Living Normally In An Abnormal World - Chapter 62: The Story of the Visit and the Mothers'

Chapter 62: The Story of the Visit and the Mothers’

“Yuuto-maru-sama, go!”

“Go go!”

“Let’s go, you scumbags!”

“Oi, stop that.”

“Self-deprecation?”

“Self-deprecation.”

Currently, I’m acting as Yaya-chan’s horse, wandering around the house, from the living room to the bedroom.

Yaya-chan is using popular phrases.

I wish she would stop; it’s embarrassing.

“Yuuto-maru-sama is a bad boy. Ah, your cowlick.”

And she’s playing with my hair.

Yaya-chan and Hanaka-san were quite upset that I had invited Rina, Asuka, Maria, Sanae-chan, and Yanagida to stay at my house.

Regardless of my intentions, they are important people to me too.

As a man, it’s only natural to respond appropriately.

“Well, Yuuto-sama, please entertain me too!”

“How about you, Hanaka-san? Do you want a ride too?”

“Eh, no, I, I mean, I can’t sit on a man’s back, let alone Yuuto-sama’s…”

And Hanaka-san, who came with Yaya-chan.

Her face turned red after Yaya-chan’s comment.

I think she’s overreacting, but now that I think about it, the gender ratio is 1:50. This is a typical reaction for a woman with such a high tolerance for men.

Everyone has gotten used to me, and I’ve been careful not to be sexually provocative, so there haven’t been any issues on the surface.

I don’t want to know what’s going on beneath the surface, and I don’t want to ask.

“So, you don’t want a ride?”

“I do!”

Such a quick response, as if her hesitation earlier was a lie.

“Um, Yuuto-sama, are you sure about this?”

“If you want a ride, then go ahead.”

“Um, I, this is my first time, but I’ll be gentle, okay?”

Why would you need to be gentle just to ride on my back?

Yaya-chan gets off my back, and then Hanaka-san cautiously sits on it.

“Ah, I’m sitting on Yuuto-sama’s back right now. Ah, I’m not too heavy, am I? It’s okay, right? It’s not that I’m a heavy woman. I’m just worried.”

“I can tell you’re excited. Just calm down; you’re not too heavy.”

By the way, the people who have ridden on my back before are Yuuna, Yaya-chan, and now Hanaka-san, making her the third.

“I see, that’s good. Ah, can I rub your back?”

“I’ll throw you off.”

“No, don’t do that, Yuuto-sama! Don’t be so rough! I’m a first-timer, you know!? I’ll fall! I’ll fall!”

“Just be quiet for a moment.”

When it comes to my back, this person really loses it.

She’s usually more sensible.

Even when we first met, her attitude was a bit strict, but I thought she was a proud and dignified person.

She’s also highly trusted by those around her and is one of the top five students at St. Athena Girls’ Academy, or so I’ve heard.

That’s what I’ve heard, but…

“Fufufu, Yuuto-maru-sama. Go go!”

She’s different when she’s with me.

I wonder if this is her true self.

“Ufufu, I found Yuuto-sama’s cowlick too.”

Well, I guess it’s fine.

“Stop tickling my cowlick!”

“Nope!”

“God Damn.” (T/N: He said this in English.)

…

“I’m home! Oh, Hanaka-san and Yaya-chan, welcome!”

After a while of being a horse and wandering around the house, Yuuna returned home.

“Nii-cha is the type who will be henpecked in the future.”

“What do you mean by that?”

Well, it’s true that I’m physically being ridden right now, but you shouldn’t say such things.

“So, are both of you staying over tonight?”

“No, Yuuna. We couldn’t match our schedules, so we came to just play today.”

“It seems we won’t be able to have a stay-over anytime soon.”

“I see.”

“I want to take a bath with Yuuto-sama soon.”

“!”

I feel like a bomb has been dropped.

“Yuuto-sama, do you want to take a bath with me?”

No, it was a nuclear bomb.

Why is she asking such a difficult question? 

It’s hard to say no, and if I say yes, I’ll be cornered by Yuuna and Hanaka-san, who are here.

