"I Wanna Fondle Them Too" (Oppai Momitai) - Chapter 57

Chapter 57 Up in the morning

Natsuhiko woke up early in the morning without an alarm.

“…All right”

He stood up quietly, as he caught a glimpse of sunlight and heard the chirping of sparrows.

Miko must have been exhausted, hence why she was still sleeping with a relaxed expression on her face.

As she lay in the bed, she looked like Snow White.

Although she was Snow White, she wasn’t supposed to wake up with a good morning kiss.

Our princess needed to rest for a while longer.

“I’m off.”

Natsuhiko whispered, smiling at Miko, and started to get ready.

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It was an early Sunday morning, and the only people passing by, were pet owners and runners.

Natsuhiko, dressed in his school uniform, kept walking towards his destination.

Of course, he wasn’t going to school.

For him, it was formal attire. Instead of a suit, he wore something to show off his seriousness to the fullest.

When he reached his destination, he stopped.

His destination was, indeed, Miko’s house.

Yesterday, when he visited the house, he was thrilled to be able to have his dream date at home.

And when he barely escaped with his life, his heart shrieked at the fear of being exterminated.

Although the nervousness now was of a very different kind, his heart was still beating wildly.

In front of the door. he finished straightening his collar and tie and took a few deep breaths.

He was well aware that he was being insane this early in the morning.

At last, he pressed the doorbell.

A few moments later, the door opened with a feminine voice saying, “Hai”

“!”

Natsuhiko was so surprised that he forgot his words.

The lady in front of him was identical to Miko.

She was Miko’s mother.

It would be appropriate to describe her as a mature version of Miko. Though she looked so young that he didn’t feel that it had been a long time since he saw her, and she looked more like a beautiful witch child than a beautiful witch.

She was small in stature and had a childlike face, but she had a strong appeal. Miko must have inherited these features from her mother.

While Natsuhiko was awestruck, Miko’s mother was radiating with a smile.

“Ah♪ you must be Natsuhiko-kun, right?”

“It’s been a while! Sorry to bother you so early in the morning――”

“You truly are Natsuhiko-kun ♪”

“!? M-m-m-mother!?”

Miko’s mother clasped Natsuhiko’s hands and said excitedly, “So you are finally here♪”

She also patted Natsuhiko on the shoulder and chest and examined his face.

“Natsuhiko-kun you’ve grown up a lot~, but your cute face hasn’t changed at all.”

“T-thank you. If you ask me, Aunt is as beautiful as always.”

“Fufufu…! You’ve matured.”

The way she smiled with her fingers pressed against her lips was similar to Miko’s and could soothe people naturally.

“I’m sorry my daughter barged in to your house, you must’ve been surprised.”

“No, no! I was surprised, but I guessed the circumstances…”

Knowing that he was the reason for the quarrel between Miko and her father, Natsuhiko felt sorry for her mother who bowed down to him.

At the same time when he was feeling sorry, a question came to his mind.

He wondered if Miko’s mother had any hostility toward him?

That’s what he wants to know.

“Don’t worry, it’s okay. I’m on your side, Natsuhiko-kun.”

“Really?”

Did Miko’s mother have telepathic abilities?

“H-how did you know?”

“Fufu…♪ By taking a look at your apologetic face, I can tell at once.”

“I’m ashamed…!”

She wasn’t mind-reading, Natsuhiko had merely revealed too much on his face.

But it was too early to be embarrassed as Miko’s mother continued.

“Even if you were to come out and say, ‘I had a great time with Miko-chan last night,’ I wouldn’t be offended.”

“L-last night!!!”

Natsuhiko’s face turned red.

Last night’s fun = bang-bang = naughty things = sex on the beach.

A variety of NG words sent Natsuhiko’s brain into overdrive.

Natsuhiko’s blushing face was either too funny or too cute to resist… thus,

“Arere~~~? Does this mean you guys did it last night?”

“!? W-w-w-w-w-w-we didn’t do anything last night! And I’m not such a bastard as to lay a hand on a defenseless girl!”

“I see~. If she was fine, Natsuhiko-kun would lay his hands on her, right?”

“~~~~!”

“Hahaha! Natsuhiko-kun, you’re so funny♪“

Miko is an angel, but the devilishness she rarely shows seems to be inherited from her parents.

Her mother wiped the corners of her eyes and clasped her hands together.

“I’m sorry for teasing you. I thought her father would want to hear this.”

“Hah… Well, from her father’s point of view, it might be concerning…”

“Right?” Natsuhiko could only nod reluctantly as he looked at her in consent.

But to his surprise…

“So that’s how it is. Are you relieved now, dear father?”

“Huh…?”

Natsuhiko looked back fearfully to where her mother was smiling, as behind him was Miko’s father.

“Ya, Natsuhiko-kun, we haven’t seen each other since yesterday, have we…?”

“Whoa!”

“It’s early in the morning so he should be inside the home,” He choked on his words as it was terrifying for him to find out that the muscle man was standing right behind him.

The last boss, Miko’s father, had appeared.

He was on his way back from jogging. As the steam rose from his steel body, he looked like a warrior enmating a battle aura. A barbarian.

“G-good morning!”

“Good morning. It’s good to see you again.”

“Is it because you want to rip me apart…?” he couldn’t say, if he said it, it might come true.

With wrinkled brows and a nervous look, Miko’s father took a step forward and asked,

“You really didn’t do it, right…?”

“W-what?”

“You didn’t do it with Miko, did you?”

In Kohaku’s words, “are you sure you didn’t bang Miko?”

They definitely did not bang. But the fact that they have slept together, albeit normally, made Natsuhiko choke on his words.

If he kept choking, he might get a hell of a beating. Thus he continued to shake his head vigorously.

“N-n-n-no, I didn’t!”

Miko’s father continued to stare at him as his panicking became more and more suspicious.

“It doesn’t matter if they did. They’re a couple, after all.”

“Ehhh?”  “No way, Miko’s mother!”

Miko’s mother’s rescue ship was not a bamboo ship but a battleship.

Not only Natsuhiko, but even Miko’s father was in a panic.

“Miko just started high school! It’s too early!”

“I don’t care what you say. No matter how much you disagree, you can’t undo Miko and Natsuhiko’s night. Right, Natsuhiko-kun?”

“Wha! No-no-no-no! I told you before! I didn’t do anything to Miko last night! I swear!”

“Heh~, so you did it before last night.”

“W-we haven’t done it yet!”

“Yet! You dare! What do you mean, not yet?”

“~~~~!!! You’re exaggerating…!!!” “Ahahahahaha♪”

A furious father, a writhing Natsuhiko, and a chuckling mother.