Kurosaki Witch Detective Agency ~Netorare Case Files~ - Chapter 001: The Beginning from the Witch’s Whim

Chapter 001: The Beginning from the Witch’s Whim

(30, 29, 28……10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1)

I counted down the seconds in my head over and over.

(30, 29, 28……10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1)

I’m from the slums, so I don’t own anything like a watch or a smartphone. Today’s lunch is the delicious bread from the bakery across the street. I’ve already stolen bread from there many times. No problem — if I do it like usual, I should be able to get today’s lunch.

There’s a pedestrian traffic light right in front of the bakery. The green light lasts about 30 seconds. I planned to use that traffic light to steal the bread.

“Johnny, don’t hold it against me. Your bread is just too damn good.”

The bakery I’m targeting is called Johnny Bakery. As the name suggests, the owner is Johnny. He’s a fat bastard, but his bread is top-class. It’s tens of thousands of times better than the scraps I usually dig out of garbage bins.

The plan is very simple. The moment the light turns green, I sprint to the bakery, run inside, grab the bread I want, dash back out, cross the street, and return here. Since Johnny is slow, by the time he notices, the light should already be red.

Once it turns red, he won’t be able to catch me. No problem. Just imagine the success! I’m the strongest! I can already hear Johnny yelling, “You again, you shitty brat!”

“Alright, today I’m aiming for lunch and dinner bread… Hmm?”

This is unusual. There’s a very beautiful woman inside the bakery. She looks like she’s in her early twenties — a stunning beauty with model-like features. She has straight, glossy black hair that reaches down to her ass, shining beautifully.

She’s wearing a black short tank top that exposes her navel, showing off her toned stomach. Below, she has on slim jeans that perfectly hug her long, beautiful legs. On her feet are black high heels that further enhance her overall style.

But what stands out most is her enormous breasts. Those soft-looking tits that can’t be fully hidden by the tank top, with a deep cleavage. Probably G-cup. Every time she moves, her breasts jiggle. It’s seriously erotic.

Huh? That fatass Johnny approached the woman to restock the bread. I swear his right hand just brushed against her chest. Damn perverted pig.

“Big sis, I’ll get revenge on Johnny for you later… hehe… no need to thank me.”

Okay, time to move. I’ll show that beauty how amazing I am. The next time the light turns green, I go!

“It turned green! Let’s go!”

(30, 29……)

I started running, counting the seconds while dodging pedestrians on my way to the bakery.

(24, 23……)

I opened the glass door, reached for the bread I wanted… Shit! I stared at the beautiful big sis too much and forgot what I was supposed to grab.

(18, 17……)

No time to choose. Without thinking, I grabbed the bread that was placed near the beautiful woman.

“Payment secured!”

I snatched a random loaf, and as I turned toward the door, I deliberately brushed my right hand against the big sis’s G-cup breasts. This is my reward for getting revenge on that pig.

(9, 8……)

I got the bread. I got my reward too. Now I just have to escape. I run! I dash! I’m flying like the wind! My arms and legs are moving faster than ever. Eight seconds left — plenty of time. I’m good.

(5, 4……)

Huh? Why am I not moving? Why am I still inside the bakery? What the hell?

“Hey Johnny! I caught him. Give me the reward.”

“You finally caught the little bread thief!”

(3, 2……)

“Let me go! Put me down! There’s no time!”

When I looked back, the beautiful big sis was holding the back of my clothes, lifting my entire body off the ground. What ridiculous strength for a woman.

“So… should we report him to the police?”

“The police around here can’t be trusted… Breaking one of his arms sounds about right.”

No way! I can’t let my arm get broken over something like this!

“Hurry up and let go, you ugly bitch!”

“Nn!”

It might have been my imagination, but for a split second I thought an anger mark appeared above the big sis’s forehead.

“Johnny, leave this to me. This brat looks like he needs some proper training.”

“Hey! Don’t just decide that on your own!”

Johnny complained to the big sis.

“You touched my breasts earlier, didn’t you? Both you and this brat.”

“That was just an accident while restocking… I didn’t mean to!”

“You always stare at my body lecherously whenever I come to buy bread. You’ve touched my chest many times too. Just hand over the kid. If you do, I’ll overlook everything from the past.”

“Fine, fine… It was just touching your breasts… though I’ve touched them directly many times before… always complaining…”

“You still have something to say?”

The big sis’s tone became angry.

“Alright, alright. Just make sure you train him properly! Hey brat! Don’t ever touch my stuff again.”

“Also, give me some bread. This is the fee for touching my chest.”

“…Didn’t you just say you’d overlook the past?”

“That was the past. The bread is for today.”

*

The big sis carried me out of the store with one hand like I was a piece of luggage, while her other hand held a big bag full of bread.

“You! Don’t decide things on your own! Who the hell would want to go with a gorilla woman like—”

Once again, an anger mark seemed to appear on her forehead…

“…Not ‘you’. My name is Saeko. Kurosaki Saeko. From today onward, you are my disciple. Be grateful. Here, you must be hungry. I’ll give you one.”

“Eh…?”

“…Sorry, my hands are full. Let’s eat bread together when we get home.”

This big sis… might actually be surprisingly clumsy.

And that’s how I ended up joining the Kurosaki Witch Detective Agency, as Saeko’s detective assistant and witch’s disciple. My twisted sexual fetishes also began from here.