Jobless Rising! ~I’ve Become a NEET. I Acquired Lewd Skills and Lived a Life of Sex in the Other World and in Japan. Before I Knew it, I Was Impregnating A Harem of Ladies?!~

Chapter 87: The Day Before Starting Work: Cui-san Goes Adventurer Hunting…

Tomorrow, I officially start at Tényō Development…! Which means today’s my last day as an unemployed guy…!

Yesterday was exhausting—dealing with an Oni, having my first time with Minato. I crashed as soon as I got home and just woke up. A glance at the clock shows it’s already past noon.

‘Hey. Hurry up and prepare some meat.’

“Yes, yes…”

As usual, I offer Cui-san some prosciutto while prepping my own lunch… cornflakes. I scarf them down while checking my phone.

“Oh… messages from both Kurumi and Minato.”

Minato’s sent her usual good morning email. I reply that I just woke up.

Kurumi’s message is similar, but come to think of it, we were texting a lot yesterday. This feels like an extension of that. I send her a good morning and mention I just woke up too.

‘You’re still eating that stuff barely fit for livestock, and somehow enjoying it.’

“It’s good, I’m telling you!”

Acting all high and mighty just ‘cause you eat meat every day…!

‘By the way, Touya. I’m impressed with your performance.’

“What’s with the sudden praise…?”

Having stuffed her mysterious bottomless stomach with prosciutto, Cui speaks up.

‘Your Hero Points are at their highest since arriving in this world.’

“Hell yeah. I banged Filmeria and Erinabel in the other world, and here I nailed creampie sex with both Kurumi and Minato!”

Using Cui-os to manifest sex toys with Erinabel cost some points, but overall, I’m definitely in the black.

“If only I had more cash…”

‘Speaking of cash, didn’t you get 150,000 yen from Minato yesterday?’

“…! N-No way…!”

‘Exactly. You can now unlock Sensitivity Amplification, Cui-arse.’

It’s… here…! Finally…! The ultimate ero-skill to make women writhe in endless pleasure…!

But based on the ero-skills I’ve unlocked so far, I bet…

“Even if I unlock this ero-skill, activating it consumes Hero Points, right?”

‘Exactly. It’s not something you can use freely without rules.’

Knew it! Well, that’s no surprise. Even so, Cui’s ero-skills are highly effective.

And…! This’ll make my fantasy sex life even richer…!

‘Cui-arse was originally a skill to double pain sensitivity. I refined it into doubling sexual sensitivity for women.’

“That’s one hell of an upgrade.”

No doubt about it. But the original skill sounds brutal…! Just hearing about it is terrifying!

What, like if someone grabbed your arm and twisted it like a rag, you’d be screaming in agony? Or for guys, getting your skin caught in a zipper or a kick to the balls would probably kill you.

‘This skill consumes more Hero Points than standard ero-skills when activated. The sensitivity boost correlates with the points spent.’

“So, the more points I use, the higher the sensitivity, right?”

‘Heh… Quick on the uptake, as expected.’

Well, it’s not hard to figure out based on past patterns. But hearing Cui’s explanation doesn’t change my mind.

“Alright. Let’s unlock that ero-skill right now.”

‘You sure? It’ll wipe out almost all your cash. How’re you gonna eat starting tomorrow?’

“…If push comes to shove, I’ll borrow from Master Morimura.”

I can’t exactly ask Kurumi or Minato for a loan…! Even a guy like me has a tiny shred of pride left…! Probably…!

But if Minato slapped my face with a wad of cash, I’d probably drop to my knees and lick her feet clean in a heartbeat.

“Anyway…! Whether an ero-skill’s unlocked or not makes a difference in the options I have during action! You gotta unlock these things when you can!”

‘That’s the spirit of my contractor. Very well… Cui-arse, skill unlocked!’

For a split second, Cui’s round bird eyes glint sharply! …Or so it seemed.

‘…Done. Sensitivity Amplification Cui-arse is now unlocked.’

“Oh, hell yeah…!”

‘And with that, most of your Hero Points and all your cash are gone.’

“Ugh…”

Guuh…! W-Well, most of it was from Ishitate and selling stones to Minato. I’ll just pretend it was never mine to begin with.

“Whatever…! This adds even more spice to my fantasy sex life…! That’s worth more than money…! Plus! I can sell that Japanese sword I took from that punk under Minato’s name…! If I’m lucky, I’ll have cash again tomorrow…!”

‘Always living in the moment, huh…’

“You’re one to talk.”

Cui saying that doesn’t hit me at all… But I’ll need to grind Hero Points again…

The most efficient way is creampie sex with women. To test this new ero-skill, I wanna get laid ASAP…!

So, I fire off a message to Kurumi. But she’s working her shift at the bar “Emerald Cherry” today after school, so there’s no time to meet.

That said, with my new job starting tomorrow, I’m not exactly itching to hop to the other world right now.

Even if I went, there’s no guarantee I’d get to bang Erinabel or anyone else, and the round trip would burn more Hero Points. Unless I’m staying long, it’s inefficient.

“…Guess I’ll stick to the plan and take it easy today…”

‘Hmm… Then I’ll spend until night gathering intel.’

“You love that, don’t you…”

I slide open the window for her.

‘There’s a lot I’m curious about. Like that Oni from yesterday.’

“Oh… Kuukiha-chan, huh.”

She’s definitely intriguing, but Minato said meeting an Oni like her is a once-in-a-lifetime thing. I’m kinda thinking we won’t cross paths again…

Of course, I’ve completely forgotten her whole “let’s meet again” vibe. Totally wiped from my brain. Probably.

‘She’s a Great Demon King-class, rare even in other worlds. Even with my seal weakened, I didn’t sense her at all until yesterday. The odds of picking up intel are low, but this world’s fun to explore anyway.’

“Cool.”

‘Yup. Last time, I saw a couple going at it in a car right in the city. Tinted windows, sure, but a glass-sided truck bed…’

“No way!?”

Wait, that’s…! The legendary Magic Mirror Van…!?

‘Also saw couples getting it on in public restrooms and other places. Everyone’s chasing that thrilling sex, I guess. I’m off to find more of those adventurers today.’

With that, Cui-san flies out the window.

…So that’s it. Cui can gather tons of info just by flying around, but she’s been scoping out couples having sex…!

Ugh…! I’ve never been more jealous of Cui’s ability to soar through the sky as a bird…! Doing it and watching it give totally different kinds of thrills…!

“I wanna go peek too… Is there an ero-skill for turning invisible or something…?”

Or maybe time-stopping. Or a hypnosis app kind of deal.

“Speaking of hypnosis, that Oni, Ryūga Kutsu, was using that Oni Eye technique, right…?”

That was enviable…! W-Well, Forced Arousal is pretty much hypnosis too. If I could use that technique, I’d try some common-sense-altering hypnosis.

Come to think of it, that Oni wasn’t flashing his junk or anything during that fight.

“What’s the deal with Oni sex drives…?”

Lost in those silly thoughts, the day slips by. At night, Minato sends her usual goodnight message, so I reply with a “see you tomorrow.”