Jobless Rising! ~I’ve Become a NEET. I Acquired Lewd Skills and Lived a Life of Sex in the Other World and in Japan. Before I Knew it, I Was Impregnating A Harem of Ladies?!~ - Chapter 38: Harakara vs… Wait, Me!? Are You Serious!?
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Chapter 38: Harakara vs… Wait, Me!? Are You Serious!?
This guy looks way stronger than Kida! I’ve got zero fighting experience, you know!?
‘Your body is gradually approaching that of a hero. You reacted instinctively when that guy swung at you, didn’t you? Just to be safe, I’ll use your remaining Hero Points to lower my seal degree.’
Sure, I kicked that big guy on reflex, but… a body approaching a hero’s!? What’s that supposed to mean!?
Is it like reacting to danger on instinct or something!?
“Here I come, raaaaah!!”
“Whoa!?”
The big guy charged with momentum, swinging his massive arm. I caught it head-on…
“Doeh!?”
…and got blown backward. What insane power…!
I managed to block the punch itself, so the damage is just… kinda painful. Okay, it hurts a lot!
“More, moooore!!”
He closed the distance instantly, hammering both arms in a flurry of punches.
I tried to guard—ow!? I can’t keep up…!
“Raaaaah!!”
“Wait, hold up!?”
Damn…! Hesitating against violence won’t cut it…! It’s just a bit painful anyway…! Screw guarding—I’ll hit back!
“Raa!”
Even while taking hits, I forced a counterpunch. I’ve never been in a real fight, but my fist landed solidly on his torso.
“Guh…!”
The big guy staggered, his attacks pausing. Seizing the chance, I went on the offensive.
(Just get lost already…! You’re in the way of my 200,000 yen!)
*
Minato Kokuryouin, still collapsed on the floor, began to steady her breathing. She couldn’t tear her eyes from the fight unfolding before her.
(He’s… trading blows with Harakara…!?)
A human fighting a demon barehanded was an unreal sight. Minato recalled what just happened.
(Harakara tried to scare that man—Ebikani Mocchii—away with intense demonic energy. But Mocchii brushed it off, cracking jokes like it was nothing…)
The clear killing intent of a demon. Yet the man didn’t flinch and even kicked Harakara, achieving an incredible feat.
(Even if Harakara was off guard…! To land such a powerful blow…!)
And after the kick, he taunted, “He’s not dead from that, right…?” Harakara took the bait, now ignoring Minato entirely.
(He’s taking Harakara’s arm strikes head-on, and his movements haven’t slowed…! Is he barely taking damage!?)
A freak fighting a demon with pure physicality. Yet this freak saved her life. She felt the rails of her doomed fate shift with a resounding click.
(My… savior…)
She realized this man, handling special stones, must have complex circumstances.
“You’re persistent, old man!”
“Gaha!?”
Harakara was visibly rattled by the man who wouldn’t back down. No matter how much demonic energy or punches he threw, the man barely reacted.
That hesitation created an opening. The man landed a full-force punch to Harakara’s torso.
Harakara, taking it head-on, was blown back to the wall again.
*
“Phew. Hey, Cui. That guy’s way stronger than Kida, right?”
‘Obviously. He’s not human.’
“…Huh?”
‘I said, since he’s not human, it’s natural he’s stronger than Kida. …What’s with that reaction? You didn’t notice?’
Whoa, whoa, Cui’s saying crazy stuff! Is he saying “not human” as a figure of speech!?
“What do you mean, not human? He walks on two legs, has two eyes, a mouth, and a nose, right?”
‘Hm…? Could it be that in this world, beings like him aren’t recognized…?’
I don’t get it… but that doesn’t sound like something to brush off. I’ll ask for details later. For now, I need to check on that girl…
“Pfft…”
“Huh?”
The big guy slowly stood up. No way…! I thought I knocked him out…!
He locked eyes with me, wearing a grin like he was having the time of his life.
“It’s been ages since I had this much fun…! Man, let me introduce myself properly. I’m Harakara. Once human, now a demon.”
“…Huh?”
Crap… Before, I’d have dismissed his intro as some nutcase rambling. But after Cui’s words, it’s like something out of a Japanese folktale.
Demons are real!?
“Man, what’s your name?”
