"I Wanna Fondle Them Too" (Oppai Momitai) - Chapter 22

Chapter 22

The Elementary School Clash continues.

“Don’t call me a plain face! My face has a flavor that gets better the more you chew it!”

“What the heck are you saying, your face is the gum that’s been chewed for three hours.”

“Haaaaa?! It can still have flavor after thirty minutes, though?!”

“30 minutes or 3 hours, there will be no difference.”

“No, it will be different!”

“It’s no different!”

“Different!”

“Oh! If you insist on it that much, why don’t you taste it yourself.”

“Heh? You’ve got no idea how I’m gonna devour you—!”

Saying that, Kohaku approached Natsuhiko while gnawing her teeth. Shingeki no Kohaku.

Whether it’s a salty-faced man or a saucy-faced man there won’t be any seasoning, and of course, a plain-faced man like Natsuhiko won’t taste any better either.

Kohaku wasn’t that stupid. She knew only Anpanman’s face could be eaten.

In other words, she just wanted to harass him.

From the sideline, the excessive skinship with a beautiful girl is incredibly enviable!

However, from the perspective of the victim, Natsuhiko, it was as if he was held hostage by a bad guy.

“Gugugu…! D-don’t showcase your teeth…! Are you a ghoul…?”

“Gigigi… Let me have a BITE~~~!”

With his Iron Claws, he desperately attacked her face to prevent himself from being eaten. 

It was no longer The Elementary School Fight because now it had turned into the Kindergarten Dandelion War.

Souji sighed heavily at the sight of the Dandelion duo.

“What are you two doing…?”

Souji had more or less accepted the fact that Natsuhiko and Miko were a couple.

Because he left early yesterday, he didn’t know exactly what happened between Natsuhiko and Kohaku. Therefore, he had no reason to be so suspicious, because the girl in front of them introduced herself as his girlfriend.

But this fact was only valid for “Souji”. Because the reason why he liked him so much is that he appreciates Natsuhiko’s harmless and peaceful character. 

But when their classmates heard that Natsuhiko had found a girlfriend, their reactions were entirely different.

Two of the girls at the top of the class, Akari Sawakita, a frail girl, and Ryouka Hisakata, a girl with a passion for both arts and sciences said,

“Is she really Kasai’s girlfriend? Hmm… no matter how you look at it, they are not a good match, right?”

“Hey! Aren’t you being rude to Kasaï-kun? But… It’s also possible that Kasai-kun is involved in some kind of prank.”

The two liberal arts guys, Masaki Gonda from the Go club and Nobuto Miyamura from the e-Sports club…

“I don’t know why but I envy him. These emotions are raging within me. But there’s also a concern in my mind that he might’ve been Honey-Trapped.”

“I can relate. Though I’m more jealous of the fact that he’s getting bullied by Saeki-san in that position.”

etc.

Most of the opinions were in two patterns, “He is trying to prank Kohaku,” or “Natsuhiko himself got caught up in a prank.”

It’s not that the classmates have bad intentions and don’t acknowledge Miko as his girlfriend.

It’s just that they couldn’t imagine Natsuhiko having a girlfriend.

The only line that suited Natsuhiko was “I can only see you as a friend. I’m sorry.” If there were a vote then this would have been the best rejection lines.

Still, this level of attention was admirable.

Even though it’s been a while since the change in classes, his character had become so common that it was a huge surprise.

And the fact that he had become popular as an ordinary person with famous people like Souji and Kohaku by his side.

So, it would still take some time for them to accept the truth that Natsuhiko had such a cute girlfriend. The Fate of a common man.

It is said that many rumors last for 75 days, so if Natsuhiko and Miko stay together for the same number of days, the people around them will eventually accept their relationship.

Therefore,

“Gugugu…! Stop it, stay away from me…! D-don’t bite…!”

“Gigigi…! This is the punishment for deceiving me, resentment for ignoring my invitation to Monster Hunter, and just plain annoyance, you won’t be able to escape these three sets…!”

It’s no wonder that Natsuhiko, as of now, is on the verge of being eaten by Kohaku.

That’s natural selection.

Even though a woman’s physical strength is inferior to a man, Natsuhiko who was sitting on the chair, and Kohaku on top of him, there seems to be no way he could win.

And finally,

“Ohh, already at your, limit…” “I’m Bitten~”

Natsuhiko was about to be bitten by the zombie.

She almost got him.

But,

A small figure arrived between the duo.

The identity of that beast was Miko.

And then,

“!!!!! ??? Mi-Mi-mi-Mi-mi-Mi-mi-Miko-chan !?”

No wonder Natsuhiko’s face instantly heated up.

Even Kohaku, Souji, and the rest of his classmates were surprised.

Because Miko was biting Natsuhiko’s ear.

With her small mouth, she gave him a sweet bite.

After removing her lips from Natsuhiko’s ear, she faces Kohaku.

Then she said firmly.

“Natsu-kun is not bland at all!”

Small beasts are always this fierce?