"I Wanna Fondle Them Too" (Oppai Momitai) - Chapter 34
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Chapter 34
Kohaku got up and patted Natsuhiko on the shoulder.
She also gave him a thumbs-up and said in a very serious face,
“Don’t show off. Go on a date looking like a dork.”
“~~~~! It pisses me off that’s the only solution I have.”
“That’s the only solution you say?” hearing her remark, the mild-mannered Natsuhiko stood up…
“Telephone!”
“Huh?”
“Use your phone and call the good looking guy!”
There was no need to ask who she meant…
Good looking guy = Souji.
It was a common understanding for both of them.
Natsuhiko sat down near the table in front of the closet, took out his phone and searched for Souji in his contacts.
All he had to do was tap the phone number, but Natsuhiko’s finger stopped.
Then he took a few deep breaths, even though it was not the first time he’d spoken to him.
Furthermore, even though it wasn’t even a video call, he was worried about his looks while fixing his bangs and collar.
“???? Natsu, What’s with all these formalities?”
“Umm… Now that I think about it, it’s my first time calling Souji, so I’m a bit nervous…”
“Are you a maiden in love who’s about to call the guy she likes?”
The Kansai woman with an Edo-Japanese temperament again grumbled at Natsuhiko.
This time, instead of slowing her down, he decided to go for a direct attack.
“Oooo!” Natsuhiko shouted and hit her but she received no damage.
Because of the airbag called “big tits” of his bad friend, still overexposed as ever, has a cushioning property that can absorb any shock.
Natsuhiko’s face turned red as he accused his bad friend of squeezing her breasts into his palm.
“Why, have you no shame?”
“You’re the one who hit me, shouldn’t you be ashamed?”
The words leaked out of his mouth, “Why aren’t you a bit more self aware?” But Kohaku didn’t seem to mind.
“I don’t care. Let me call him.”
Kohaku grabbed his phone, quickly tapped the call button, and put it on speaker.
By the time Natsuhiko could say, “No!” It was already too late… Within three rings, the other side picked up the phone.
Natsuhiko was nervous.
“H-hello?”
“Ha—i”
“… Huh?”
Unsurprisingly, Natsuhiko tilted his head. It was an unfamiliar, slightly gentle and most likely a woman’s voice.
It wasn’t familiar. Yet, it sounded familiar.
The other side seemed to be the same, and they checked the name on the screen of the phone.
“Natsuhiko, you’re the boy who gets along with So-chan, right?
“… Could it be, you’re Souji’s girlfriend?”
In contrast to the fearful Natsuhiko, she bounced her vocal tone and said,
“Pimpon ♪ Right answer, I’m Kanade Seshita, So-chan’s girlfriend and childhood friend.”
The unexpected situation agitated Natsuhiko. He straightened his back and said, “Hello!” while bowing at high-speed.
“Thank you for always getting along with So-chan.”
“No, no,! I’m always indebted to So-chan, no I mean Souji. In fact, I called him today to ask for some advice…”
“Oh, so that’s why you called. I’m sorry, he was in the other room and I couldn’t resist answering.”
“Wait a bit, I’ll give him the phone.” When his girlfriend politely put him on hold, he wiped the sweat from his forehead.
“Fuh..! I was so nervous when it came out of nowhere.”
When Natsuhiko exhaled deeply, Kohaku exhaled as well.
Shallowly through her nose.
“Are you an elementary school kid who was caught by his mom making a call to his friends.”
“I don’t know. I was surprised and my mind went blank. You know Kohaku, I was ready for barley tea, but suddenly it became an elixir.”
“Natsu, your narrow brain is well expressed by the fact that you didn’t compare yourself to the shiitake mushroom soup.”
“Leave me alone!”
“What are you guys making a fuss about…?”
“Souji!”
The tension that he had been feeling earlier was nowhere to be seen.
At the voice of the handsome guy that he was waiting for, Natsuhiko was no longer a maiden in love, rather a mob character who was relieved that a hero had arrived.