I’m The Only Multilingual Master a Russian Transfer Girl Student Who Can’t Speak Japanese Can Rely On - Episode 15
Chapter 1: Nice to Meet You and Greetings
Episode 15: Cucumber Yum!
Translated by BunnyByun
Edited by ArroganceComplex
Soji tried to open the front of my rash guard and roughly ripped it off.
It’s not wet yet, so it’s surprisingly easy to take off my jacket.
At that moment…
“What the hell are you doing?!”
“Stupid!”
I was so surprised that I reflexively threw Soji away.
Good job on my spinal cord.
ZZZO!
Soji was struck from the back with a brilliant throwing technique that I had cultivated through training.
But unfortunately, the effect is not so good because the ground is soft sand.
“Goddamn, look what you’ve done to….”
I’m not sure what you were planning to do with my rash guard.
I’ve been planning to take it off later, so what the hell is the point of taking it off at this point?
Are you an idiot?! Do you want to expose my embarrassed appearance? Don’t tell me.
Well, whatever the reason was, it doesn’t matter anymore. I don’t know why I feel relieved after I kicked him away. Anyway it looks like I avoided something critical…
After I kicked him I raised my gaze and looked around to see that almost all of my classmates is staring at me with a stupid look on their faces.
You better know what you’re looking for and not just look dumbfounded at what you found.
However, there was a huge difference in the faces of the boys and girls.
The faces of the boys were pale and stained with despair.
As for Takahara Ikemen-kun, who had been patronized just before, he was completely left behind as the attention shifted from him to Soji and then to me in an instant.
What about me? What about me? It’s funny to see his gesture.
Didn’t this guy get a lot of attention from the girls earlier for his “good body”?
No muscle?… Oh well.
When I think about it…
“Wow…”
Then, in the silence, one of the girls let out a voice.
She was a girl with short black hair wearing a red patterned bikini with frills, and her name is … Akimoto Akimoto, or something like that.
(T/N: Akimoto Akimoto is really her name. 秋本 the first Akimoto is her surname written in Kanji, while あきもと Akimoto is her given name.)
She’s one of the classmates who treats me like a normal person, who doesn’t have the breath of a Shiori believer.
She has a cheerful personality and is apparently pretty cute.
I’m not sure what’s so great about what just happened…
A question mark appeared above my head.
A pause.
The next moment, my eyes looked at her. The next moment, Akimoto’s eyes light up and she suddenly comes at me like a robot that has finally been activated.(E/N: Hmm I think (lol always i think) he meant that her eyes just suddenly lighted up even though all of them were dumbfounded.)
“Great job, Kagami! You’re so muscular! Can I touch your arm? Can I?”
“Wait! Wait, don’t come near me … You’ll have a rash if you touch it, so let Soji do it!”
I’m not sure why, but I’m going to defend myself against Akimoto’s bloodthirsty attempt to touch me.
She came here in a flash! You’re here all of a sudden what do you want?
She’s coming at me so hard, I feel a little scared.
“I want to touch it, too!”
“Let’s get a closer look!”
“Wait a minute! You don’t know what he’ll do to you if you get too close to Kagami!”
Following Akimoto, the neutral girls gathered around me, and the anti-me-girls tried to stop them.
(T/N: Iori used the term anti-me-girls to describe those girls who disliked him. Is that even a term? Lol)
The position of the girls in the class who was against me was starting to clearly divide into different groups.
But there was no time for such analysis now.
I’m not used to being around women, and this situation is hell for me.
I’m… in danger!
Damn, I’m totally hating… No, I think I’ve bought the tag for this one.
“Hey, man! I’ve been working out lately too!”
“I’ve been working out lately too!”
Then the boys throw in more chaos.
The girls suddenly started flocking to me, and they seemed to be in a panic, trying to get my attention.
But…
“You’re not full of fat!”
“Ugh…”
One kick.
Try a little harder… Well, it sure looks like you have a high fat percentage.
“Yori! Yori! Yori! You okay?!”
I could slightly hear Cheena’s voice from afar.
I’m not okay. Help me.
By the way, currently:
Me←Girl←BoyーーTakahara & Cheena(E/N: read this sentence starting from here i think the double – – is eyes or where they are looking? hmm hmm…)
This is a strange composition that has never been seen before.
A complete picture of hell.
Even the great Toriyama Sekien would be surprised if he saw this.
Speaking of which, where is Soji?
That devil is responsible for creating this situation. …
“Cucumber Yum!”
Oh my god!
What the hell are you doing buying and eating pickled cucumbers?
It looks delicious !?
Damn it! I’ll deal with you later… later!!!!
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After a lot of fussing, I was finally released.
In the end, I couldn’t break through the siege, but I managed to hold my ground with a little touch on my arm.
However, I’m still getting a few jealous glances from boys and strange looks from girls.
In order to avoid this, I’m lying under the shade of a parasol, away from the group, while the rest of the class is frolicking in the shallows.
The sea breeze feels good.
Akimoto apologized to me afterwards, saying she was sorry for the trouble she caused, but I told her I didn’t care (not even a little) because Soji was the one at fault to begin with..
She is now at Cheena’s side, keeping a moderate distance from the crowds.
Maybe she’s just as caring as she seems.
Cheena, who is shy, seems to have decided that she is trustworthy and is more forgiving than the others.
I guess that’s a relief.
And there was another person lying on the same parasol.
He was the one who had caused the fuss earlier, and when I looked at him, I saw that he had closed his eyes, looking comfortable.
Well, this isn’t the first time I’ve been pushed around by this guy.
I’m used to it, and now that a little time has passed, my anger has cooled down.
“Hey, Soji.”
There was something I wanted to know, so I called out to Soji.
Soji opened his eyes and responded by tilting his head slightly towards me.
“What is it?”
“…is that your last word?”
“What do you think a simple reply conveys? Hey! Wait!”
Just because I’ve cooled off doesn’t mean my anger’s gone, okay?
Come on! You’re gonna pay for what you did!
There are bathers, but not many. My classmates’ attention is now diverted.
We can go now! The time for the absolution has come!(E/N: I think my translator meant forgiveness? well idk where she found it but if it’s forgiveness he meant that he will now forgive soji tho i think there’s a catch maybe he will make soji do his bidding to forgive him.)
Gah! I stood up and looked down at Soji, who was still propped up on his elbows.
And just when I’m about to execute the sentence,…
“Hey, you two! Let’s go to lunch!”
And then, at the most inopportune moment, my classmates called out to me.
Damn it! You lucky bastard!
I can’t do anything about this.
It’s no use, I’ll just put it off until later. …
And so the morning passed without incident. We ate and played again.
However, the incident happened in the afternoon.
A/N: This time’s main character: Cucumber.
Toriyama Sekien’s art books are my favorite books.
(T/N: Toriyama Sekien is the pen-name of Sano Toyofusa, an 18th-century scholar, kyōka poet, and ukiyo-e artist of Japanese folklore. Sekien is best known for his mass-produced illustrated books of yōkai that had appeared in Hyakki Yagyō monster parade scrolls. [Source: Wikipedia] )