Kurosaki Witch Detective Agency ~Netorare Case Files~ - Chapter 006: Big Sis’s Homework

Chapter 006: Big Sis’s Homework

I felt a slight vibration. When I opened my eyes, I saw Big Sis in a completely different appearance from yesterday. Yesterday she was in casual clothes and erotic lingerie. Now she was wearing a black suit with a slit mini-skirt and a thin belt. She was also wearing black pantyhose… Black Witch + pantyhose = perfection, right?

“Ah, Yuuya, you’re awake. I’m heading out now. But first, I have homework for you.”

Homework?

“Go wash your face quickly. I’ll be waiting for you in the office on the first floor.”

After washing my face, I went downstairs and entered the office. There were many pieces of equipment laid out on the table.

“What are these?”

“These are tools we often use for detective work. Binoculars, camera, listening device, hidden camera, 4K video camera, and finally a laptop.”

There’s so much equipment… This seems like it’s going to be a lot of work.

“Since you’re still a beginner, we’ll start with these.”

Big Sis handed me a digital camera and binoculars.

“Today’s homework is ‘Observation.’”

Observation?

“Observation is extremely important. You have to pay attention to the target’s habits, what they do every day, when, where, and what they do… everything. Since you’re a beginner, you don’t need to pick a specific long-term target. You also haven’t learned tailing techniques yet. I’d be sad if you turned into a stalker… sob sob. So choose your own target, observe them, write an observation report, and submit it to me within three days.”

“Can it be anyone?”

“Yes, anyone is fine. But it has to be a human. Observing animals or insects has nothing to do with being a detective. Also, sorry… I was planning to send you to school, but… there are some circumstances. It’s a bit difficult right now.”

“I didn’t plan on going to school anyway.”

“Why not?”

“I’m already this old.”

“How old are you, Yuuya?”

“I think I’m turning 9 this year. I forgot the exact age.”

Slum kids going to school was never even a thought.

“I see. But don’t worry! Master Saeko will teach you lots of things. Hehehe.”

I’m getting anxious… Is this agency even legitimate? Just one female detective and one cat… Though the equipment on the table looks expensive.

“You can format the observation report however you like. Yuuya, have you ever used a laptop before?”

“No. I’ve never even touched one.”

“You can write characters though, right? You signed the contract yesterday without any problem.”

“Yeah, I can. There’s a big sister in the slums who teaches kids how to write.”

“Good boy. But I still want you to write the report on the laptop. Learning new things is always good. It’s about time. Here’s some money. Handle your own lunch. See you later~”

Big Sis left some bills on the table. Great, at least today’s meals are secured.

“Ah! I almost forgot. I left clothes for you on the sofa. You can’t go out wearing just a T-shirt. Bye bye~”

After changing clothes, I left the office with the binoculars and digital camera and wandered around the city.

“An observation target, huh… Who should I pick?”

People who keep moving around the city are no good — I won’t know where they’re going. For long-term observation, it’s better to pick someone who stays in one place.

“I got it! That guy!”

I thought of the perfect target and headed straight there.

(30, 29, 28……10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1)

I returned to the same spot where I prepared to steal bread yesterday. My observation target would be Johnny from the bakery.

“I can’t see inside the store very well… I wanted to steal his bread-baking techniques.”

Looking through the binoculars, Johnny was restocking freshly baked bread. Hmm? He’s doing something suspicious. Ugh… He spat on the baked bread. Then he recommended it to a beautiful woman in the store.

“You disgusting bastard. Next time I’ll take pictures with the digital camera.”

After a few hours, Johnny stopped making those weird movements.

“Observation is kinda boring… It’s really plain work. Hmm?”

A very beautiful adult woman was waiting for the traffic light. Could it be… she’s going to buy bread?

“Still, this woman is completely red.”

She looked like a red version of Saeko. Her name probably isn’t Akasaki though. Maybe one of Big Sis’s relatives? She was wearing a red suit, had long slender legs, and red high heels.

“Bare legs aren’t bad either…”

I suddenly remembered Big Sis wearing pantyhose this morning. When I looked back at the bakery… what the hell is Johnny doing? Hey hey hey! His body was shaking behind the counter. His gaze was definitely fixed on the woman in red.

“That shaking motion… No way!”

I prayed that the woman in red wouldn’t enter the bakery.

(10, 9, 8, 7, 6……)

The traffic light countdown continued. Johnny’s movements became even more intense. He was so into it that he even closed his eyes.

“Damn it! Why do I have to watch Johnny jerking off through binoculars… Right! The digital camera… digital camera…”

(5, 4, 3, 2, 1)

I took a photo of Johnny with the digital camera.

“So depressing… My first photo as a detective… This is too sad…”

The light turned green, and the woman in red crossed the street. The closer she got to the bakery, the more violently Johnny moved. His face was bright red. I thought “You really shouldn’t eat bread today,” but reality is always cruel. The woman in red entered the bakery. The moment she opened the door, Johnny’s movements stopped. His face looked refreshed.

