Jobless Rising! ~I’ve Become a NEET. I Acquired Lewd Skills and Lived a Life of Sex in the Other World and in Japan. Before I Knew it, I Was Impregnating A Harem of Ladies?!~ - Chapter 32: A Position in Another World…? Touya’s Circumstances

Chapter 32: A Position in Another World…? Touya’s Circumstances

After thoroughly enjoying ourselves that morning, Erinabel didn’t pass out this time. We both got dressed while cleaning up the sheets.

“Ugh…! What am I supposed to do with this…!?”

“Come on, the maids will handle it, right?”

“It’s like I’m the one who wet the bed!”

“Well, you did!”

Though I’m the one who made her wet it!

“Ha… Doing it three times with a pathetic Onii-san…”

“But it felt good, didn’t it? Let’s keep doing it regularly!”

“Ugh… W-What if… I got pregnant…!? What are you gonna do…!?”

Erinabel looked at me with an anxious expression. That’s a perfectly reasonable worry.

If she’s anxious about getting pregnant, it might make it hard to fully enjoy sex, even though we both want to keep having fun.

Gotta reassure her properly!

“Nah, don’t worry about that.”

“…How can you be so sure, Onii-san?”

“I’ll explain the details another time, but I can switch between regular creampies and ones that absolutely won’t get you pregnant.”

“Huh…? Huh…?”

Yeah, sounds crazy to hear, right? But it’s true, so what can you do?

“Basically, even on your most fertile days, I can creampie you without any chance of pregnancy. Pretty great, huh? You love it when I cum inside and you wet yourself from how good it feels, right? I’ll keep creampie-ing you tons!”

“Uuu~~!!”

She must’ve remembered cumming and pissing three times already. Embarrassed, she quickly changed the subject before digging into the mystery of non-pregnant creampies.

“Anyway, about meeting regularly… How do I contact you if I need to?”

“…Hey, Onii-san.”

“Hm?”

“Are you seriously planning to keep this relationship going?”

Obviously! I came to this other world for a fantasy erotic lifestyle!

…But I can’t just say that outright, so I’ll stick to the important bits.

“Of course!”

“…Aren’t you scared of the current empire? Or nobles like me?”

Huh…? Why’s she bringing that up? Totally off-topic, no?

“I’m just a country bumpkin, so I don’t really get the empire or nobles yet. But I think you’re cute, Erinabel, and I wanna keep seeing you. I don’t want this to end today.”

“U~~…”

Suddenly, Erinabel started fidgeting. Weird girl.

“You really are a clueless, pathetic country bumpkin, Onii-san.”

“Yup!”

“Ha… Fine. I’ll personally educate you, then.”

“…Huh?”

Erinabel pointed at me sharply.

“Touya. I’m making you my retainer.”

“Re… tainer…?”

“Yes. I’ve never taken a retainer before, but I’ll give you the special privilege of being educated.”

Erinabel explained what a retainer is. Apparently, many nobles have retainers, and those chosen are typically—

“Other nobles or capable commoners…”

“Yes. Especially among commoners, those with strong magic are often chosen.”

Commoner retainers serving regular nobles remain commoners. But if an upper noble above Third Count takes a commoner as a retainer—

“Fifteenth Count…!?”

“Yes. Essentially a quasi-noble.”

Noble ranks range from one to fifteen, but Fifteenth Counts are treated as half-commoner, half-noble, without a state pension.

“So, basically, it’s a workaround for serving high-ranking nobles like you…”

“Exactly. A formality.”

Commoners serving high nobles directly would be inconvenient, so this is the solution.

Fifteenth Counts are often merchants or those who earned merit in battle.

“Touya. Serve me from now on. I’ll teach a bumpkin like you what it means to be a noble.”

“Ugh…”

“And even as a quasi-noble, once you’re a Fifteenth Count… in a world like this, climbing higher and achieving success isn’t just a dream. A-And then… m-maybe, just maybe… y-you could, um, t-take a noble as a… w-wife…?”

“…”

Erinabel, face bright red, glanced at me sideways.

So, basically… work hard, rise up, and marry her!? Whoa, seriously!?

