Living Normally In An Abnormal World - Chapter 19: Breast Stories

Chapter 19: Breast Stories

“Yuu-kun, a typhoon is coming today, isn’t it?”

Mana comments while checking the weather forecast.

“Then I guess I’ll have to dry the laundry indoors today.”

“Hmm… Why don’t you skip riding your bike to school today? I can give you a ride.”

“Hmm.”

I check the weather forecast. But it seems the typhoon will arrive after school is over. So I guess it’s not a problem.

“It’s fine, it’ll be over by the time I get home.”

“Mmm, Yuu-kun! Sometimes you need to let yourself be spoiled.”

She pouts and gives me a slight glare.

“I am letting myself be spoiled. For example… huh?”

Now that I think about it, I don’t think I’ve really let myself be spoiled that much.

“Yuu-kun only asks for lap pillows and ear cleaning! And it’s like once every two weeks! It’s a parent’s job to spoil their children, discipline them, and raise them to be fine adults. And what’s with you lately… you’re not being a good, cool, and cute kid!”

“…Yeah.”

What is this feeling of dissatisfaction?

“Come a little closer.”

“…Yeah?”

I step closer to Mana.

“You’re so cute, I can’t help it!”

“Woah!”

She pulls me into a tight embrace. Her bountiful, enchanting fruits are pressed against my face. Oh man, they’re so soft, I mean… well, you know.

“I can’t breathe!”

She’s hugging me quite forcefully, making it hard to breathe. I slap her sides with my open palms.

“Ah! Sorry!”

She loosens her grip.

Phew, now I can breathe… no, let go of me.

“Let go.”

“No~ We haven’t had skinship in a while~”

“Eh… alright.”

“Thanks, Yuu-kun!”

Well, I guess that’s true. Skinship is important. Now that I think about it, I’ve been hugged, but I don’t think I’ve done much hugging myself.

“… “

I quietly wrap my arms around Mana.

“Fufu… you may be quiet, but you’re a spoiled child, aren’t you?”

“…I don’t know how to be spoiled.”

“Just give them a silent hug.”

“Alright, I’ll do that from now on.”

After hugging for a while,

“Good morning.”

Yuuna wakes up and assesses the situation between me and Mana. Then, her eyes widen,

“Nii-cha is a boob man!?”

What a rude little sister.

I try to move away from Mana… but I can’t. She’s holding me with a perfect amount of force.

“Yuuna, don’t misunderstand. I’m not a boob man.”

“But you’re still squeezing your face into her boobs! Squeezing her boobs!”

“This is just a hug, okay? Right, Mana?”

I need to prove my innocence; otherwise, Yuna will spread rumors about me in her class. I don’t want any strange rumors going around.

“That’s right, Yuuna. Yuu-kun isn’t interested in ordinary breasts. He’s only interested in my breasts… Mana Breasts!”

Mana, please stop making the situation more complicated.

“Nii-cha, those are just fat! They’ll just sag as you get older!”

Yeah, I know. I’ve heard that a lot in my past life.

“I’m proud to say that my breasts are as soft as marshmallows.”

Finally, she lets go of me. It’s probably just my imagination that I feel a bit lonely around my face now.

“… “

Yuuna gives Mana a suspicious look. She slowly moves closer and buries her face in her chest. After fondling her breasts a few times,

“They’re so soft.”

This is the moment Yuuna lost.

“Fufu, don’t worry, Yuuna. Yours will grow to be this big someday too.”

“!! If they do, then Nii-cha will hug my boobs too!”

“You’re absolutely right!”

No, I won’t. Also, Yuuna, aren’t you the boob man here?

“But that will take some time.”

And then you immediately crush her hopes.

“Hah! Nii-cha, squeeze my boobs! Then they’ll get bigger!”

Hah! No, that’s just a superstition. I won’t do anything that might lead to an R-18 development.

“Calm down, Yuuna. You just woke up, and your mind isn’t working properly yet.”

“But!”

“Come here, Yuu-kun.”

Mana opens her arms for a hug,

“Look! If you don’t do something, Mom will win!”

Why is Mana so good at provoking Yuuna?

“Mana, don’t provoke her too much.”

“As a parent, I’m not sure if I should be doing this, but lately, I’ve been having fun teasing my children.”

… Well, Yuuna does give cute reactions. I can understand that feeling.

“Yuuna, it’s okay. Yuu-kun likes you, so he’ll be fine with any kind of breasts you have.”