It’s okay, there’s still a chance. The woman in red was looking at the bread on display — bread that didn’t have Johnny’s semen on it yet. At that moment, Johnny brought out new bread. It definitely had semen on it. He desperately recommended it to her. I was thinking “Please don’t eat bread today!!” when Johnny tore off a piece and made her try it.

“She’s really eating it…? That kind of bread…”

The woman in red took the torn piece and put it in her mouth.

“I didn’t make it in time… Well, I’m just observing.”

She chewed the bread carefully many times to savor the taste. I could see white strings in her mouth… Erotic…

“This is too fucked up… I’ll take one more photo.”

In the end, the woman in red bought some of Johnny’s “special” bread.

“I’m definitely writing this in the report.”

After the woman in red left, time passed without incident.

I checked the time on the digital camera.

“It’s already 5 PM. She should be coming soon.”

At that moment, I spotted a very beautiful adult woman waiting for the traffic light. A woman in a full black suit.

“That’s Big Sis! Don’t tell me it’s happening again!”

I hurriedly looked inside the store with the binoculars. Johnny’s gaze was already locked on her. His body movements were extremely intense.

“She ate bread yesterday. Surely not two days in a row… haha. Should I call her?”

Then I remembered yesterday’s punishment.

“Maybe Big Sis needs some punishment too…”

Ready to skip dinner, I prayed for Big Sis to enter the bakery.

(10, 9, 8, 7, 6……) The countdown continued.

“Go! Go! Go! Today’s the day to eat bread, Big Sis!”

(5, 4, 3, 2, 1)

The light turned green. Big Sis walked straight into Johnny’s bakery.

“Now it’s up to Johnny… What about the important bread…? Looks fine. His face looks refreshed.”

Big Sis was looking at the bread on display — the ones without semen yet. Johnny brought out new bread. Definitely the one with semen on it.

He desperately recommended it to her. I thought “You should eat bread today!!” when Johnny tore off a piece and made her try it.

“Eat it! Eat it! Eat it!”

Big Sis took the piece and put it straight into her mouth.

“Fuu~ Made it in time… Well, I’m just observing.”

She chewed carefully many times to savor it. There were white strings in her mouth too… Way too erotic…

“This is also too fucked up… One more photo.”

In the end, Big Sis bought three of Johnny’s special breads.

“I’d better not write this in the report… Time to head back.”

I gathered the equipment and returned to the office.

“Yuuya! I’m back! I’m going to eat Johnny’s bread again today. It’s a new recipe. The taste is a bit strange, but it uses healthy ingredients!”

“…I already ate.”

“What did you eat?”

“…Bread.”

I lied. I probably won’t be eating bread for a while…

“Then I’ll eat all of it.”

Even if I skip a meal, I’m not eating that. I turned on the laptop.

“I want to write the report. How do I do it?”

“Ah, on the desktop there’s ‘Ham Ham Office’ software. Ham ham, the one at the top. Double-click it and open it. Ham ham, yes, that’s right.”

While eating bread, Big Sis taught me how to use the office software. I immediately started writing down what I observed today.

“You really don’t want any? This is the last one?”

“N-no, I’m writing the report…”

“So, who did you observe today?”

Big Sis came closer to me. I quickly lifted the laptop.

“I’m still writing! Don’t look!”

“You’ll show it to me at the end anyway. Just a little peek is fine.”

“No… I’m still practicing.”

“Well, okay then.”

There’s no way I can submit this report to Big Sis. Damn it! I’ll have to observe someone else tomorrow. Today feels like a complete waste.

“No… It wasn’t a waste.”

I looked at Big Sis eating bread beside me. The white strings in her mouth…

“Yeah, it definitely wasn’t a waste… Effort always… gets rewarded.”

To get used to the laptop, I wrote down everything I saw today.

“I just won’t submit it. For now, I’ll focus on getting familiar with the computer.”

“Yuuya~ The bath is ready. You can go in first.”

After finishing the bread, Big Sis prepared the bath.

“Got it!”

I think it’s fine to just close the laptop, right? I forgot to ask how to shut it down properly.

“Well, it probably won’t be visible if I close it.”

I closed the laptop and left it on the sofa, then headed to the changing room. After undressing, I entered the bath.

“Ahhh… This really is heaven. Feels so good…”

Just as I thought I was in heaven, I heard loud footsteps approaching.

“No way…!”

An angry Big Sis burst in!

“Yuuu~ya~~ Why didn’t you tell me!?”

“H-huh? What are you talking about?”

“I peeked at your report earlier. How dare you let me eat something like that…”

“I-It wasn’t me! It was Johnny!”

“You’re guilty for not stopping me!”

“But Big Sis, my homework was only ‘observation,’ right…?”

At that moment, an anger mark appeared above Big Sis’s forehead.

“No excuses!! Punishment time again today!!”

“Gyaaaaaaaah!!”