"I Wanna Fondle Them Too" (Oppai Momitai) - Chapter 50

Chapter 50

“I’m Miko’s father.”

“! …Eh, ah! H-hello!”

There was no time to be bewildered. Even Natsuhiko, a high school student, was aware of the significance of a first impression.

He immediately changed from sitting cross-legged to sitting on his soles and swiftly got down on his knees to greet Miko’s father.

“My name is Natsuhiko Kasai, and I have been dating Miko-chan. It is an honor to meet you!”

“I see. So you are Natsuhiko-kun.”

“Eh? Do you know me?”

“Yes, I know you. Because Miko often talks about you with my wife.”

Natsuhiko felt relieved when he looked up.

Miko’s father, who raised the corner of his eyes with a smile, was a gentleman himself. Though he was prepared to have his neck snapped off with a powerful lariat. But now, he felt guilty for having evil thoughts.

“I’ll remember you well from now on.”

“Yes!”

But then, with murderous intent, her father carefully and slowly added,

“Natsuhiko-kun, you were trying to kiss my daughter while her parents were away…”

“Eh……….”

His fear returned…

“!!!??? Hiiiii!?”

Natsuhiko was on the verge of peeing in his pants, as Miko’s father’s “smile” instantly transformed into “fury”.

It was as if a werewolf had just seen a full moon. His muscles pumped up to the point where even the metal watch around his arm looked like it was about to burst.

The more he strained his eyebrows, the more the veins rose from his temples and the more apparent the words appeared on his face.

“Anyone who messes with my daughter deserves to die”

“Awawawawa….!”

Natsuhiko couldn’t see past beyond 100% Togoro.

[TN: A Yuyu Hakusho character]

Because of the sudden shift in tension from reassuring to terrifying.

He was in a hopeless situation…

But,

“Natsu-kun is not at fault… I’m the one who invited him home.”

Pup Chihuahua barked at the Father Lion King.

“Stay quiet Miko!”

“I won’t! A.I.U.E.O”

“How could she be so adorable even at a time like this…?” Miko’s actions healed Natsuhiko’s broken heart.

Miko’s father transformed with further rage… NO!

That didn’t happen…

The more Miko chanted, the more her father’s expressions changed from devilish to a tranquil one.

Natsuhiko noticed. “Oh… Her father, too, is soothed by her chant…”

Stupid parent and child.

However, Miko’s father had no intention of forgiving Natsuhiko. “HAA!” Screaming he came back to himself, back to the devilish form.

Thus he cleared his throat and said,

“Natsuhiko-kun. You should go home now.”

“!”

“It’s about time, the sun will be setting anytime soon. Besides, I can’t just sit back and watch you try to get your hands on my daughter, who just started high school.”

Natsuhiko remembered that he had seen him kissing his daughter.

So, he was too righteous to say anything back.

As for Miko, she wanted to be with Natsuhiko. She resisted, saying that she would not allow her father to swear at Natsuhiko.

“I’m not just a high school freshman, I’m already a high school student!”

“Even though you’re in high school, you’re still a kid.”

“I’ve been holding back until I was in high school! My love for Natsu-kun!”

Miko was very upset saying, “I’m not going to give up on these feelings,” As she reached for Natsuhiko’s arm.

All she did was just pull him closer.

“Uh-oh!”

To his surprise Natsuhiko lost his balance and fell over Miko.

Thus his face plunged in between Miko’s soft breasts.

“Ｓｒｇｇｖｄｆｄｆｘｌｍ；ｚ！！！？？？”

Natsuhiko panicked as he was devoured by her monstrous breasts.

He struggled to get his hands on the floor, but because they were too close, he unexpectedly touched Miko’s delicate parts, her thighs, and buttocks. In the middle of the frenzy Miko couldn’t help but let out a squeal and hugged him with all her might, not letting him escape.

Bottomless swamp, or bottomless boobs.

Natsuhiko sank deeper into the ocean of mother earth, and despite sinking, he experienced the sensation of ascending!

“Not a bad way to die…” he thought, forgetting the suffocation.

Until he heard her father’s voice.

“Damn you…! you should’ve left while I was still sane…”

“Hiiik…”

Her father sparred in air…

“I won’t let you choke to death. I’ll kill you myself.”

His muscles swelled up even more and got bulky. His white t-shirt ripped into pieces. As he roared the steaming blood rushed into his iron muscles, transforming him into a fiercer, more violent form.

He had become a Mononofu.

[TN: Probably a Monster Hunter wolf like beast?]

Natsuhiko, who witnessed her father’s transformation into a foreign monster, screamed in his mind, “If I don’t run, I’ll die.”

He wanted to run… but couldn’t.

“If you kill Natsu-kun, I’ll die with him!”

Miko’s embrace intensified in the heat of the moment.

“Natsu-kun is not violent like you, father! He’s so kind.”

“Mi-Miko-Chan, if you provoke Father any more…”

“Don’t call me your father!”

“F-f-f-f-f-forgive me!”

Her father’s rage meter was on the verge of breaking. He knew that violence and abuse were wrong, but he couldn’t shake the desire to destroy Natsuhiko, who was pampered by his beloved daughter.

“Gurrrrr~~~! Get the hell out of here…”

Miko’s father was struggling to hold back his right hand with his left as if he was fighting an inner demon.

They never know when his inner demon will break through and attack Natsuhiko.

In response to her father becoming a monster, Miko went from defensive to offensive.

Instead of hugging Natsuhiko, she bravely stood in front of her father.

“In addition, I don’t mind whatever Natsu-kun does to me!”

“Mi-Miko-chan!?” “Whatever… you say?”

In front of Natsuhiko and her father, Miko shouted.

A shocking declaration…

“If it’s Natsu-kun, I don’t mind having my chest groped!”

“NATSUHIKOOOOOOOOOOOO!!”

A Father’s limit breakthrough.

“S-s-s-s-sorry to bother you…” “Natsu-kun, run!”

Miko held on to her father, who had transformed into a maniac, and in the meantime, Natsuhiko fled the room.

Not wanting to let her sacrifice go in vain, he sprinted down the stairs from the hallway like a lizard running on water.

Without wasting a second, he slipped into his sneakers and ran out the door. He kept running and running, fearing that if he stopped, her father would chase after him to cut his head off.

Thus the sweet and sour first date of Natsuhiko and Miko ended.

Perhaps “closed” was more appropriate to say…

{EDN: tf is this chapter even}