My Daily Life as the Reliable Best Friend of a Dense Rom-Com Protagonist Childhood Friend Is Way Too Much Like a Nukige - Chapter 13 & 14 & 15 & 16

Chapter 13: ‘Alcohol is for After Turning 20’ 

※ Correction from previous chapter

Wrong: “She said she’ll turn 20 this year.”

Correct: “She said she turned 20 this year.”

Underage drinking is bad! Absolutely!

Underage handjobs are also bad! Climax!

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While doing closing duties after the shop closed, the store manager (Master) said:

“Tomohito-kun. Can I ask you to clean the women’s changing room?”

“Me? I don’t mind, but…”

I hesitated. Is it really okay for a guy like me to enter the sacred women’s changing room? While I was hesitating, the elderly manager scratched his cheek apologetically.

“Actually, the girl who was supposed to clean the changing room went home early because she wasn’t feeling well. You’re the only one I can ask.”

“In that case…”

I owe Master a lot, after all. Besides, when you think about it, without any women inside, the women’s changing room is just a normal room. It shouldn’t be a problem for a guy like me to go in.

I grabbed a broom and dustpan and headed to the changing room. Without thinking too deeply, I turned the doorknob—

“Ah.”

“Hm?”

There was someone who shouldn’t have been there. It was Runa-senpai in her underwear. She hadn’t gone home yet! Senpai, wearing expensive-looking white silk underwear, looked at me with a blank face. I burned the image into my retinas in 0.1 seconds, then cleared my throat.

“Ahem. Excuse me.”

I quietly closed the door. Then I took a deep breath.

—What the hell!? To think that I, of all people, would trigger the most despicable event in rom-com manga: ‘Lucky Pervert’! This is a lifelong blunder. Have I been infected with Kimio’s rom-com germs because I’m always around him!?

Anyway, I’ll have to apologize properly later. This is going to be heavy. While I was feeling down, the changing room door slowly opened behind me.

“Hey, aren’t you coming in?”

“Hoah!?”

I turned around in shock. There stood Runa-senpai, still in her underwear. I panicked.

“Why aren’t you dressed yet!? Aren’t you embarrassed!?”

“Look, I’m not some innocent maiden who gets flustered just because a kid saw my underwear.”

Is that how it works? Aren’t girls supposed to scream like silk being torn and slap you hard when a guy sees them in underwear? At least all the heroines in the rom-com manga I’ve read did that.

I’m part of the radical faction that believes rom-coms don’t need fanservice. Lucky pervert developments can go to hell. But when it actually happens in real life, I can’t help but feel my heart race! Damn it!

While I was falling into self-loathing, Senpai flashed a bright white smile.

“Tomocchi, do you have time after this?”

“Eh?”

Not understanding what she meant, I tilted my head. Senpai made a gesture like she was gulping something down and said:

“Want to go drinking?”

After Senpai helped me clean the changing room, we headed out into the night city. We entered a stylish izakaya that was apparently her favorite. Of course, as a minor, I couldn’t drink alcohol, but when I heard the food would be on her, I couldn’t refuse. A guy living alone is extremely weak to the words “free meal.”

I expected a noisy college izakaya, but the interior had a calm atmosphere and the customers seemed refined. Thanks to Senpai’s generosity, we even got a private room.

“Senpai, you drink alcohol?”

“Fufu. I just debuted this year.”

Senpai innocently made a V-sign. Acting all grown-up.

While looking at the menu, I ordered guy favorites like karaage and yakitori. My drink was oolong tea, of course. Senpai ordered things like tako wasabi and assorted sashimi — typical alcohol drinker choices. For her drink, she chose sake. I heard sake is for advanced drinkers — can she handle it?

After a while, our food arrived. The sake came in a small glass placed inside a masu box, filled to the brim. It felt like an attraction and got me excited.

“Well then, cheers!”

“Cheers!”

We clinked glasses and drank.

Senpai let out a satisfied “Kuu~” sound. Looked delicious.

“What does alcohol feel like?”

When I asked, Senpai put her hand on her chin and thought.

“Hmm… It feels hot going down your throat, your stomach gets warm, your head starts getting fuzzy, and then it’s like ‘Ahaha♪ Feels so good♡’ — something like that?”

