"I Wanna Fondle Them Too" (Oppai Momitai) - Chapter 06
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Chapter 06
TL: Devxtt
ED: Chaos
“Yeah. Let’s go to McDonald’s. You’re not busy anyway.”
“Don’t say anyway! But I’m not busy.”
“I like your honesty, Natsu.”
“As a friend, though.” As she put the final nail in the coffin, Kohaku put the magazine she had finished reading on the corner of the bench and turned towards Natsuhiko.
“Well, well. Don’t be so pessimistic. I don’t know when Natsu’s going to get a girlfriend, but until then, we’re going to have a lot of fun. I’ll take good care of you.”
To express her idea of “having a lot of fun”, she unbuttoned the collar of her T-shirt exposing her collarbones.
“!!”
Unable to control his manly urge to peek. Natsuhiko’s eyes fell on Kohaku’s bare neck. He forgets to blink as his brain switches to 8K recording mode.
Kohaku’s looks and figure are both top notch despite her manly attitude. Her usually hidden, delicate lines of her collarbone and her plump br¢×ts stuffed inside her uniform appeals to a whole world of desires.
The hospitality is endless. It’s a bura strap. He even saw the bura strap. The dark blue, thin strap is in front of him.
Those necklines, those plump br*a*ts, and the bura strap.
It’s the ultimate three-in-one combo.
It’s too dangerous for Natsuhiko to stare at it. If it continues, little Natsuhiko will start to rebel. It’s in the nature of a virgin.
“The guy in front of me is an old man in the body of a woman,” Natsuhiko keeps chanting it like a spell.
“Kohaku, I-I can see it.”
“Hmm?”
After Natsuhiko pointed it out, she finally realised that her bura strap was visible.
If it were an ordinary girl, she would probably blush while screaming, “Kyaa—, Nobita-san no ecchi.”
But for an “old man” in the form of a woman, it’s as if someone pointed out that her/his zipper was open.
“It’s true.”
She straightened her collar with an unconcerned face.
“Are you really a woman…?”
“Don’t yell at me over a bura strap. It’s just there to support br*/st.”
“That’s not how a girl should behave…”
“Who was the one staring at my manly t++s?”
“!?”
The owner of such fine br*_sts knows who was looking at them.
He thought that such stories are just urban legends, but Natsuhiko experienced it firsthand.
It was true.
Kohaku giggled as if she had found a new toy.
And this girl with no sense of shame, can turn into a se*ually harassing demon.
“No. Oh my God…?”
“Look, Natsuhiko-chan, here are your favourite bo*-s!”
She lifted up her ample bre_*ts, which were estimated to be either E or F cups, as if scooping them up from underneath and closed the distance between them.
Her right bre#4t in her right hand and her left b**ast in her left hand. As if it was an invitation “Would you like a melon or watermelon?”
However, in front of him was not a melon or a watermelon. It was a pair of +!+s.
There was no way Natsuhiko, a virgin, could stand it.
“D-Don’t make fun of me! Don’t show off your b*;sts! Wh-whaa— Don’t bring them closer! Keep them away! You’re tainting my innocence!”
Just as she was about to press her br+&sts to his body, she burst out laughing.
“Hahahahaha! Natsu, your reaction is too cute! Were you excited by my bre@_ts~?”
“You’re the worst! The worst girl ever! You’re so vulgar!”
“Really. You get mad when I say you’re a virgin, but now you’re saying that your innocence is tainted. You’re out of character.””
“Shut up! Shut up! I mean, it’s normal to be a virgin at 16! Maybe! I’m sure! I’m sure it’s a JIS standard!”
“Only people who say that stay virgins for life, right?”
“Guh…!”
“And by the time they get close to 30, they’ll say, ‘If you stay a virgin after 30, you can use magic.”
“Ggg—!… If I really could use magic, the first thing I’d do is to turn you into charcoal.”
“Idiot. If I could use magic, I’d stay a virgin for the rest of my life.”
“Kuu~~~! Why’re you so proud to be on equal footing with me?”
“Maybe it’s because we all have different values.”
“There’s no point in saying nice things now.”
He was teased for not having a girlfriend, teased for being a virgin, teased for staring at her bo**s.
In all cases, Natsuhiko lost badly.
He has to withdraw from the game, or rather, he was forced to withdraw.
After putting the magazine in his backpack, Natsuhiko stood up quickly.
And then.
“Just wait and watch! I’m gonna find a super cute girlfriend for sure!”
The declaration was not as revolutionary as the Emancipation Proclamation, but more like a sad line uttered by a defeated man at the end of his life.
“I’m going to find a girlfriend so pretty that I don’t even have to look at your t_ts! You’ll be envious, so be prepared! And mark my words.”
“Oh. Are we going to talk about your fantasies for too long? Why don’t we do that at McDonald’s?
“Dammit~~~~~~~~~~”
Natsuhiko pushed her away and started running.
Recklessly. While cursing his own incompetence and indignity.
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Notice:
Next time, the broken Natsuhiko will run.
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