"I Wanna Fondle Them Too" (Oppai Momitai) - Chapter 19

Chapter 19

Wow… My reliability is that low…?

Early morning in the classroom. Natsuhiko, with a serious look on his face, called his two “friends” to his seat so that he could brag.

“Kohaku and Souji, you know, I got a girlfriend.”

“Tch, what nonsense, you liar!”

“I’m not lying!”

His voice echoed through the classroom and his serious expression shattered.

This is what usually happens when you tell your friends that you got a girlfriend.

As for Kohaku, she was yawning, while Souji was in a hurry to return back to his seat by saying, “Can I go now?”

“It’s true! I swear on my life!”

“Natsu. Sorry to disappoint you, but all lives are not equal.”

“You mean my life is trash? Please try to look at it from my point of view.”

“Kohaku didn’t say it was trash,” Souji shrugged. But for Natsuhiko, he didn’t have the time nor pride to worry about whether he was trash or not.

“Hey Souji! You trust me, It doesn’t matter to you what anyone else says, right?”

“How could you lower yourself that much… Well, to be honest, I don’t think I trust you that much.”

“Eh?”

“He’s right. Up until yesterday you didn’t have a girlfriend? It’s hard to just believe you without any proof.”

“Even if you put it that way… But it’s true! Even though I don’t have any proof!”

“What’s she like, by the way?”

“She’s~~~~~very…. cute and very sweet!”

“Are you talking about 2D?”

“No!”

Natsuhiko was getting desperate as they looked at him more and more suspiciously.

“She’s truly a sweet girl! Yesterday, I ordered a black coffee, but it was too bitter, so she topped it with honey and cream! And when I blew it from my nose and made a mess, she wiped it off with a tissue!”

“Just what happened to you yesterday…?”

“The black coffee incident was Souji’s fault because I ordered it based on your reference.”

Natsuhiko was just venting out his anger.

Kohaku looked at him with pity as he made a fuss.

For that reason, she comforted him by patting at his shoulder.

“What happened, Kohaku?”

“You were lying because what happened yesterday, right? You even left by saying that you’re going to find a cute girlfriend for sure.”

“Eh? Wait! I’m telling the truth!”

“That’s enough. It was my fault. I’m sorry Natsu, that you have to lie because of me.”

“No-no-no! It’s the truth, believe me!”

“I told you, it’s fine. Anyway, there’s no way a girl will like the guy who had coffee dripping out of his nose?”

“Whaaaaa! Stop it! You guys are crazy. Why can’t you believe me?”

Is it because he’s bad at explaining? Or…

Is it because he’s just way too pathetic?

This is the fate of the Common Man.

But ‘she’ decided to save that Common Man.

“Natsu-kun?”

It was as an angelic voice…