Jobless Rising! ~I’ve Become a NEET. I Acquired Lewd Skills and Lived a Life of Sex in the Other World and in Japan. Before I Knew it, I Was Impregnating A Harem of Ladies?!~ - Chapter 2: Erotic Skills from Another World! The Contract with Cui

Chapter 2: Erotic Skills from Another World! The Contract with Cui

“Nn…”

Morning… huh. I grab my smartphone to check the time.

“…Ten o’clock!?”

Crap, I’m late…!

…Wait, no. I told the company I was quitting yesterday…

“Starting today, I’m using up my paid leave, and I only need to handle the bare minimum for handover… Oh well, whatever.”

Right. There was no need to go to the company today, even if I woke up early.

Still, I’ve worked 60 days straight without a break before, weekends included. But thinking about not having to see the manager’s face anymore starting today… it’s kinda making my heart race with excitement…!

“…Speaking of which, that bird from yesterday…”

I sit up in bed and glance at the floor. The bird is already awake, devouring the crumbled cornflakes at an incredible pace.

“Whoa, it’s chowing down… Is that it? Was it just too hungry to move before?”

‘Hmph, indeed. Food is essential for restoring my strength. That said, this isn’t exactly delicious. In fact, it’s rather bad. Even livestock eat better than this. Can’t you provide something more decent?’

“…”

The bird finishes off what should’ve been a decent amount of cornflakes and moves to the dish of water next to it, dipping its beak to drink.

‘Hmm… For now, I seem to have escaped immediate danger. Well done, human. I’ll be staying with you for a while.’

“…”

‘The basics are three meals a day, plus snacks. Oh, and for lunch, I desire meat.’

Ah… I see. So, this bird is shamelessly demanding meat from its lifesaver, huh?

Haha. Hearing it in that loli voice makes it sound oddly cute.

“It’s like I’m still dreaming… Alright, let’s go back to sleep.”

‘This is reality. Honestly, to not even distinguish between dreams and reality…’

“…Wha!? T-The bird is talking!?”

It’s not a dream after all!? W-Why!? How!?

Ignoring my shock, the bird hops onto the bed and turns its cute eyes toward me.

‘Listen. My name is Cuirasorm Arvalment Laor G Rovark. I am the guide of heroes.’

Apparently, I’ve picked up quite the strange creature. Cui gave me a brief rundown of its story.

“So… you were sealed and banished to this world—Earth—from your original world?”

‘Correct.’

Cui seems to be a bird from another world… a different world altogether.

Well, it’s talking, and we’re communicating like this, so I have more reason to believe it than to doubt it… right?

“Why were you banished?”

Cui tilts its head and opens its… well, beak.

‘I can grant those who form a contract with me the power befitting a hero.’

“Huh…”

‘I’ve traveled through several worlds, granting power to contractors and saving those worlds in the process.’

Cui is apparently a resident… or rather, a resident bird of a world called the Hero True Realm.

Beings like Cui, born in that world, travel to other worlds. By granting power to contractors, they’ve faced countless crises, it seems.

“Why do you do that?”

‘Every time a contracted hero performs great deeds, I earn Hero Points. These points are essential for the continued existence of the Hero True Realm.’

So, the contractor gains power, and Cui benefits too, apparently.

That would make Cui some kind of guardian deity, right…? I mean, I don’t know to what extent, but it grants people power worthy of being called a hero.

“You said you’ve saved multiple worlds before. So why were you banished?”

‘I absolutely adore watching women moan and writhe in pleasure.’

“…Come again?”

‘The many skills I possess have been refined into Erotic Skills to bring out a woman’s charm even more strongly. And recently, I tested a new Erotic Skill on the elder’s daughter.’

“…”

This is bad. I don’t get what it’s saying. No, I do get it, but I can’t comprehend it.

‘I had my eye on her for a while. I’d decided long ago that the elder’s daughter would be the first to experience my new Erotic Skill. But the elder found out, and as a result, my Erotic Skills and powers were sealed, and I was banished to this world.’

“That’s 100% your fault!”

So, it wanted to see the elder’s daughter in that state, used some new Erotic Skill on her… and got banished by the elder as a result! Complete self-inflicted disaster!