“Nah, no way. Why should I tell a dangerous guy like you? If you wanna know, pay up.”
“Pfft… Money, huh? Such a human desire. Fine, man. Out of respect for your strength… I’ll show you a demon’s true power…!”
Harakara slammed his right fist into the ground with a loud thud. Instantly, blue-white flames erupted from it.
“Doehh!?”
The flames engulfed him but vanished quickly. Somehow, he was now clad in samurai-like armor, like from the Sengoku era.
“Demon Eye Technique: Flame Phantom Armor (鬼眼術・炎幻纏鎧, きがんじゅつ・えんげんてんがい, Kiganjutsu: Engen Tengai)… Pfft… Pretty hot, right?”
The tips of his hands and feet flickered with blue-white flames.
Crap, Cui was right. This guy’s an Earth version of a magic-user…!
‘This is bad… Even with your current strength, he’s too dangerous.’
“Doeh!?”
‘If we could at least manifest a mythical weapon, but Cui-os can’t revert to its original skill.’
Harakara crouched low. The vibe’s way worse than before…!
“Cui-os is that sex toy manifestation thing, right…?”
‘Correct.’
Right, Cui-os was supposed to manifest holy swords or spears originally.
“So, the adult toys it creates might have some insane power…”
‘Power rivaling mythical weapons? Depending on your imagination, my seal degree, and the Hero Points consumed, it could approach mythical-level power…’
Mythical-level, huh? Whatever, I’ve got an idea…!
“Alright! I get he’s bad news! Let’s bring out a weapon!”
‘Hm? But…’
“Here’s the adult toy to manifest! Use all my Hero Points!”
‘…Fine.’
I focused hard on a specific adult toy. Harakara, brimming with power, shattered the concrete floor as he charged.
“Raaaaaah!”
His blue-white flamed fist flew at me. Yeah, this’d definitely mess me up…! But…!
“Sex Toy Manifestation! Cui-os! Here it is!”
I swung my right arm to meet Harakara’s fist. In my hand was a big, black, pretty intense vibrator.
(Unyielding, yet flexible, piercing deep into the womb…! With stepless ultra-vibration to drive women wild! Plus, one-button pseudo-ejaculation! This is…! My ultimate…!)
“Strongest vibrator!!”
Damn it! This isn’t meant for guys! Why’s my first cheat erotic skill gotta be used on a dude like this…!?
But my strongest vibrator hit Harakara’s right fist, flexing perfectly. Its ultra-vibration shattered his arm, armor and all.
“Gaha…!? W-What!?”
“Raaaaaah!!”
The vibrator’s ultra-vibration tore into Harakara’s wound. So freaking gross…!
Realizing his disadvantage, Harakara leaped back.
“Haa, haa…! What… is that weapon…!?”
“It’s not exactly a weapon… It’s meant for women, you know…”
Harakara’s right arm hung limp, his fist completely shattered. He’s done for, right…?
“Guh…!”
“Enough already!? My business is with the girl, not you!”
I pointed the vibrator at the girl still on the floor.
“I don’t have time for you! I won’t call the cops, so just go!”
“You’re… sparing me after injuring me? My life…”
“What!? It’s not like that! I told you, you’re just in the way! I don’t want your life!”
His mindset’s too extreme…! The demon stuff’s intriguing, but I don’t wanna get close…! I just want a peaceful otherworld sex life!
“…Fierce warrior. When my wounds heal, and we meet again…! I’ll have your name then…!”
With that, Harakara leaped out the window. We’re on the second floor, though…
Whatever! Finally, I can do business with Schwarz-san…!
“Phew. Got interrupted, but… Schwarz-san, about the stones…”
I turned to the girl, but Schwarz-san looked away, a bit embarrassed.
“Uh, um… that…”
“Huh?”
She pointed at my right arm. The intense black vibrator was still there, buzzing and wriggling.
“…”
‘It’s not quite mythical-level, but close to a holy sword… no, a holy rod replica. Still unstable, though. It’ll probably vanish in seconds.’
I hid my arm behind my back, concealing the vibrator.
And with that, the strongest vibrator vanished, its role fulfilled, leaving no trace in my hand.





