“Sounds like a dangerous drug…”

“It is~? People call it ‘the king of medicines’ or ‘an adult’s pleasure,’ but it’s really just a drug. Compared to it, cigarettes look cute.”

While saying that, Runa-senpai chugged her glass at a high pace. After letting out a bold “Kaa~”, she happily ate the tako wasabi. Is she an old man?

“One of my university’s famous web novelist alumni smokes like a chimney but has sworn never to drink alcohol.”

“Hmm.”

If you’re going to care about your health, you shouldn’t smoke either.

I also reached for the sashimi Senpai ordered. I love salted mackerel, so I was devouring it when Senpai scolded me, “You’re eating too much.”

“You’re eating tons of my yakitori too.”

“Eh? Yakitori is something you can eat infinitely, right?”

Our conversation wasn’t really clicking, but…

Senpai looked at me with hazy eyes and tapped the table with her finger.

“By the way, Tomocchi. You saw my underwear earlier, right?”

“Ah, that… Sorry.”

“Fufu. I forgive you♡ But maybe it was too stimulating for a young boy.”

“Well, to be honest, it was pretty erotic.”

When I spoke frankly while caught up in the mood, Senpai pulled down the front of her clothes with her finger.

“If you want, you can see more, you know~?”

“S-Senpai. This is an izakaya. A public place.”

“Oh right~ A public place. Yeah. You can’t do lewd things in public, huh. Mufun.”

Senpai swayed her head while laughing cheerfully for some reason. She’s completely drunk.

“Senpai, you drank too much. Can you get home?”

“Might be impossible~ Tomocchi, can I stay over?”

Senpai grabbed my hand and spoke in a spoiled voice. My heart raced as I looked away.

“Well, I can let you stay over…”

“For real? Yay! Ahaha!”

Senpai was in an unusually good mood. I was being shown firsthand just how scary alcohol can be.

After paying, we left the shop. I supported the staggering Senpai and headed back to my apartment. When I turned on the lights in the dark room, I led her to the bed.

“Senpai, you can use the bed. I’ll sleep on the floor.”

The moment I said that, Senpai suddenly grabbed my arm. Before I could react, my vision flipped. I was looking at the ceiling. Runa-senpai was on top of me.

“Runa-senpai?”

“Tomocchi. When you let a drunk girl stay over at your place, this is what happens, you know?”

“Nn!?”

Senpai suddenly kissed me. Whoa, it tastes like an adult. Is that the taste of alcohol?

Senpai opened up her chest and licked her lips.

“Hey. Can I ravish you, Tomocchi?”

“――――”

Spring of my second year of high school. As a minor, I was about to learn firsthand just how erotic a drunk woman can be——.

Chapter 14: ‘Reverse-Raped by the Drunk Senior Gal’ ♡

I was pushed down onto the bed. Runa-senpai loomed over me, her chest exposed, smiling seductively.

…Am I about to get reverse-raped? That’s… well…

—Super fucking hot!! Honestly, I’m extremely turned on! I breathed heavily through my nose.

“Tomocchi~ You’re making such a perverted face, you know?”

“In a situation this perverted, that’s only natural.”

“Want to grope my boobs?”

“Yes please.”

I reached out and grabbed Senpai’s breasts. The smooth texture of her silk bra. Her tits were so soft my fingers sank into them. The seductive way they clung to my fingers was incredible. These were perfect breasts. I couldn’t get enough.

“Whoa, amazing.”

I kneaded them as if scooping them up, then rolled her hardening nipples between my fingers.

“Nn♡ Fufu, your touching is pretty lewd, huh?♡”

“Can I touch them directly?”

“Sure~”

Senpai unhooked her bra from behind, slipped it off, and opened her blouse wide. Her bouncing breasts were visual violence. The tips were a beautiful light pink — incredibly erotic breasts. I became obsessed and kneaded them wildly.

“Nn♡ Nnu…♡ Fufu, I’ll touch you too♡”

“Ugh.”

Senpai grabbed my erect cock over my pants. She scratched the tip with her nails and watched my reactions with amusement.

“Wow♡ Tomocchi’s cock is super big♡ You’ve made a lot of girls cry with this, haven’t you?”