‘With most of my power sealed, the skills I can use are limited. It’s frustrating… After all the time I spent refining so many skills into Erotic Skills…’

Is “refining” really the right word for that…? Anyway, putting doubts aside, there’s something I want to ask.

“…So, about these Erotic Skills. What exactly are they…?”

‘Oh? Interested, human?’

“I’m not just ‘human,’ I’m Kougou Touya. I mean, I’m a guy, so yeah, I’m interested…!”

It’s an Erotic Skill from a world with talking birds! It’s gotta be something like magic, right…!?

‘Heh… Very well, I’ll tell you. From basic sensitivity amplification to forced arousal, pseudo-tentacles, manifesting vibrators or restraints, abdominal transparency, and even forced loli transformation.’

“That’s three times more magical than I imagined…!”

Wait, is Cui like a cheat character when it comes to Erotic Skills…!? There were a lot of intriguing terms in there!

‘It seems you have potential, Touya. Perhaps you could appreciate the possibilities of my Erotic Skills?’

“…By the way, what’s abdominal transparency?”

‘As the name suggests, it temporarily makes a woman’s abdomen transparent during intercourse. You can directly see the moment semen flows into the womb.’

“That… sounds kinda gross.”

‘Fool. It’s designed with a fantasy filter to ensure it’s not grotesque.’

“Isn’t your passion directed in the wrong way?”

But I kinda want to see it…! I’ve never done a creampie before, but…! Seeing my cock directly pumping semen into a womb would probably satisfy my conquest desires like crazy…!

“But those skills are sealed, right?”

‘Indeed. The only skill I can use now is Cui-ease… Absolute Contraception.’

So that means I could have raw creampie sex without a condom as much as I want…! That’s insane, otherworldly Erotic Skills…!

And sadly, I’m a guy. The conversation has turned to Erotic Skills—otherworldly ones at that—and I can’t stop being curious.

At this point, I was more interested in the Erotic Skills than the fact that Cui is a talking bird from another world.

“S-So… that Absolute Contraception… can I use it on the girls I sleep with…?”

‘…Of course, that’s possible. If you become my contractor, that is…?’

“Huh…”

‘Kukuku… Touya. Don’t you want to master my Erotic Skills…?’

Gulp…! I swallow hard.

I mean, yeah, I want to use them…! Sensitivity amplification is like every guy’s dream, isn’t it!? I want to make girls go wild with my cock…!

“I… I want to use them…!”

‘As expected, you’ve got potential…! But as I said, most of my powers are sealed. Too bad.’

“Oh…”

Sensitivity amplification, forced arousal…! Pseudo-tentacle play…! I wanted to try them…!

‘However, depending on you, it’s possible to unseal my powers.’

“Huh…!”

Just as I was giving up, it dangled a carrot in front of me, and I couldn’t help but lean in eagerly. I wasn’t hiding my interest at all.

‘If you become my new contractor and wield my powers to earn Hero Points, I’ll unlock the Erotic Skills in exchange for those points and money!’

“Why money!?”

I couldn’t help but retort. What’s this about wielding power to earn Hero Points!? And don’t charge me money!

‘Unlocking my sealed powers requires consuming Hero Points. And for you, the contractor, to unlock the Erotic Skills, you must also bear a psychological burden—namely, money.’

“I still don’t get why money is needed…”

Is it like some ritual where I need to feel the psychological weight of paying a price…!?

By the way, how you earn Hero Points depends on the contractor, apparently. In Cui’s case…

“Doing things that earn gratitude from people… especially women, even better. And creampieing women…!?”

‘Exactly. There are other ways to earn points, but creampieing women is especially efficient. Come, Touya! Form a contract with me and creampie lots of women! Every time you make a woman moan and writhe, I regain more of my power…!’

This thing is way too obsessed with women…! No, it’s not just a normal woman-lover! It’s a pervert who loves watching women moan erotically…!

But I get it…! And I’m not even mad about it…!

“If… If I contract with Cui, I can use otherworldly cheat Erotic Skills…!”

‘Indeed. And depending on your efforts, I’ll even let you choose which Erotic Skills to unseal.’

“…! Alright, Cui! I’ll form a contract with you…!”

And so, despite being a former car dealership salesman, I signed the contract on impulse without checking any terms.