Only I Can Handle the Yandere Guild - Chapter 36
Chapter 36: The Hand-Off
The guild hall felt wrong.
Nothing had changed physically, which made it worse. The rug was still crooked in the common room. The dent in the banister from Valeria’s “light tap” still gouged the wood. The faint burn mark on the ceiling from Seraphina’s “harmless experiment” still spiderwebbed out like a curse. It all looked the same.
It just wasn’t mine anymore.
“We need to talk.”
I stood in the doorway of the common room. My voice carried through the space, cutting through the low background noise of steel, pages, and quiet breathing. They all looked up.
Valeria sat at the main table, polishing her sword in long, controlled strokes. Elara hovered near the kitchen, hands wrapped around a mug she hadn’t actually drunk from. Seraphina lounged in her usual armchair, a closed book in her lap that she clearly hadn’t read in the last ten minutes.
“What did they decide.”
Valeria went straight to the point.
“They made it official.”
I walked in and set a folder on the table. The Guild Association’s emblem glared up from the cover like it enjoyed making my day worse.
“Victor becomes temporary Guild Master of Crimson Rose for the evaluation period. I take over Apex Blade. Duration is three months. Effective tomorrow.”
“So they really did it.”
Seraphina’s tone was light, but her fingers tapped once against the book’s cover before she stilled them.
“They really did.”
Elara’s grip on her mug tightened. Her knuckles went white.
“Three months without you.”
“That’s the plan.”
She swallowed. The sound was audible in the quiet room.
“Do we stay here.”
“Yes.”
The word tasted like ash.
“Crimson Rose is a recognized asset. The roster is tied to the asset. Officially, you belong to the guild, not to me. You stay with the building. I get reassigned.”
Valeria’s jaw clenched.
“We’re not furniture.”
“The Association disagrees.”
I opened the folder. Paperwork spilled out. Raid logs. Incident reports. Damage assessments that had somehow avoided becoming criminal cases. All the proof they needed that I was a problem and a containment strategy wrapped in human skin.
“We need to prep for the hand-off. Victor is coming tomorrow at midday. I have to give him everything he needs to keep you from causing a kingdom-level crisis in the first week.”
“So a miracle.”
“Basically.”
Elara finally tore her eyes away from the mug.
“What do you mean, we stay here. What about our rooms.”
“Your quarters stay assigned to you. Your personal stuff stays. Weapons, clothes, books, whatever nightmares you keep under your pillows. This place remains Crimson Rose headquarters. I’m the one being exported.”
“And you.”
I looked around the hall. Tried to mentally list the things that were actually mine.
There weren’t many.
“My coffee mug.”
I pointed at the chipped black cup on the counter.
“My coat. The ledger. The signed maintenance waiver for when Valeria put the practice dummy through the second-floor window. The Association has a desk waiting for me at Apex Blade. They own the rest.”
It was weird seeing my life broken down into objects that fit into one travel bag.
Valeria watched me for a long moment.
“Who is this man.”
“Victor. Guild Master of Apex Blade. Ambitious. Calculated risk-taker. Prefers direct confrontation over subtle maneuvering. Good combat record. High survival rate for his teams.”
“Strength level.”
“High A-rank. Maybe scraping S on a good day with proper support.”
She frowned.
“Can he survive us.”
“That’s the question.”
I pulled another document from the folder and slid it across the table. Victor’s file stared up at us. Clean lines. Neatly organized sections. Strengths, weaknesses, psychological profile. Everything the Association thought they needed to know about him.
Ambitious. Values reputation. Sees conflict as opportunity. Believes strong leadership equates to absolute authority. Low tolerance for insubordination. Moderate patience for high-value assets.
Seraphina leaned forward.
“Interesting.”
Her fingertip traced one line.
“High confidence in his ability to ‘tame’ difficult personalities. Low prior exposure to genuine pathology. He thinks he’s played on hard mode. He hasn’t even installed the game yet.”
Valeria’s eyes moved across the page. Slow. Dissecting.
“He’s going to die.”
“Not if we help him.”
“Why.”
The question was simple. It hurt more than any accusation.
“Because if he dies, the Association replaces him with someone worse. Someone more nervous. Someone more trigger-happy. Someone who sees you as monsters to be put down instead of assets to be managed. Victor at least wants to exploit you. That gives him motivation to keep you breathing.”
Elara flinched at the word monsters. Her hands trembled around the mug.
“If we didn’t exist, you wouldn’t be in this mess.”
“If you didn’t exist, the kingdom would be in a different mess.”
“I mean it.”
She set the mug down so hard it sloshed, dark liquid spilling over the edge.
“If we left. If we disbanded. If we just walked away, you wouldn’t have to—”
“Elara.”
I stepped closer.
“This isn’t about you. It’s not about any individual incident. This is about a system that saw something it couldn’t control and decided to swap the handler. If you walk away now, they’ll chase you down. Not because they care, but because they hate loose variables.”
“But you’re suffering because of us.”
