"I Wanna Fondle Them Too" (Oppai Momitai) - V2 Chapter 03

Chapter 03- Natsuhiko and Kohaku are best friends to this day!

While many of his classmates are jealous of the lovey-dovey relationship between Natsuhiko and Miko, only Kohaku is unconcerned. “Love? What’s so special about that?” is her response.

There’s no doubt that she’s among the prettiest high school girls, but she has no interest in love.

Maybe it’s too good to be true. Because regardless of who you ask, Kohaku is undoubtedly worthy of the title of “prettiest girl.”

She has a sharp nose and eyes that seem to express her personality, glistening medium hair that is brightly colored, and a gravure body that is second to none, even among idols.

If you were to find her in a pickup spot, you would probably ask, “Would you like to have tea?” like a Pokémon trainer waiting on Champion Road.

But the person in question is sure to stick up her middle finger – and then dump you on the spot.

She’d rather spend her time looking after her favorite Sneakers or checking out the limited edition collaborations on Mercari than have an after-school date with a boy.

Instead of having a swimsuit date with her friends at the beach in the middle of summer, she’d rather be at home in the air conditioning, working her way up the ranks of a Battle-game or chillin’ out with a new horror game.

More than anything, she’d prefer to hang with her close friends, than spend time flirting with a boyfriend. Or maybe she’d mess with them,

This is the reason why Kohaku is a JK who is more interested in friendship than love and has a boyish personality and hobbies.

That’s why it was natural for her to get involved with Natsuhiko, who was hugging his lunchbox right in the morning.

Even though it was a natural course of action, Natsuhiko could not stand the thought of being treated as a sexual predator who had a thing for inorganic objects.

“Watch your mouth, Kohaku! It’s not like I was obsessed with my lunch box! I was just swooning over Miko-chan!”

“No way, no way, no way. The way you say it, you’re just trying to wrap it up. You’re acting like a sicko who wears stolen panties on his head.”

“No, don’t lump me in with them!”

“It’s okay, everything will be fine. She’s a sweet girl, Miko, and I’m sure she’ll accept Natsu’s twisted sexuality.”

“… What the h*ll am I in your mind…?”

Her expression was more gentle than ever as she simply stared at the tragic Natsuhiko.

She looked at him with so much compassion that he was about to accept himself as a pervert, just for a moment though… No, nope, never. He held a brief meeting in his mind.

Many scenarios started to project in his empty brain.

The scene of him screaming, “I want to fondle some b**bs”

Taking off his sister’s pants, and pulling her underwear unconditionally.

When Miko’s cuteness was too much for him to bear, he hugged his pillow in bed while screaming in agony.

Opening the wardrobe at Kohaku’s house and discovering panties and bras, a world full of wonders.

And to top it all off.

Squeezing his dear girlfriend’s bra-less t*ts over and over again.

In front of her parents.

Verdict.

“Oh, maybe I’m a pervert…!”

YES, a pervert with a prize of 1.5 billion berries.

Natsuhiko, the King of Perverts, is sweating like a waterfall.

Even though he was the King of Perverts, he was still a bad friend to Kohaku.

She gently placed her hand on her best friend’s shoulder.

“Kohaku…?”

And then she gave him warm words.

While trying desperately to hold back her laughter.

“…… pfft, kkkkk! It’s not that you might be a pervert, You’re a Pervert, okay?”

“~~~~! You should be consoling me, damn you——–!”

“Pftt————!”

A perverted king with a big frown on his face and a Kansai woman laughing hysterically.

It is childish for an exchange between a man and a woman of their age.

However, it is an exchange that can be accomplished only because Natsuhiko and Kohaku can be fools regardless of gender.

“Here’s a special offer… If you want I can comfort you, with these–“.       “I don’t need that kind of comfort! Baka, Baka, BAKAAA!”

[TN: Sexually… probably with her br**st]

Although the two of them are just too idiotic.