"I Wanna Fondle Them Too" (Oppai Momitai)

"Please support me on Ko-fi! Thank you!"

Chapter 27

Naturally, this was neither Souji’s nor his grown-up cute girlfriend’s house.

And it wasn’t a love hotel either.

“Nursery…?” x3

The place where Souji and his friend entered was, without a doubt, a nursery school.

The building, painted in pale pink and light blue, was typically cute, perhaps based on the nursery school’s mascot. Above the gate, yuru-character-like doggy and kitten were outstretching their hands saying, “You’re Welcome!”.

As they walked inside they heard laughter from the premise.

Natsuhiko, Kohaku, and Miko were at a loss.

All they could do was blink their eyes and look again.

“Do Izumi-senpai dream of becoming a nursery school teacher or something in the future…?”

“Eh? You mean he came to the daycare to help out? If so, does that mean the woman he was walking with is not his girlfriend, but a part-timer?”

“Wait a minute! Part time work at a nursery… taking care of kids! Isn’t Souji a misanthrope?”

They tried to imagine Souji, who was known for his misanthropy, happily playing with children.

—Running around in the garden…

—Putting kids to bed.

—Dancing and singing with children at a playground.

“That smile is a lie…”

“Stop pushing bell peppers at kids who don’t like it…”

Natsuhiko and Kohaku, knowing what they usually did, was having great difficulty imagining Souji working in an apron.

“U~n. Unless I see him in an apron it’s hard for me to believe.”

“That’s right. If that’s the case, it would be more comfortable to be told that he had an illegitimate child.”

Although just a few moments ago, Kohaku’s statement would not have been funny, but now she had shifted her focus from “cheating” to “nursery staff”, she was full of smiles.

A relaxation from tension, you might say.

“An illegitimate child? No, no way! He’s a high school student, remember? And preschoolers are only three or four years old!”

“R-right. No matter how mysterious Izumi-senpai is, there is no way he has something like that to hide!”

“Hahaha~! Guess that was a little too much of a black joke~!”

“Hahahahahaha!” x3

“High school students are welcome! At-home workplace.”

If you posted this label on the wall, the smiles on everyone’s faces would be as big as if they were in a part-time job magazine.

The tailing was over, and the group was happy and content.

Until this moment.

“… Natsu, Hiko?”

In fact, they were reunited for the first time in 30 minutes.

When Souji came out of the nursery, he finally noticed Natsuhiko and his friends.

And Natsuhiko and the others also noticed him.

“Ah! Souji—?”

Natsuhiko was astonished at the sight before him. Miko and Kohaku were also shocked to see the scene before their eyes.

Welcome back, suspected cheater.

A child on the right hand, another on the left.

On both of his sides, there were two kids.

In contrast to the unsociable Souji, the children had a lovely smile.

It was as if they were happy that their father had come to pick them up.

At such an at-home yet shocking scene, Natsuhiko and his friends screamed with their thoughts.

“Really a secret child !?”

“Cute …!”

“L-l-lolicon―!”

“… Pein…”

※　※　※

The location changed to Souji’s house.

Natsuhiko had never thought of visiting his friend’s house for the first time in this way…

“Yes, everyone, here you go!”

The mood was eased by Kanade, who joined them a short while ago.

She looked like a waitress. Dressed in an apron, and placed drinks for the number of people on trays and quickly served them to the people in front of her.

“Natsuhiko, you want milk or gum syrup?”

“Ah. Yes! I wish I could have both.”

“Natsuhiko, black is fine with you, right?”

“Eh?”

Across the living room table, Natsuhiko’s shoulders jumped at the sound of Souji’s bleak voice.

“No, I wish I could but—”

“Black, Is O.K.A.Y right?”

“… Aye-sir.”

It was as if he was asking him to drink the bitter.

“So-chan! You shouldn’t tease your friends!”