“Well… who knows.”

I played dumb while my cock throbbed rock hard. My pants were already sticky with precum leaking from the tip. I’m about to have sex with the Senpai I admire. No guy wouldn’t get excited in this situation.

“I’m touching it directly now.”

“U… Yes.”

Senpai unzipped my pants and exposed my cock. After licking her lips at my towering erection, she buried her face in my crotch.

“Chu♡”

“Kh.”

“Fufu~♡ It twitched. Did your cock feel good?”

“Y-Yes.”

I looked at Senpai with expectant eyes. She sexily brushed up her golden hair, then licked my cock all over with her wet, glistening bright red tongue.

“Lero♡ Lero lero♡ Lerooo♡ Chu chu♡♡”

“Haa haa… Senpai, you’re so good…”

“Hapu♡♡”

Her hot, slippery tongue crawled all over my penis. Overwhelming pleasure ran down my spine. While I was melting from Senpai’s tongue technique, she suddenly took my cock into her mouth.

“Kupo kupo♡ Nuju♡♡ Guh guh♡ Gupo gupo♡♡”

“Uaaah…!”

Senpai violently bobbed her head, sucking my cock with her entire mouth. The slippery mucous membranes. The rough, cat-like tongue. The seductive sensation made my hips feel like they were going to give out. Senpai is seriously too good!

“Ugh, Senpai, this is bad…”

“Chupon. Fufu, you can’t cum yet♡”

Senpai flicked my saliva-covered cock with her finger, then crawled her hand up to my cheek.

“The real fun starts now… right?”

“Kh.”

What an erotic expression. It wasn’t her usual innocent teasing face. This was the face of a woman who fully understood sex. It was completely different from having sex with girls at school. I was completely under her control.

It’s frustrating… but it feels so fucking good!

“You have condoms, right? Where?”

“Ah, in the chest beside the bed.”

“Roger~”

Senpai rummaged through the chest and took out a condom.

Then she turned to me and gave a mischievous, playful grin.

“Let’s take our clothes off.”

“Y-Yes.”

I took off my clothes while my heart pounded. Senpai also twisted her body seductively as she stripped. Her narrow waist, her shapely ass. My dick was on the verge of exploding.

After skillfully rolling the condom onto my cock with practiced hands, Senpai straddled me. She adjusted the angle with her hand and rubbed her dripping wet pussy against my tip. Hers was a beautiful pink too…!

“Well then, I’m gonna eat Tomocchi up♡”

“Ugh!?”

—Nupupupupu!!

Senpai dropped her hips and swallowed my cock whole. I could feel her burning hot body temperature through her vaginal walls.

“Ahaha♡ Tomocchi’s cock feels so good♡ It’s grinding deep in my belly… Nn♡ My pussy feels so good♡♡”

“Haa haa… Me too, Senpai. Your insides are so hot…”

“Our bodies seem really compatible♡ This might be fun?”

Senpai placed her hands on my chest and started grinding her hips in a girl-on-top position.

“Oh!? Senpai, this is bad!”

“Nn nn♡♡ Fufu♡ Is this your first time with this kind of movement?”

“Yes! Your hips… are so lewd!”

“I used to take dance lessons♡ I’m confident in my hip movements~♡”

Just as she said, Senpai’s hip movements were incredibly fluid. Her hips moved smoothly like she was dancing. She was dancing while swallowing my cock. Enjoying the performance called sex.

—Guchu guchu guchu! Zucchu zucchu zucchu!

The sounds coming from our joined parts were unbearably obscene. The sour smell of frothed-up love juice. The sweet scent of Senpai’s sweat and body odor mixed together. Just smelling it made my head spin. My cock swelled beyond its limits.

“Here, it feels even better like this, right?”

“!? ”

Senpai ground her hips back and forth powerfully while squeezing her pussy tightly. Amazing. I was literally being milked. She had complete control. I couldn’t even move my hips — I could only surrender to the pleasure.

“Here we go for real? One, two♡ One, two♡♡”

“Uaaaah…!”

Senpai pinned my arms down and slammed her hips down violently. Her body bounced rhythmically. Her breasts jiggled wildly. The violent pleasure made me — a guy — moan shamelessly.

