Chapter 27

And so, Kazuhiko, whose stomach was full, and whose heart was full in a different sense, moved to a place where they could talk intimately—or rather, a different café. 

It was a retro café with a calm atmosphere, where no one gave Kazuhiko and his group rude looks, making it seem perfect for spending time, not intimately, but leisurely.

Kazuhiko sat down at a back table, with Reika beside him—a position from which Kazuhiko could not easily escape—and Moeka and Tachibana sat opposite.

Truthfully, the pancake shop, with its atmosphere, was hardly a suitable place for chatting. Here, they could talk calmly. Provided, of course, that the content of the conversation was calm.

“Honestly, Kazuhiko-kun really has been trained by Reika-chan, hasn’t he~”

The one who said this cheerfully and nonchalantly was Moeka Watatsumi. She was the undisputed “Mommy” who held the dual crowns of “Woman with a Maternal Vibe” and “Woman I Want to Be Nursed By” within the school. 

That symbol of motherhood involuntarily drew Kazuhiko’s gaze.

However, even though she was “Mommy,” it was still too early for her, a high school student, to be talking about training. Furthermore, the subject was her friend’s boyfriend.

“Um…”

Kazuhiko didn’t know how to answer in a situation like this. It was already mutually acknowledged that Reika’s hypnotic training had taken hold, but publicly assenting to that with a classmate—an S-class beautiful girl “Mommy” outside the usual caste system—was another matter entirely.

But “Mommy” smiled gently, apparently locking her gaze onto Kazuhiko.

“Since he’s the boyfriend Reika-chan has liked for so long, I was curious~ I wondered what kind of person he was~. We ate lunch together, but I felt that wasn’t enough~ Tachibana-chan thinks so too, right~?” 

“Oh yeah, if we’re entrusting our Reika, he’d better be a proper guy! Though it looks more like Reika is the one looking after him.”

She laughed brightly as she said that. That was correct. And the fact that it sounded somewhat like he was a hostage wasn’t entirely wrong either.

“Well then, how is he? My boyfriend?” Reika asked. 

Under the table, she casually held Kazuhiko’s hand, encouraging him. —No, or was it to prevent him from escaping, preparing to toy with him? Which was the right answer?

“Hmm~ let’s see~” Moeka put a finger to her lip. “Mommy’s” lips were glossy and plump, and Kazuhiko was again captivated by them.

“Shall I keep those lips busy so you only look at me?” 

“I’m sorry!”

Kazuhiko’s hand was firmly held by Reika.

“Fufufu~ You two get along so well~” Moeka said with a smile. 

“Well~ When you ask if he’s a match for Takamine Reika-chan, the perfect beautiful girl, talented, beautiful, excellent in both academics and sports, with a superb physique—it’s a little…”

I thought so. Kazuhiko’s eyes glazed over.

“But~ He’s genuinely sincere, and he’s a hard worker~ He’s trying hard to keep up with Reika-chan, he cherishes Reika-chan, and most of all, Reika-chan looks happy~ So there’s no problem~” 

“…” 

“That’s good, you got Moeka’s seal of approval. Oh? Is Kazu-kun blushing?” 

“Shut up.” 

“Fufu, cute.”

It was a fact that Reika and Kazuhiko were mismatched. However, Moeka said it was fine because Kazuhiko cherished Reika and was working hard for her sake.

Honestly, his progress in studies and sports hadn’t changed. He hadn’t had tests yet. But as a boyfriend, he had tried his best to ensure Reika was happy.

If Reika asked, he offered his neck, his lips, even his nipples, and he hugged her countless times. 

He even tried hard with the Ahn despite it being in public. 

When he was suddenly in her room or her futon, when she sent him suggestive photos that weren’t just of her underwear, and asked for feedback on what he liked, how he used them, and how many times he came, Kazuhiko sincerely answered her requests. 

Though it might be more accurate to say he was forced to answer.

Moeka acknowledged that effort. Kazuhiko’s heart felt warm and happy. —Isn’t that nice?

Of course, Kazuhiko definitely didn’t want the specifics of what he was trying hard at to be known.

…No, they don’t know, right? A sudden chill ran down Kazuhiko’s spine.

He had heard that girls’ conversations were frank and more graphic than boys’. But surely they wouldn’t talk about what kind of play they were doing… it was a bitter truth for a guy that he couldn’t definitively say they wouldn’t.

By the way, Kazuhiko was still a virgin. How is he still a virgin after all this!

Perhaps Reika had a reason—not for Kazuhiko—or perhaps crossing that line would make Reika lose all self-control. 

It was something he wouldn’t know unless he asked Reika.

Now, back to the subject.

Just as Kazuhiko was worrying about how nakedly their relationship was being discussed, Moeka looked at him with an expression full of maternal affection. 

It was like a loving mother… True to her reputation as the school’s number one “Woman with a Maternal Vibe” and “Woman I Want to Be Nursed By.” 