“I’m suffering because my job title is ‘containment protocol with legs’. That isn’t new.”
She looked like she might cry again. The tears gathered but didn’t fall. Her throat worked around words she couldn’t quite force out.
“What if you’d be happier. Without us.”
The room went very quiet.
“I wouldn’t.”
“You don’t know that.”
“I do.”
I met her eyes. Let her see past the tiredness for once. Let her see how much of my identity had fused to keeping them alive and not imprisoned, how much of my sanity now existed only as a reaction to their existence.
“I’m not built for normal. I’m definitely not built for managing a guild that sends thank-you fruit baskets after raids. Apex Blade is going to give me hives. You three are the only reason I’m still functional. You’re exhausting. You’re dangerous. You’re a constant health hazard.”
I took a breath.
“But you’re mine. That’s the difference.”
Valeria’s hand tightened on the sword hilt. Her knuckles turned white.
“They’re taking us away anyway.”
“Temporarily.”
“That doesn’t matter.”
She pushed the sword aside and leaned forward, forearms on the table.
“What exactly are we handing over.”
“On paper.”
I flipped open another section of the folder.
“Full raid history. Tactics that actually work in the field. The fact that Elara’s healing output increases under pain stimuli. Valeria’s combat efficiency spikes when her target insults her ‘property’ rights. Seraphina cannot be given unmonitored access to long-term research projects unless you want a new religion forming in the slums.”
“There were only three churches. That we know of.”
“Not helping.”
Seraphina hummed.
“And personally.”
“Your habits. Your triggers. The things that calm you down when you’re spiraling. Which words to avoid if he doesn’t want Valeria to decapitate a senior official. How to phrase boundaries so Elara hears structure, not rejection. What not to laugh at when you’re in the room.”
Valeria’s eyes narrowed.
“So you’re writing him a manual.”
“Pretty much.”
“Like we’re pets.”
“Like you’re weapons with safety locks. If I don’t teach him where the safety is, he’s going to pull the wrong trigger.”
Seraphina looked almost amused again.
“This is going to be fascinating.”
“It really doesn’t have to be.”
She ignored that.
“What are his weaknesses.”
“According to this.”
I tapped the file.
“He struggles with uncertainty. Hates not being the strongest person in the room. Takes challenges personally. Uses success as proof of moral correctness. He believes results justify methods.”
“So we just have to show him he isn’t the strongest in the room.”
Valeria’s voice was calm. Too calm.
“No. You have to not kill him. Or break him so badly he retreats into cowardice and overcompensation. We need him functional. Barely, but functional.”
Elara’s gaze bounced between us.
“What if we just refuse.”
“Refuse what.”
“Everything. The transfer. The evaluation. The new Guild Master. What if we just walk out of the Association’s system. Live in the woods. Hunt monsters on our own. No rules. No paperwork.”
“That’s called ‘becoming an outlaw’.”
“And.”
“And then every bounty hunter in the kingdom gets a poster with your face on it. Valeria gets to fight constantly. You get tortured by people who aren’t me. Seraphina gets dissected in a basement lab somewhere.”
“Okay, so that’s bad.”
“Extremely.”
I pulled another stack of papers from the folder and dropped them onto the table. The top page had the heading Crimson Rose Operational Notes. Beatrice had given me a blank template with neat little lines for “Special Considerations”.
I had already filled six pages.
“Listen carefully. This is important.”
They watched me.
“If you stay, you follow my protocols. Not because Victor deserves that respect, but because I don’t want to come back from this evaluation to find the Association has you all locked in containment wards. I know what you are. I know how far you can go. They don’t. They only have numbers on paper. If you make those numbers look scarier, they will react.”
Valeria’s fingers drummed once on the table.
“And if we don’t stay.”
“Then things get worse faster.”
Seraphina tilted her head.
“Define worse.”
“Public trials. The Church getting involved. Nobles pushing for ‘examples’ to be made. We want this boring. We want this evaluation to be the most mind-numbing, paperwork-heavy period in Association history. No incidents. No scandals. No headlines.”
“So we’re supposed to behave.”
“Yes.”
“Without you.”
“Yes.”
Elara made a strangled noise.
“That’s impossible.”
“I know.”
I rubbed my temples.
“I’ll do what I can from the other side. Apex Blade isn’t irrelevant. Victor’s people talk to your future overseer. The evaluation is supposed to cover both guilds. If I can influence metrics, nudge things, maybe we survive this with everyone intact.”
Valeria stared at me for a long time.
“They’re breaking us apart.”
“They’re testing a theory.”
“What theory.”
“That I’m replaceable.”
The silence that followed that statement had weight.
Seraphina was the first to break it.
“They’re wrong.”
“Obviously.”
Valeria’s agreement was immediate.
Elara nodded so hard her hair whipped.
“But we still have to play along.”
I picked up the pen and scribbled on the top of the Operational Notes sheet.
Crimson Rose — Handling Instructions.
“Okay. Priorities. Valeria first.”
She straightened unconsciously.