“Ah♡ Uun♡♡ Aha♡ Sex really is the best, right♡ This feels so good♡ I can’t stop♡♡”

Senpai seemed to be enjoying sex from the bottom of her heart. Her expression was lewd yet joyful. The way she innocently devoured pleasure was both cute and beautiful. While melting, I savored every inch of her pussy with my cock.

I wanted this moment of pleasure to last forever. But all good things must end. My cock had already reached its limit.

“Senpai, I’m gonna cum! I’m cumming!”

“Nnnnn!♡♡ Good♡ Let’s cum together♡♡”

Senpai slammed her hips down hard and kissed me aggressively. A fierce, sweet kiss that tasted like an adult. Pleasure so intense it felt like my hips were melting. It felt so good my brain might explode. I breathed like a beast and ejaculated.

—Byurururu! Byuku! Byuku byuku!

“Nnnnnnn♡♡♡ N~~~~~~♡♡♡”

Senpai shook her hips violently and hugged me tightly as she reached orgasm. Her expression looked incredibly happy.

Normally I could cum multiple times, but today I was completely satisfied with just one shot. It was short but extremely dense sex. So this is adult sex… I might get addicted.

“Senpai. If you want, we can do it again—”

When I timidly spoke up, Senpai suddenly froze. As I wondered what was wrong—

“Uep.”

Runa-senpai turned pale, covered her mouth with both hands, and said:

“Sorry. I’m gonna throw up a bit.”

“Eh.”

Still completely naked, Runa-senpai staggered unsteadily toward the toilet. When I hurried to support her, she hugged the toilet bowl like it was her beloved. Then she stuck her finger down her throat and let out a strange noise as she puked spectacularly.

“Orooororororo.”

“…………”

…They say drunk women are erotic, but after seeing this, even a hundred years of love might cool off.

Chapter 15: ‘Senpai. If You Want, Let’s Do It Again——’ ♡

The next morning. When I woke up, there was a completely naked blonde beauty sleeping next to me. Even I was shocked. I felt cold and realized I was also naked. This surreal situation was way too unexpected.

“Oh right. Last night, I did it with Senpai…”

The moment I remembered, the dizzying events of last night flashed through my mind. My morning wood instantly stood tall, but at the same time, the sour smell of vomit made me feel sick. The last time I saw a girl throw up in person was during elementary school lunch. In rom-com circles, “vomit heroines” are said to be popular, but seeing it in real life is pretty gross.

“…Senpai, please wake up.”

“Nnu…?”

When I shook the naked Senpai, she wriggled like a caterpillar wrapped in the blanket, then slowly opened her eyes. She looked at my face curiously, tilted her head, then suddenly gasped, sat up quickly, and groaned while holding her head.

“Shit… Am I going to get arrested? Is this the end of my life??”

“I won’t tell anyone. Seriously.”

Compared to women, men’s sex crimes are less likely to come to light — probably because the male victims actually enjoy it. In fact, I thoroughly enjoyed being reverse-raped by Senpai.

“…Ugh. My head is pounding… And I threw up in front of my junior. How lame.”

“Well, you didn’t throw up in the room, so it’s fine. I don’t mind.”

“That’s not the point~”

Senpai seemed to be in a terrible self-loathing spiral, made worse by her hangover. I gathered her scattered clothes and handed them to her, then stood up completely naked.

“I’ll make coffee. You’ll have some, right?”

“…Yeah. Please.”

Senpai was surprisingly meek. I put on my sweatpants and started grinding coffee beans with a hand mill. “The smell of freshly brewed coffee wakes you up,” as Runa-senpai once told me. For me, the gori gori sound of grinding beans is what wakes me up. It’s part of my morning routine.

“Sorry to keep you waiting.”

“Yeah. Smells good.”

Senpai, who had finally recovered somewhat, took a sip of the hot coffee.

“Yeah. Delicious. Your skills have improved again.”

“All thanks to your guidance, Senpai.”

“Ahaha. You’ve learned how to talk properly~”

She lightly flicked my forehead, making me feel ticklish. I had sex with this person last night… The realization finally hit me, and I started getting hard again.

