I’ve Been Reincarnated as the Strongest Villain in an NTR Eroge, so I’m Going to Break the Heroines’ Doom Flags on Behalf of the Main Character! - Chapter 36 - Trial Photoshoot

Chapter 36 – Trial Photoshoot

Sunday, August 4th.

We’re visiting Nanami’s house.

Ding, dong

“Yes. I’m on my way.”

I rang the doorbell and heard Nanami’s cheerful voice over the intercom. I was made to wait for a while, and then I heard some commotion and the front door slammed open.

“Sorry to keep you waiting… I was late because I was looking for my pants…”

“?!!!”

The outfit that Nanami came out in was the epitome of casual. She was wearing a gray shirt with her school gym shorts. Despite the casualness and her plump body, there was an inexplicable allure about her.

“…What’s wrong?”

“Well…”

So Nanami does these kinds of things without even realizing it… It feels like an old sexual fetish I had almost forgotten is coming back to life.

“Nanami. What are you wearing?”

“Huh?! Shiori-chan?!!”

As Nanami and I were creating an awkward atmosphere, Shiori, who was hiding behind me, popped her head out and questioned Nanami.

“W-why are you here?!”

“It’s because you invited someone else’s boyfriend to your house.”

“Huh… Boyfriend… Eehh?!”

“How about we step inside for now?”

Making a fuss at the front door will be a nuisance to the neighbors. I decided to somehow push Shiori, who was a little sulky, and Nanami, who was frozen in shock, into the house.

……

…

“I-I see… So that’s the kind of relationship you’ve become… I see…”

We were invited into the room, and we told Nanami about our current relationship. We are in a so-called two-timing situation. It was consensual, and I also promised Shiori could slam me into the concrete floor with all her might if something were to happen.

Hearing all this, Nanami looked back and forth between me and Shiori, muttering, “I see… I see…”

“So that’s what it’s like, Nanami. From now on, if you want to do something with Reo, just the two of you, you have to go through me. Akari -chan is fine too, but… she can be scarier afterwards, you know?”

“I understand…”

With the explanation of our relationship finished, we finally got to the point.

“So, today you were planning to get my measurements, right?”

“Y-Yes. I’ve been making adjustments to fit you, but… I just couldn’t get it right… So, I want to measure everything I can, like chest circumference, arm length, and thickness, etc.”

“…Don’t get any weird ideas, Reo.”

“Of course not.”

“Well then… let’s get started. First… could you…take off your shirt?”

“Sure.”

“Nanami?! I-I don’t think you need to take it off!”

As I was about to take off my shirt as instructed, a panicked Shiori stepped in to stop me.

“Eh, but I want accurate measurements…”

“In the first place, I showed my body at the pool. It’s too late now.”

“That’s… true, but…”

Nanami herself was surprisingly nonchalant, and Shiori sat on the floor, muttering, “That’s not the point…” I’ll have to apologize to her later.

After I took off my shirt and was shirtless, Nanami was holding the tape measure with a serious expression.

“I’m going to start, so don’t move.”

“Yes.”

Nanami was in professional mode and gave me instructions quickly. I followed her instructions and straightened my back.

After that, the measurement itself went smoothly, but that wasn’t the problem.

Measuring my waist…

“…It’s so hard… Amazing.”

“W-well…”

Measuring my arm…

“Wow… It’s really muscular… It’s totally different from me…”

“…I guess so.”

Measuring my neck…

“Wow, your Adam’s apple is amazing… Can I touch it?”

“Go ahead…”

“…Wow… It’s so…hard…”

“……”

Lots of body touching! And everything she says sounds like it has some kind of weird meaning! Is she doing this on purpose?!

“Muuu…”

Shiori keeps glaring at me and it’s scary! I’m doing my best here! I’m trying my best not to let it get out of control! So please don’t slam me on the floor, I beg you!

“……And done. Okay. I’m finished. Thanks.”

Nanami didn’t seem to care about my efforts at all, and after she’d finished measuring every inch of my body, she bowed deeply to me.

“That was really helpful. I think I can make something good with this.”

“That’s…good to hear…”

That was really close. With her touching me so much, I almost misunderstood.

“Hey Shiori-chan. I’ve got a favor to ask of you too… is that okay?”

“Me too?”

After finishing measuring, Nanami called out to Shiori as if to say I was no longer needed. Then she rummaged through the closet and pulled out an outfit, handing it to Shiori.

“I finished this yesterday. I’d like you to try it on while you’re here. It should be adjusted to your size, Shiori-chan… but it’d be no good if it’s difficult to move in.”

“…Alright, I’ll try it on.”

Thus, Shiori and, incidentally, Nanami changed into their cosplay outfits for the day, and I was chased out of the room by Shiori.

After waiting for several minutes…

“Reo, you can come in.”

“Okay.”

After Shiori called out to me, I immediately opened the door to the room, when——

“…What do you think?”

There stood Shiori, looking embarrassed, dressed in a navy blue military uniform-themed costume.

“Wow, it’s really like the real thing…”

“Right? Right? Shiori-chan looks amazing, doesn’t it?!”

Even without the wig or colored contacts yet, the level of completion was already impressive. As I was captivated by how wonderful it looked, Nanami had somehow started taking photos with her phone.

“How is it? Is it hard to move? Are you okay? If you feel anything strange, please tell me right away. Ah, give me a look this way!”

“This… is a bit embarrassing…”

Shiori, despite her embarrassment, struck some convincing poses. Nanami, who was also dressed in cosplay, had an astonishing level of detail in her outfit.

“Is Kinoshita… the Operator?”

“Ah, Ibuse-kun could tell?! That’s amazing! When it comes to pairing with Wolf and Celia, there’s only one choice——Operator!”

Nanami’s costume was a suit that was more blue than navy. She was dressed like a typical mob character, but with the detailed decorations and glasses, I could tell at a glance that she was cosplaying as Celia’s personal operator.

“Operator?”

Shiori couldn’t quite understand our conversation. Then, Nanami’s switch flipped and she suddenly started explaining.

“Operator-chan! She didn’t even have a name at first, but she became popular with fans and was given the name “Yomi” midway through the series! Ah, this information is in the fan book.  I can’t say much about her role because it’s a spoiler for the main story, but——Ah, I almost forgot!”

Nanami, who was in high spirits, once again rummaged through the closet and pulled out a heavy box.

“I borrowed a year’s worth of my allowance in advance… and bought this! Ta-da!”

What came out of the box was a realistic rifle. However, it had the same fine paintwork as the anime, and I knew at a glance that it was Celia’s weapon.

“Here, take this!”

“Ah, yeah… it’s surprisingly heavy… Do I hold it like this?”

“”!!!!!””

Shiori took the rifle and struck a suitable pose again. Seeing her pose, the two of us otaku gasped, and before we knew it, we were sitting upright.

“Kinoshita… don’t you often get called a genius?”

“…It’s the first time today, but maybe I’ll start introducing myself as one.”

“Both of you are so creepy…”

After that, Shiori was pushed by the otakus’ enthusiasm and ended up making all sorts of poses.