"I Wanna Fondle Them Too" (Oppai Momitai) - Chapter 54

Chapter 54

|| “How trivial!”

He sincerely thought it was a joke. “Pop!” And then he heard the sound of a Carbonated Juice Can opening, and the sound of her gulping it down her throat.

|| “Buha… now my energy drinks taste bitter because of you.”

“Like that would make the drink taste bad…”

|| “Because, you are a good-for-nothing.”

“Y-you…! What’s wrong with you?”

|| “Did you decide by yourself that her life is screwed?”

“… What?”

As Natsuhiko was lost in his thoughts, Kohaku then said,

|| “Did Miko-chan ever tell you that her life is ruined because of you, Natsu?”

“!!”

Even though it was over the phone, Natsuhiko was shocked as if he had been splashed with water by Kohaku.

It was a blow that was more than enough to wake him up.

“… No… she never said that.”

|| “I guess so. There’s no way a girl who defended Natsuhiko in a classroom full of upperclassmen would say so.”

Natsuhiko remembered.

“I love you, Natsu-kun!!!!!”

When all of his classmates were suspecting their relationship, Miko, his girlfriend, embraced him tightly and shouted out all of her true feelings.

|| “It’s fine if you want to take good care of her, but you can’t help her every time. Have some more faith in Miko-chan.”

“… Yeah. You’re right, Kohaku.”

As expected of Kohaku, her advice was clear and straightforward.

Kohaku did not reach out to her best friend as Nina did. Instead, she pushed him off a cliff.

And then she told him to climb up by himself while encouraging from the top of the cliff.

That was how the relationship between Natsuhiko and Kohaku could be described.

This relationship was typical of these two best bad friends.

|| “B.E.S.I.D.E.S”

“W-what?”

|| “You’re too good-natured.”

“Huh?”

|| “You talk like you’re the perpetrator, but from what I hear, you’re also the victim, right?”

“Well… if you put it that way, I guess you could say that…”

|| “You need to be confident. Go and beat the crap out of that old man.”

“Beat him up, you say…! Have you lost your mind playing too much of the battle royale game?”

When Kohaku said, “I love Battle Royale games,” he wondered if she was engaged in a battle with an enemy. He could hear the sound of gunfire, explosions, and other noisy battle music through his phone’s speaker.

|| “The Holy Grail war for Miko-chan has already started. You’ll only die in vain if you remain passive. If you are a man, go and fight for her.”

He had to fight to be a man. Natsuhiko thought these words were typical of her.

At the same time, he agreed with her.

|| “Fight with all you’ve got. Once you die you can’t start over. Once you see an enemy, even a millimeter, even a dot, do not hesitate and pull the trigger.”

Call to action. A loud bang came from the speakers. A few moments later, The shot of gunfire echoed through the air. A further few moments later, he heard the sound of her opponent’s armor or helmet being shattered, signaling a knockout.

Natsuhiko imagined himself running naked into a muscular beast (Miko’s Father) with only a bamboo spear in his hand.

He shivered at the thought.

But it wasn’t out of fear, like before. It was a “warrior’s excitement.”

He didn’t know if he could win. Still, it seemed like a much cooler way to die than being cut down in a half-hearted face-off.

He still couldn’t picture himself winning, but his mind was much more optimistic than it was before.

“Thank you. I’m glad I talked to you about it.”

|| “Hn…”

Kohaku, who was not used to being thanked, pretended to be blunt in response to Natsuhiko’s overly straightforward thanks.

And stretched even further.

|| “Oh~OH. Because Natsu is dawdling, I have to play solo today. I’ll be the only one to rise in rank again!”

“Sorry, sorry. I can’t do it today, but I’ll make it up to you, I promise. Next time, let’s have a group match with Miko and Souji.”

|| “Heh. Do Miko-chan play games?”

“No, she has almost no experience, but she knows that you and I like to play games, so she wants to practice with us.”

|| “Hou-Hou! That’s good!”

“So, you know. Let her play with us at your house sometime.”

|| “Okay♪”

Kohaku, who was in a great mood, gulped down her energy drink with relish.

Apparently the next game was about to start.

|| “I’m going to hang up now. The next battle is calling for me. Later!”

“What kind of war wolf are you?”

Natsuhiko was amazed, but Kohaku grinned at him over the phone.

|| “It’d be better if you would become a wolf too.”

“What do you mean?”

|| “Why don’t you just attack Miko-chan and make it a fact?”

“!!!??? Haaaaa!?”

|| “Even the old man over there has to admit that. ‘T-these two… love each other so intensely…!'”

It’s impossible. It’s impossible, but Natsuhiko couldn’t help but blush when he imagined Miko undressing.

“~~~~! T-that would be an AV!!”

「～～～～っ！おおだヴぁだだあｖだ！」

[TN: Something Related to AV… Anyone who can understand this, let me know!]

|| “Hyahahahaha! It’s a joke, of course! Natsu and Miko-chan in bed together…”

“D-die—–!”

Natsuhiko slammed his phone down on his bed, force-ending the call.

“I thought she had given me some really good advice, and now this.”

As expected of Default Kohaku.

A wily and mischievous friend of Natsuhiko.