“Do not engage in dominance contests unless you are absolutely certain you can win without lethal force. That includes verbal sparring. That includes petty provocations. That includes someone questioning your loyalty.”
“That’s all they ever do.”
“I know. Redirect it at me.”
“You’re not here.”
“Then pretend. Use my name as anchor. Remember that if you kill Victor, Beatrice will not replace him with someone nicer.”
Valeria’s eyes cooled from blazing fury to simmering rage.
“I’ll try.”
“Try harder than that.”
I turned to Elara.
“You. No self-blame spirals where Victor can hear you.”
“But I am—”
“Broken. Yes. We all know. Keep it inside. Or bring it to the others. Or write it down. Don’t give him ammunition to present you as unstable in official reports. He will use anything the Association can frame as ‘risk behavior’.”
“So I’m supposed to pretend to be normal.”
“No. Pretend to be functional.”
“Oh. That’s worse.”
“Probably.”
I looked at Seraphina.
“You. No experiments on his perception. No reality distortions. No ‘stress tests’ disguised as team-building. You don’t get to treat him as a lab rat.”
She folded her arms.
“Then what’s the point.”
“Survival.”
She considered that. Then nodded slowly.
“Fine. I’ll limit myself to passive observation for the first phase. Baseline data only. No direct interventions.”
“That is the creepiest way to say ‘I’ll behave’ I’ve ever heard.”
“I never said I’d behave. I said I’d observe.”
Close enough.
The hours blurred after that.
We moved through the guild hall, sorting things that technically mattered from things that just felt like they mattered. Documents into the folder. Keys onto the table. A spare dagger from behind a bookshelf where Valeria “forgot” it after a training session. A hidden stash of candy under a floorboard that Elara thought nobody knew about. The burnt remains of a failed summoning circle in a closet that Seraphina insisted could still be “salvaged for parts”.
I wrote until my hand cramped.
Emergency protocol if healer leaves during combat. Emergency protocol if knight refuses orders. Emergency protocol if mage starts laughing during a briefing.
Care instructions for dangerous animals, except the dangerous animals could read and filed complaints.
By the time night fell, the common room looked almost organized. Papers stacked. Weapons racked. The chaos contained just enough to look presentable for a new Guild Master who had no idea what walked inside these walls.
The four of us ended up back at the table without planning it.
Valeria’s sword lay on the wood between us. Elara’s staff leaned against her chair. Seraphina’s notebook, closed for once, rested by her cup.
“You should be sleeping.”
I looked at the clock. Way past midnight.
“So should you.”
Valeria gave me a flat look.
“You think I can sleep knowing some stranger is walking in here tomorrow to sit in your chair.”
“It’s not my chair.”
“It is.”
She reached out and tapped the worn spot on the armrest where my hand always rested during briefings.
“This is yours.”
I didn’t argue. I was too tired to pretend.
“What happens next.”
Her voice was quieter than usual.
“They run their evaluation. Victor tries to prove he can do my job better. The overseer takes notes. I manage Apex Blade and show them what ‘normal’ looks like when someone like me runs it. In three months, they decide whether to make it permanent.”
“And if they do.”
“Then I start stockpiling retirement money and find a quiet place far away from all of this.”
“Without us.”
“That’s the part I don’t have an answer for.”
She studied my face.
“You won’t ask us to stay if they make it permanent.”
It wasn’t a question.
“No.”
“Why.”
“Because asking you to walk away from an official guild to follow me into nowhere is selfish even by my standards. Because the Association would hunt you. Because you’d say yes.”
She didn’t deny it.
“You know we’ll follow you anyway.”
“I know you’ll try.”
We sat in silence for a moment. The guild hall creaked around us, familiar noises in an unfamiliar context. The building had never felt this fragile.
“Do you regret it.”
“Which part.”
“Taking us.”
I exhaled.
“I regret the paperwork.”
A huff of air escaped her. Almost a laugh. Almost.
“Everything else.”
I looked at her. At the woman who’d tried to kill me three times in our first week together. At the knight who’d stood between me and a dragon, laughing while her armor melted, because she wanted to see if she could.
“Everything else was inevitable.”
She watched me for a long time.
“We’ll endure this.”
“You don’t even know what ‘this’ is yet.”
“It doesn’t matter.”
She placed her hand on the table, palm up. A rare gesture. No command. No threat. Just open.
I put my hand in hers.
For a second, the looming separation, the evaluation, the smug rival, the Association’s trap—all of it faded. There was just this stupid guild hall, this stupid table, and the stupid fact that somehow, against all probability, we’d become something that looked suspiciously like a team.
“Get some rest.”
I pulled my hand back.
“Tomorrow we pretend this is fine.”
Valeria stood, grabbed her sword, and headed toward the stairs.
“It won’t be,” she said.
Then she disappeared down the hallway, leaving me alone with a stack of papers, an empty chair, and a guild that no longer belonged to me.





