“Freshly brewed coffee really is the best~ It even helps with hangovers.”

“I’ve never had a hangover, but… I’ll remember that for future reference.”

Because of the embarrassing scene Senpai showed me, I was starting to get scared of drinking alcohol. Even after I become an adult, I’ll drink in moderation.

I drank my own brewed coffee. Like Senpai, I prefer it black. I didn’t like it at first, but once you get used to it, this bitterness is nice. Above all, I like the feeling that I’m properly taking in caffeine.

“Yeah. Tastes good.”

“I know, right?”

“Before I started my part-time job, I used to drink super sweet coffee from ‘Mount Rape-nya’ and act all smug like ‘I’m a coffee lover, you know~.’ So cringe.”

“Ahaha. It’s fine. As long as you enjoy your coffee. There’s no hierarchy in coffee.”

Senpai slapped my back heartily. I smiled bitterly as I enjoyed my morning coffee with her.

After that, we took turns showering. Senpai without makeup and with her hair down looked less like a gal and more like a simple beauty. I really lucked out getting to have sex with such a great woman.

When Senpai was about to leave, I saw her off at the entrance.

“Well, see you at work.”

“Yes.”

“…Hey.”

Senpai looked up at me shyly and smiled awkwardly.

“That… I was pretty serious about it.”

“About what?”

“‘If you don’t have anyone, want me to be your girlfriend?’”

“…………”

I fell silent. Wait, am I being confessed to right now??

“Senpai, I…”

“You have someone you like, right?”

Senpai smiled sadly.

“You should definitely make her yours, okay?”

“Is that really okay with you, Senpai?”

“I’m not into stealing someone else’s love. Besides, it’d be lame for an adult to butt into a young person’s romance.”

Her expression at that moment looked more mature than any I had seen before.

“Well, see you later.”

Senpai turned to leave. I instinctively grabbed her hand.

“Tomocchi?”

She turned around, clearly surprised. She probably didn’t expect to be stopped. Honestly, I surprised myself too. Why am I grabbing Senpai’s hand? My heart is already set. I like Shiina.

“Senpai, I… had a really great time.”

“U-Um.”

“I want to know more about you, Senpai.”

Runa-senpai looked confused. I spun my brain at full speed. What should I say here? What words can express this fuzzy feeling in my heart—?

I looked her straight in the eyes and said clearly:

“Senpai, if you want — please have sex with me again.”

“But I can’t be your girlfriend, right?”

“Yes. So—”

I spoke with strong conviction.

“Please become my sex friend!!”

“――――”

Senpai was stunned into silence for a moment, then suddenly burst out laughing.

“Ahahahaha! What the hell? That’s so lame!”

Despite her words, Senpai was laughing hysterically. I had never seen her double over laughing like this before. I scratched my head and waited for her answer.

Eventually, Senpai smiled and took my hand.

“Sure. Let’s have sex again sometime.”

The smile she gave me at that moment was so innocent and cute that — if I didn’t already have Shiina in my heart — I would have definitely fallen in love with her.

Chapter 16: ‘Kamioka Tomohito’s Style of Hypnosis’ ♡

—If you have a cheat ability like hypnosis, shouldn’t it be easy to make the girl you like fall for you and do whatever you want?? To anyone thinking that: I’d like to say that hypnosis isn’t that omnipotent.

Hypnosis is a technique to access the opponent’s subconscious. I draw out their hidden desires buried deep in their heart and use them to have sex. I can make an erotic girl even more erotic, but I can’t force someone to do something they truly hate from the bottom of their heart.

…So why was I able to hypnotize Chika-chan and the class rep? It’s because those two are massive closet perverts. Chika-chan probably masturbates to teen novels where she gets raped by handsome guys. The class rep has a deep-seated desire for ruin — she wants someone to see her exposing herself. That’s why I could hypnotize them.

For example, if I hypnotized Shiina, her feelings for Kimio would explode and my defeat would be certain. That would be seriously bad. Her love for Kimio is a heavy emotion ingrained in her since childhood. My amateur hypnosis can’t overwrite something like that.

So even though hypnosis looks like the strongest ability, it has its flaws.

That said, this hypnosis is seriously convenient. Thanks to it, I’ve never been short on fap material.