However, wasn’t that expression completely inappropriate for a classmate, let alone a best friend’s boyfriend?

As Kazuhiko wondered, “Mommy” began to speak with those glossy lips.

“Ah, that’s so nice~ Reika-chan. To have a cute boyfriend like Kazuhiko-kun~ If I had realized sooner, and if Reika-chan wasn’t around, I would have spoiled him completely and turned him into my baby~”

TL: So like a note, When Moeka says “baby”, I translated it to like how someone calls they bf/gf baby, but what Moeka means here is literally baby, like above boyfriend is written “child”. Also the “Mommy” is actually Mama, but I thought mommy would be better.

Chapter 28

Hmm? Did I hear something weird? It was like noticing something that shouldn’t have been noticed…

“Hey, Kazuhiko-kun!”

Moeka leaned forward sharply. The motion made her overly abundant bounty wobble alluringly.

—Ohhh…

“Kazu-kun, later, you’re getting the ‘Breast Slap Punishment’… No, how about I just make you understand with some Baby Play…?” 

“I deeply apologize!”

Kazuhiko bowed his head sincerely to Reika. If he didn’t, his spirit would be overwhelmed by Reika, whose spirit was driven by sexual intent (seii). But it seemed that spiritual sexual intent was not Reika’s sole prerogative.

“That’s a good idea~ Baby Play. Let’s do it together~” 

“…Huh? Watatsumi-san…?” 

“That’s no good, Kazuhiko-kun…..no Kazuhiko-chan.” 

“Chan!?” 

“You have to call me Moeka Mama!” 

“…Uh, huh…?”

Kazuhiko no longer understood anything. If they were on an airplane, he would be screaming, Is there a doctor on board? 

Or perhaps a gentleman well-versed in baby play—May he be arrested. Moeka was a high school student.

But despite spouting such utterly insane things, Moeka’s eyes were overflowing with affection and perfectly clear. 

Like a deep, deep maternal sea. Could he hear a calling? Ogya, ogya (Baby cries).

—Hiiiieee, they really are birds of a feather, just different types!

Could it be that her ranking as the number one “Woman with a Maternal Vibe” and “Woman I Want to Be Nursed By” was not just on the surface?

“Ah, it’s okay, I’ve never had a boyfriend baby before. Besides, Reika-chan wouldn’t allow it, so you can’t be my boyfriend, but just Mama’s baby, okay? Okay?” 

“Hiiieeee!”

At such overwhelming maternal madness, Kazuhiko instinctively hugged Reika.

“Oh my, ahn, honestly, Kazu-kun~ It seems you prefer me to be your Mama after all.” 

“Hiiieeee!”

Kazuhiko tried to pull away, but Reika Mama hugged her Kazu-kun-chan tightly and wouldn’t let go. Yes, just like a Venus flytrap. —Please turn a blind eye to comparing the unobtainable flower heroine to a Venus flytrap.

“Reika-chan, that’s so nice~ Let Moeka Mama hold Kazuhiko-chan too~”

Tayun, tayun. Something—he wouldn’t say what—jiggled and tempted Kazuhiko.

“It seems Kazu-kun really wants to have his eyes gouged out…” 

“No, I don’t want that! I apologize!” 

“Hahaha, Kazuhiko, you’re hilarious~”

—I’m not being hilarious, help me, Kurobe-san!

He thought that, but she also was the one licking her lips earlier and was a member of this “birds of a feather” group. 

The Kojiki (Records of Ancient Matters) probably advises against taking reckless action, such as asking for help unexpectedly.

A Mama at the front gate and a Mama at the back gate. And the Mamas are high school girls. —I DON’T UNDERSTAND ANYMORE. If they were to check Kazuhiko’s SAN, it would surely be severely depleted.

“W-wait, everyone, let’s calm down.” Kazuhiko said, as if trying to convince himself.

“Aww~ Kazu-chan, you’ll calm down if you come into Mama’s arms~” 

“Too bad. Kazu-kun’s place is in my arms.”

Munyun, monyon ♡

Reika squeezed Kazuhiko’s head to her breasts.

“Oho…”

It seemed Kazuhiko had caught Reika’s ailment too.

“W-wait, Rei-chan, let’s save that for when we get home…”

Kazuhiko said this, knowing full well that she would take his words as a promise. 

Reika immediately calmed down, finally letting go of Kazuhiko. However, why was she stroking her lower abdomen with a straight face? It was something Kazuhiko didn’t want to understand.

“…Um, so, Watatsumi-san is that kind of person…” 

“You have to call me Moeka Mama properly, Kazu-chan~” 

“…”

Kazuhiko looked at Reika for help. But Reika gave him a sideways glance with her sharp eyes and only nodded once.

—She wants me to call her that!?

Kazuhiko braced himself.

“…Moeka, Mama.”

“Yeeees~ Kazu-chan~”

“…”

Someone, please help me! Kazuhiko wanted to shout in the middle of the café. But the conversation wouldn’t progress otherwise. 

—Because of Mommy.