I wish she wouldn’t ask such questions, but should I answer honestly?

“Well, I want to wash Yaya-chan’s beautiful hair.”

“Huh, Nii-cha! Is my hair dirty!?”

“Huh? They’re beautiful.”

“Thank you!”

“Yuuna is so cute.”

“Hehe.”

“Yuuto-sama, please wash my hair too!”

“A young lady shouldn’t show her skin to a man she’s not dating!”

“S-Sorry!”

Yaya-chan and Yuuna, upon seeing this…

(No, it’s the other way around. Why is she getting scolded?)

Made a retort, and…

(Am I not being seen as a woman?)

She seemed to have some concerns.

Meanwhile, the Mothers and Ribbon were secretly gathering. Mana and Shiori, of course, knew that Yaya-chan and Hanaka-san were at home. However, neither of them knew that Mana’s son was being ridden like a horse, nor that Shiori’s daughter was the one riding on him.

“…”

“What’s wrong, Erina?”

“Uh well. I’m worried about what kind of training Yuuto should do next.”

“Oh, what kind of training?”

“Self-defense, swordsmanship, or martial arts.”

“Moderation is key.”

“Don’t worry, it’s my specialty. Well, Yuuto should be able to cut off a person’s head in a month and slice a body horizontally in half in half a month.”

“No, that’s not what I mean.”

“That’s why Yuuto-kun is called a monster~.”

“Well, should we hire a bodyguard?”

“Isn’t that unnecessary anymore?”

“Yes, it is.”

“And if we hire a bodyguard, we’ll have to witness their wedding or love happen for sure.”

Everyone nodded in agreement with Miu’s statement.

Generally, when a man and a woman are in the same place, it’s natural for love to blossom. It’s not like they will fall in love with a complete stranger they know nothing about.

A bodyguard, of course, has the role of protecting the person’s safety. Naturally, they will be in the same place.

If the person they’re guarding is Yuuto Kinoshita, they will likely be guarding him from a very close position.

And they will probably talk.

And they will probably spend a long time together.

And they will probably get to know each other.

And if there’s someone who is willing to protect them at the cost of their own life, they will probably cherish that person.

And it’s not strange for that to develop into a romantic relationship.

And it’s not strange for them to get married.

Oh, what a thing. They intended to hire a bodyguard for safety, but now they’re marrying off her son instead.

This is absolutely unacceptable.

So, what should they do?

Why not eliminate the need for a bodyguard?

“I can’t believe you’re using an entire artificial satellite for surveillance. Yuu-kun would never agree to this.”

“Ara, Haruki-san’s child is 3 years old, you know?”

Therefore, they are first monitored by an artificial satellite, which constantly confirms their location. No matter where they are or what they do, Yuuto’s location information will never be wrong.

Always, accurately, even now, at this very moment, they are being watched.

There are other reasons why they don’t need a bodyguard, but let’s talk about that another time.

One is the son of the Emperor, a symbol of the country. His appearance, behavior, and interaction with Grauzer have been leaked to the media. His cuteness is so captivating that even people of the same gender would agree that he’s “cute.” Naturally, women are also charmed, and he has instantly become a national idol.

The other is the friend of the Emperor’s son. Not only is he engaged to the world’s first and second noble, but he also has many fans among other nobles. Additionally, since he is the person inside the popular character Grauzer, he has the support of ordinary men and male nobles. And even now, he continues to exist as an underground idol.

If either of them were to be “attacked,” there’s a possibility that the country’s trust would plummet.

By the way, there are foreign exchange students among the nobles attending St. Athena Academy. Naturally, they have also attended the interaction events several times, so they have foreign fans as well.

Unbeknownst to them, they had already made their overseas debut.

Furthermore, fans who aim to spread the word have already translated the information from the fan club into foreign languages, and the number of fans is steadily increasing.

This will lead to even more trouble.

The Mothers and Ribbon think it might be better to keep them at home all the time.

(Oh, I should leave soon or I won’t be able to meet Yuuto-sama.)

But that wasn’t the case.