Insensitive Bocchi-kun ~Reluctantly Heading to School Today~ [Dropped] - Chapter 87: The Daily Routine of a Bored Person

Chapter 87: The Daily Routine of a Bored Person

Ah, I’ve been really bored lately.

So bored that before I knew it, I, Ichiro Tanaka, was scrolling through the 9ch internet forum on my smartphone. 

Seriously, this has been my whole day recently. 

Is there nothing interesting to do?

“Sigh…”

Wait, what’s this?

[Stunningly Gorgeous Couple Spotted at ○× Beach—Too Dazzling (200 Comments)]

○× Beach? That’s nearby. And the thread’s grown a lot in a short time.

Might as well take a look… I’ve got time to kill.

Click

[The guy and the girl both look incredibly good.]

[Is being good-looking really the ultimate virtue? Ugh, it’s unfair.]

[What’s the deal with that guy? A handsome face combined with a chiseled body… Is he invincible or what?]

[The girl beside him was stunning too, and in a swimsuit. Perfect breast size as well. If they release a photobook, I’m definitely buying it.]

[Wait, are these people amateurs? I was watching TV in real-time, and they didn’t look like celebrities to me.]

Huh? What’s going on? There’s such a perfect couple out there?

Damn, this really pisses me off. While I’m stuck here scrolling through 9ch by myself.

Wait, they were on TV?

Then why aren’t there any pictures? Where are the pictures?

[Any pictures?] I typed.

And just like that… A picture got posted on the forum almost instantly.

“Eh…?”

No way… This can’t be real.

Is that really you…?

Yes, what I’m seeing right now is him… Kento Mamiya. That’s the guy.

Not you again… your darn handsome face, Mamiya. 

Wait, this time the person beside him is… Shibuya-san? 

And she’s in a swimsuit… A bikini, even. 

First thing’s first, I need to save this.

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Phew… Is this even real? 

After Yamamoto-san, now it’s Shibuya-san… 

What are you up to behind my back?

[Wait, isn’t that the Prince?]

[Yeah, that’s definitely the Prince.]

[Didn’t he go out for pancakes with another cute girl just the other day?]

[Darn it, this world is really all about looks! And he has a great body too? Ugh!]

[Oh, Prince… So he does hang around here after all. Truly elusive.]

[Kyaaa, the Prince is here━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━]

[So, he really does exist—Prince.]

Wow, the thread’s blowing up. Oh, now there’s a GIF.

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“…”

Pfft, hahaha.

This is just too obvious. It’s been a while since I laughed this much. Shibuya-san, you’re too easy to read.

Wait, what show is this? Could it be Pirunandesu? 

No way, is this a national TV debut?

And look, there’s Miki-chan in the corner screen—Miki Hoshino, the top idol and Mamiya’s childhood friend.

Haha, what’s with that face? 

All of a sudden, she has this deep furrow between her brows. Idols shouldn’t make faces like that. 

Ah, my stomach hurts from laughing.

This is hilarious. Why does it have to be on the show she’s on? 

This is just too funny.

It’s a short clip, but I can watch it over and over. The thread is blowing up again.

[But it seems like they’re not a couple. Prince denied it.]

[True, I also saw him tell the reporter that they’re not together.]

[As expected of Prince. Prince doesn’t belong to anyone because he’s Prince.]

[No, but the girl next to him… she definitely has that ‘in love’ look on her face.]

[Ugh, this handsome guy needs to explode. I want a beauty to look at me like that too.]

[This girl is definitely in love with Prince. Her face is so red… my Prince.]

[Darn it, I also want to make a beauty make that kind of smitten face.]

[Seriously, if he’s not a celebrity, then what is he?]

[Also, did anyone see Miki-chan’s face in the corner?]

Hehehe, wait, what?

Hahaha, this is just too funny!

Now someone had posted a photo of Prince eating pancakes with the previous girl, Yamamoto-san.

[Look at her face. No matter how many times I see it, she’s definitely smitten with this damn handsome guy.]

[Ugh, this real-life dating sim character. What kind of virtue did he accumulate in his past life to get this kind of attention from two beauties?]

Huh, so he’s a real-life dating sim character, huh?

Actually… as far as I know, he has four other heroines.

That’s exactly right. Well said.

[Which one is the main heroine? Give the extra one to me.]

[Are you stupid? Neither of them are the main heroine. Prince will marry me.]

[No, Prince is my Prince. Seriously, who is this guy? Tell me, my knight in shining armor…]

[Even as a guy, I’d fall for him too…]

His true identity, huh? Well, you might not believe it, but…

…He’s just a loner. His only friend is his desk.

Wait… what was a “loner” again?

Is that what you call people like him?

Ah, I’m getting a bit confused here…

Hmm?

Haha, this is funny.

And over on Twitter… this is getting intense.

In a good way, I mean…

I wonder what he’d think.

But things are about to get complicated from here on out.

I should hurry and contact Mamiya-kun, or maybe… let it play out a bit longer.

Yeah, that’s better. I’ll keep quiet for now.

I wonder what will happen next.

This is so interesting…

They definitely won’t keep quiet.

Mamiya-kun, you really are the best.

With you around, I’m never bored.

For now, I’ve got some good photos… but first let’s go to the toilet.

Whew…