My Mental Choices Are Completely Interfering with My School Romantic Comedy - Volume 2 Chapter 2.1: Interlude: A Certain “What-If” Part 1

Volume 2 Chapter 2.1: Interlude: A Certain “What-If” Part 1

Something unbelievable just happened.

Standing in front of me was a black-haired, elegant beauty, exuding a refined older-sister charm.

To my right, a cute, blonde American girl, with an infectious, bubbly energy.

And to my left, a pink-haired, hyperactive beauty, as if she had jumped straight out of an anime.

All three of them… confessed to me at the same time.

And—AND.

For some reason, they were all wearing swimsuits.

For some reason, they were all blessed with massive chests.

And for some reason, they were pressing those very chests against me—enthusiastically, at that—each of them wearing the brightest of smiles.

This… this can’t be real.

Such unimaginable happiness—could this truly be happening in my life?

Thank God. Thank God!

I’m so glad I never lost to those stupid choices.

I’m so glad I fought to survive every single day.

Without realizing it, tears of joy began to well up and spill down my face.

“Professor, please look at this.”

“What’s the matter…? Hm? What is this bizarre waveform?”

“That’s just it. We’ve never recorded a brainwave pattern like this before. We believe his brain is secreting an unknown neurological substance.”

“Unknown, you say? Well, judging by his facial expression, it’s clearly a pleasure-inducing substance.”

“Indeed. Despite being unconscious, he looks so… blissfully relaxed. Just what in the world is going on inside his head?”

“I have no idea. But according to the patient’s records, he has a history of sudden, erratic behavior in daily life. It’s possible there’s some underlying abnormality in his brain function.”

“Because of these outbursts, it seems the girls around him find him incredibly creepy. I wish there was something we could do for him.”

“Yes… Hm? What’s this? He suddenly started crying.”

“And he’s still unconscious? That’s unbelievable… Oh, wait—he’s grinning now. And muttering something to himself.”

“Hmm, this is…”

“…Pretty disgusting, huh.”

“…Yeah. Really disgusting.”

T/N: This is a what-if he chose the second option on the end of volume 1