Sacchan on weekdays, okay?”

“Hm…?”

And a thought came to Natsuhiko’s mind.