(Wait… hold on! If I go that route, could I get Erinabel pregnant as my woman without issues…!?)

Plus, I was getting tired of selling clothes, hitting brothels, and getting into trouble every time I came to this world.

There were a few reasons for that, but I knew one of them.

(Basically… in this world, I don’t have anyone to vouch for my status.)

If I’d had a clear identity or status, I might’ve been released from the guardhouse faster.

Well, that’s also how I got to creampie Erinabel, so…

Still…

(This is different from a company job. Sounds fun in its own way, but…)

I’m still hesitant to leave Japan for good. I’d considered shifting my life to this world eventually, but it feels too soon.

(But making Erinabel my woman… no, not just her. I want to connect with lots of women! And being a Fifteenth Count would definitely help with that…!)

Tough call. What should I say? Just then, Cui landed on my head and threw me a lifeline.

‘Sounds good. It’s a chance to build a foundation here. Just include Japan travel in the employment terms.’

Employment terms, huh. Got what she means, though.

“Erinabel. I’m in!”

“!! R-Really…!?”

“Yup! From now on, I’ll be your retainer and let you take care of me!”

Total freeloader vibes, huh. I don’t care, though! Erinabel’s a legit noble lady, and I’m a broke-ass commoner!

“But, uh… I’m actually not from this world.”

“…Huh?”

I could make something up to dodge this, but that might make things messier later.

At work, covering up one mistake often leads to more trouble down the line…

“Listen. I’m from a different world. And, well…”

Keeping Cui a secret, I briefly explained my situation.

I told her about accidentally gaining the ability to travel between this world and another, gathering info in this unfamiliar world, and needing to return periodically to handle things back home.

“When we did it at the guardhouse, there was nothing left in the room but my clothes, right? That’s because I went back to my world.”

“A different… world…”

“Yeah. D-Do you believe me…?”

I thought it was a stretch, but Erinabel’s jaw dropped.

“The hero summoning from ancient times, performed by the First Emperor…! Could it be related…!?”

“…Huh?”

“It’s in the empire’s founding myth. The First Emperor summoned a human from another world through a hero summoning. That person became one of the twelve generals and later the leader of the Twelve Radiant Generals…”

“Wha…?”

‘…’

Apparently, otherworlders weren’t that unfamiliar here.

That summoned hero probably went on to dominate with some cheat ability. Mine’s just an erotic cheat, though!

“Well, I don’t know if it’s related, but I somehow gained the ability to travel between worlds alone.”

“That’s why you didn’t know anything about the rebels or me…”

“That was my second time in this world. This is my third.”

I figured she wouldn’t buy it, but surprisingly, Erinabel was seriously considering my story. Works for me.

“What I’m saying is, I can be your retainer when I’m in this world. But when I’m back in mine…”

“Naturally, you can’t serve until you return here.”

“Yeah.”

Erinabel made a thoughtful gesture, then locked eyes with me.

“When you come to this world, where do you usually show up?”

“An alley in the capital.”

“Can you change that location?”

“Uh, well…”

As I hesitated, Cui piped up from atop my head.

‘You can.’

“It’s possible.”

Man, feels like Cui’s the main character here.

“Then, next time you come, make it this mansion. And while you’re in this world, serve me as my retainer.”

“Got it. No problem.”

The talk wrapped up smoother than expected, probably because Erinabel accepted the otherworlder thing without much resistance.

“When are you going back?”

“After this, I think. If I disappear in front of you, it’ll help you believe me, right?”

“Yeah… When can you come back?”

“Not sure yet. Probably within two weeks.”

I could shift my life to this world, but I’d need stable income and a place to stay. Being Erinabel’s retainer might solve that.

On the other hand, I’m not ready to ditch Japan completely. It’s my hometown, food’s great, and… well, I’m broke, jobless, and don’t have women to hook up with there.

…This world’s starting to sound like a better deal.

“…Alright. When you return, we’ll start your education as a retainer.”

“Cool. I’ll head back now. Looking forward to seeing you again!”

“U-Uh… yeah…”

With our talk settled, I transferred back to Japan right in front of Erinabel.