“Oh.”

While walking down the hallway, a small, hunched girl came from the opposite direction. It was Tanahashi Chika-chan. The earnest, introverted girl who’s in love with Kimio. I casually waved and greeted her.

“Yo, Chika-chan.”

“Ah. Kamioka-kun… Hello.”

Chika-chan gave an awkward, stiff smile. She’s become a lot less tense compared to before. During lunch, when she eats with Kimio, she’s now part of the group of girls who eat with him. I call it the “Kimio Fake Harem.” She used to be really nervous at first, but now she’s loosened up a bit and even talks to me.

“Heading to class?”

“Yes. It’s a moving classroom…”

“I see.”

Horny.

I raised my index finger to draw her gaze.

“Chika-chan. Look at my finger. The finger.”

“Yes…?”

—Snap.

“Kamioka-kun, is there construction work nearby?”

“Construction? I don’t think so?”

“Eh, but… there’s this loud gon gon sound and everything’s shaking so much.”

—Nupo nupo. Nupoppu nupop.

She says there’s construction, but this is an empty classroom. In reality, as usual, my cock was buried deep in her pussy. Because she was deeply hypnotized, she mistook getting her cervix pounded by my cock for the shaking from construction.

“Chika-chan, your pussy’s gotten really used to this. Does sex feel good?”

“Yes♡ I got candy from Kimio-kun. Ehehe. I was so happy♡”

As always, conversation doesn’t really work, but since her pussy feels good, I’ll take it. I ground my hips and gently stirred her vaginal walls.

“?♡ Nn??♡ ~~~~~~♡♡”

Chika-chan’s eyelids twitched. Her pussy squeezed tightly — perfect. Even without the awareness that she’s having sex, her body reacts honestly. Women’s bodies are interesting.

Korikori. Korikori.

“O♡ Ooo…♡♡”

When I playfully rubbed her clit, drool spilled from Chika-chan’s half-open mouth. Her pussy squeezed even tighter — amazing. I’ve never met a girl who dislikes having her clit played with. Unlike a man’s cock, it’s an organ purely for pleasure. There’s no way a girl with something like this wouldn’t be perverted.

“I’m gonna go a little harder.”

“NnN!♡ Kimio-kun♡ I like you♡♡”

Chika-chan happily mistakes me for Kimio, but in reality it’s me. Well, as long as it feels good, it’s fine. Getting fucked by experienced me must feel way better than by virgin Kimio, right?

—Nuju! Jyu! Zucchu zucchu!

“Haa haa♡ Aah♡♡ Uun♡ Fuu fuu♡♡”

Chika-chan’s cheeks flushed and beads of sweat rolled down. Her long bangs sticking to her sweaty face is erotic.

“Chika-chan. Say something erotic to turn me on.”

When I asked, Chika-chan smiled sweetly.

“I’m Kimio-kun’s onahole♡ I’m so happy to be his cock sleeve♡ Please fill me with lots of semen milk and turn me into your breeding bag♡”

“…………”

What kind of vocabulary does this girl have? I’m genuinely curious what kind of material she uses to masturbate.

Anyway, those words were more than enough to tickle my heart. I’m about to cum.

“Oh. Fuu…”

I ejaculated. My pulsing penis. The orgasmic pleasure piercing my brain. This is when I truly feel alive.

I wiped Chika-chan’s crotch — where she was panting on the floor — with tissue, put her panties back on, checked her clothes, and as usual, carried her to the infirmary.

—Snap.

When I snapped my fingers, Chika-chan’s eyes opened wide. She looked around and realized she was in the infirmary.

I gave her a gentle smile.

“You collapsed from anemia again. Are you eating properly? I heard liver is good for it.”

“I see… Sorry for the trouble.”

“You should be able to make it to afternoon classes, right? Well, I’ll head out.”

“Yes. Thank you very much.”

After using hypnosis, I always do proper aftercare. I erase the traces of sex and fill in the gaps in her memory. Otherwise, discrepancies between memory and reality would cause problems in daily life.

As I left the infirmary and walked down the hallway humming, I muttered:

“Now then. Who should I fuck next♪”

—This is my style of hypnosis.