I’m the Only One with a Normal Past—So I Made Stuff Up and Became the Yandere Cult Leader?!

I’m just a totally average guy. No tragically destroyed hometown, no cursed bloodline, and absolutely no ancient demon sealed inside my right arm. But when everyone else around you is an edgy hero or a brooding dark prince, being "normal" basically makes you invisible.

So, I told a tiny white lie. I just hyped up my backstory a little bit to sound cool and dropped a vague line about "hiding my true, dark nature."

That was the biggest mistake of my life.

People’s imaginations went completely off the rails. Suddenly, everyone is convinced I’m this terrifying, 500-IQ mastermind operating in the shadows. If I trip in the hallway, they think it's a calculated distraction. If I sigh because I'm tired, they think I'm mourning my "bloody past."

But the absolute worst part? My fake "dark and tragic" vibe acted like a magnet for the most dangerously obsessive girls you could ever meet. Now, I’m surrounded by highly unstable, heavily armed girls who will literally destroy anyone who looks at me wrong.