Don’t say things that make it sound like you don’t care about the chest itself. Also, that’s the opposite of what you should be saying.

“Then, Nii-cha! Dive into my flat chest!”

See? She’s misunderstanding. And she’s not even self-deprecating when she says “flat chest.” She’s not making that statement with a carefree smile and a pleading pose with her arms wide open.

“No way.”

“…Huh?”

“I mean, save that for a more important time. Instead, you can touch my chest.”

“No, no, no, no! We should be the one cherishing Yuu-kun!”

“I’m proud to say that mine are quite firm because I’ve been training.”

“Nii-cha, I know that.”

“Oh, that’s right.”

It’s a daily occurrence for Yuna to hug me or lean on my chest.

“What? I don’t know anything about that.”

Mana is left out. Well, that’s because we haven’t done anything like that.

“Then why don’t you give it a try?”

Before I knew it, the words had slipped out.

“Whaaat!?”

Yeah, that statement was a bit much, even for me. If our positions were reversed, I’d be shaken up, and a lecture would begin.

“Yuu-kun, women are wolves, wild beasts. Even if the people around you are kind, there’s always a possibility that sexual desire is lurking in their hearts. People can’t fall in love without sexual desire. Everyone is keeping it under control right now, but a slight sexual comment or invitation from Yuu-kun could make that control slip. Wouldn’t it be horrible if a friend you’ve always gotten along with suddenly attacked you?”

Yeah, the lecture has begun, as expected.

“…Yeah.”

“Everyone knows Yuu-kun is kind. That’s why there will definitely be people who take advantage of your kindness. Got it, Yuu-kun?”

“…Yeah.”

“I know you didn’t mean to say that just now. But please be careful.”

“…Yeah.”

“By the way, are Yuu-kun’s breasts really firm?”

“Yeah… yeah?”

The conversation suddenly veered off-topic.

“Hmm…” (They’re firm… As Yuu-kun’s mother, I can’t help but feel like burying my face in his chest… Am I really unqualified as a mother?)

She looks at my chest with a lonely expression.

“Mom, why don’t you give it a try?”

“…Huh?”

“It’s fine because we’re family!”

“Teach me what ‘no-con’ means, Yuuna.”

“Being spoiled is not something to be ashamed of…”

That’s a great saying, Yuuna. Also,

“We’re already looking at each other’s chests and private parts, so hugging at this point isn’t a problem.”

“We’re not a family of nudists, are we? Also, Yuu-kun, I’ll lecture you later.”

“Please forgive me.”

“Now, Mom, dive into Nii-chan!”

Yuuna goes behind Mana and pushes her.

“Kyaa!”

Mana loses her balance and falls towards me, who is in front of her. Of course, I try to stop her from falling, but I can’t support her, and we both fall.

Every time this happens, I wonder why I end up falling too when I try to prevent her from falling… I don’t understand.

“Yuuna, that’s dangerous. Stop it.”

“Ehehe~ Sorry~”

She says with a playful smile. Well, she’s cute, so I’ll forgive her. Even if I forgive her, it doesn’t really matter, though.

“Mana, are you okay?”

“Yuu-kun’s chest… it’s firm.”

“Mana?”

“Eh!? Ah, I’ll get off now!”

Mana quickly gets off me. Maybe this was her first time touching my chest.

“A-anyway! Let’s stop talking about breasts!”

“By the way, Mana, isn’t it about time?”

“Ah, you’re right! I have to go!”

Mana quickly gets ready for work.

“Here, lunch. Today, I made hamburgers.”

“Thanks! See you later!”

“See you.”

And with that, Mana heads off to work.

“Yuuna, I’ll prepare breakfast, so go and wash your face.”

“Okay!”

I head towards the kitchen to prepare breakfast.

“By the way, Nii-cha, what kind of breasts do you want to touch?”

At this timing!?

“Huh?”

“What kind do you want to touch?”

It’s useless to try and escape; I can’t escape from my little sister.

Also, how did we even get to this topic!? I don’t understand at all! Why are we even talking about breasts today!?

“I’m excited.”

Why are you so happy? However, I suddenly think to myself, what kind of breasts do I want to touch… I don’t particularly care about big or soft breasts, and I don’t have a strong preference for breasts… Ah! If I had to choose,

“I want to touch the breasts of the person I’ll marry.”

“Nii-cha, I’m gonna be your wife! So touch mine!”

“What!?”

Today is peaceful too.