“Tsk…”

As expected, Souji did not shield himself from Kanade. Simultaneously with a click of the tongue, he took one milk and one gum syrup from the mini basket on the table and shot them at Natsuhiko at high speed with a poke in the forehead.

“T-thanks..”

Natsuhiko got the milk and Gum syrup, but didn’t feel like putting them in his iced coffee right away. His throat was parched, but he couldn’t bring himself to put his mouth on a glass full of ice.

The same was true for Miko and Kohaku, who were sitting next to each other, staring at Natsuhiko, not at the orange juice that had been served to them.

The three of them made eye contact with each other, nodding their heads broadly.

And then,

“Please forgive us!” x3

Natsuhiko, Miko, and Kohaku performed the most respectful form of Japanese etiquette, a dogeza.

Souji is also a highschool student

Chapter 28

“Please forgive us!”x3

Natsuhiko, Miko, and Kohaku performed the most respectful form of Japanese etiquette: Dogeza.

The reason for getting down on their knees was obvious.

Souji had never been unfaithful.

Just like the townspeople who prostrated themselves before the magistrate.

“I was wondering what Souji, whose private life is shrouded in mystery, was doing after school!”

“That’s right! I thought you were just playing around with the girls because you’re so popular with them for nothing!”

“That was rude of me, even if it was just to relieve some mental fuzziness!”

“You guys, what do you guys think of me…?”

“We’re truly sorry!!!”x3

Kanade smiled at the stunned Souji, saying, “It’s okay.”

“Don’t worry about it, it’s okay. I haven’t told you guys but it’s that So-chan has his own problems.”

“Why would Kanade have to say them?”

“I’m replacing someone who can’t be honest.”

“Understood…”

When Souji saw Kanade’s smile, he was completely taken aback by the venom.

With a sigh, he told the three of them, “Keep your heads up.”

“I’m sorry too. I didn’t explain the situation properly.”

“No, no! For me, it was both a relief and surprise…”

Natsuhiko looked up and slowly turned his gaze toward the “object of surprise.”

It seemed that Natsuhiko was not the only one who felt more surprised than relieved.

“I’m sorry, I never thought it would end like this.”

“Same…!”

Kohaku and Miko, who looked up, also looked at the “object of surprise.”

The point of gaze was neither Souji nor Kanade.

They were looking at two identical girls standing right in front of Natsuhiko.

In other words, they were Souji’s sisters.

It seems that the sisters were watching for the right moment to introduce themselves.

“This is Micchan!”

“I’m Sacchan!”

Micchan raised her right hand and Sacchan raised her left hand, both were very energetic as expected of kids.

Natsuhiko, who had been stalking them until just a few minutes ago, was soaked in their pure, untainted eyes.

“Thank you very much for your kindness. I’m Natsuhiko.”

Energetic at full throttle.

“Oooooh!”

“Natsuhiko ♪ Natsuhiko ♪”x2

Twins started chanting Natsuhiko’s name and ran around in circles.

“You can’t tell which one is who anymore, can you?”

“Hahaha…”

As Souji said, they flipped and fluttered their matching one-pieces, and even their pineapple hair was tied back in a single bangs. For Natsuhiko, who had only just met them, it was extremely difficult to tell which one was Micchan and which one was Sacchan.

Natsuhiko, who accepted the twins as funnels, smiled bitterly.

“It never occurred to me that the reason you’d be leaving right after school was to pick up your sisters.”

“That’s right. We never talked about it.”

Kohaku asked Souji, who took a sip of his iced coffee as if it was someone else’s problem, “Hey, hey, hey.”

“Who was that cute girl you were walking with in the end?”

“Cute girl? Oh. You mean Miyamura-san?”

“Miyamura?”

Natsuhiko and the others tilted their heads, and Souji pointed to the twins who were lying on the floor, tired from running.

“Miki and Saki, she’s the mothers of their friends.”

“Eh?”x3

Cute girl was unexpectedly a married woman.

“Isn’t she a college girl?”