I'm Immune to Interdimensional Monsters So Now I'm Their Prison Guard (And They're All Obsessed With Me?!) - Chapter 64
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Chapter 64 – The Architect of Apotheosis
【Elizabeth PoV】
The pocket dimension smelled like new construction and ozone.
I stood in the center of what would become His throne room, watching my engineers work. They moved like ants, hauling materials through dimensional rifts, installing reality anchors into walls that shouldn’t exist.
The space was massive.
Fifty thousand square feet, just like I’d specified. Vaulted ceilings that stretched up into impossible darkness. Walls carved from black marble that seemed to absorb light. And in the very center, raised on a platform of obsidian, sat the throne.
Except it wasn’t a throne.
It was a La-Z-Boy recliner.
Top of the line. Memory foam cushioning. Built-in massage function. Cup holders on both armrests. I’d stolen it from a furniture showroom three days ago after reading consumer reviews for six hours straight.
The Lord deserved comfort.
If He was going to rule reality, He should at least have good lumbar support while doing it.
I walked up the obsidian steps, boots clicking against polished stone. The recliner looked ridiculous on the platform. Too mundane. Too human.
Perfect.
He would appreciate the irony. Or He’d be confused. Either way, it was better than some gaudy golden monstrosity that screamed “evil overlord.”
My phone buzzed.
Morrison.
“The cooling systems are online. Temperature holding steady at 45 degrees Fahrenheit.”
I typed back quickly.
“Excellent. What about the coffee setup?”
“Fully operational. We’ve got the Belmont farm producing at maximum capacity. First harvest should be ready in twelve hours.”
Good.
Everything was coming together. The Temple of Frost. The perfect coffee. And now this, the final piece.
The Throne of the Void.
I sat down in the recliner, testing it. The cushions compressed beneath my weight, conforming to my body shape. The massage function hummed to life when I pressed the button.
It was legitimately comfortable.
I leaned back, staring up at the impossible ceiling. My mind drifted, not to the present, but to the past.
To the moment everything changed.
I was fifteen when I first saw Him.
Not as the Lord. Not as a god. Just as a guy walking down a street in the wrong part of town at the wrong time.
I’d been on a job. Breaking into a warehouse for a crew I ran with back then. Small-time stuff. Stealing electronics to fence for cash.
The demon showed up halfway through the heist.
I didn’t know what it was at first. Just this thing that materialized out of shadows, all teeth and claws and screaming. It killed two of my crew before I could blink.
I ran.
Sprinted out the back door into an alley, heart hammering so hard I thought it would burst. The demon followed. I could hear it behind me, claws scraping on concrete.
I was going to die.
I knew it with absolute certainty. Fifteen years old and I was going to get torn apart by a monster that shouldn’t exist.
Then I ran into Him.
Literally. I turned a corner and slammed into someone, both of us going down in a tangle of limbs.
“Watch it!”
He sounded annoyed. Young. Maybe early twenties. He scrambled to his feet, brushing dirt off his jeans.
The demon rounded the corner.
I screamed a warning, but it was too late. The thing lunged, claws extended, jaws wide enough to swallow a person whole.
It hit Him.
And just… stopped.
The demon froze mid-attack, claws inches from His chest. It made a confused noise, something between a growl and a whine.
He looked down at it.
“Seriously?”
He sounded tired. Exasperated. Like this was a minor inconvenience rather than a life-threatening situation.
The demon tried again. Swiped at Him with everything it had.
Nothing happened.
Its claws passed through the space where He stood like He wasn’t even there. Except He was there. I could see Him. Solid. Real.
The demon couldn’t touch Him.
“I’m having a bad day.”
He said it to the demon. Conversational. Casual.
“My car broke down. I’m late for work. And now you’re trying to kill me.”
The demon lunged again. Same result. Its attacks just slid off Him like water off glass.
“Here’s what’s going to happen.”
He reached out and touched the demon’s forehead.
One finger. Light pressure. Nothing dramatic.
The demon exploded.
Not into gore or pieces. It just ceased to exist. One moment it was there, the next it was gone. Erased from reality like someone had hit delete on a cosmic keyboard.
He turned to look at me.
“You okay?”
I couldn’t speak. Couldn’t move. My brain was trying to process what I’d just seen and failing completely.
He frowned.
“Shock, probably. That’s normal. You should sit down before you pass out.”
Then He walked away.
Just walked away like He hadn’t just deleted a demon from existence with a casual touch.
I sat in that alley for an hour, staring at the spot where the demon had been.
That was the moment I understood.
Gods were real. And I’d just met one.
I opened my eyes, pulled back to the present by my phone buzzing again.
Rodriguez this time.
“High Priestess, we’ve got a situation. The Council of Veils is mobilizing. They’re planning a counter-attack for the Belmont raid.”
I sat up in the recliner, mind already shifting to tactical mode.
“Let them come. We’ll be ready.”
“Should we fortify the cathedral?”
“No. Let them think we’re vulnerable. I want them to commit fully.”
I stood and walked down the obsidian steps, surveying the throne room. It was almost complete. Another day of work and it would be ready.
Ready for Him.
Ready for the moment He finally accepted what He was.
Because that was the problem, wasn’t it? The Lord was too humble. Too human. He’d spent so long pretending to be normal that He actually believed it.
He thought He was just a guy with weird powers.
He didn’t understand that reality itself bent around Him. That His mere existence kept the universe from collapsing. That every entity in the facility stayed contained not because of walls or wards, but because He unconsciously commanded it.
He was God.
He just needed someone to force Him to see it.
I pulled up my encrypted messaging app and scrolled to a contact I’d cultivated over the past month.
Marcus Delacroix. Mid-level operative in Solomon’s organization. The kind of guy who thought he was important but was really just a glorified messenger.
Perfect for spreading information I wanted Solomon to hear.
I typed carefully.
“The Lord is distracted. His facility is vulnerable. Now would be the perfect time to strike.”
I hit send and pocketed the phone.
Solomon would take the bait. He was too arrogant not to. He’d see an opportunity and jump on it, thinking he was being clever.
And when he attacked, when he brought his full force against the facility, the Lord would have to respond.
Not as a warden. Not as a guard.
As what He truly was.
The weight of reality would shift. The throne would call to Him. And in that moment, faced with the choice between letting everyone die or accepting His divine nature, He’d choose power.
He’d have to.
I walked to the edge of the platform and looked out at the throne room.
This would be His sanctuary. His command center. The place where He could finally rest without the burden of pretending to be human.
I’d give Him everything. The perfect temperature. The perfect coffee. The perfect throne.
All He had to do was sit down and accept it.
My phone buzzed.
Marcus responding already.
“Are you sure? Solomon has been cautious about direct confrontation.”
I smiled.
“I have inside information. The Lord’s attention is divided. Multiple crises at once. He can’t be everywhere.”
It was true, technically. The Lord was dealing with Thalia’s obsession, Loki’s chaos, Esdeath’s power spikes. All problems I’d been carefully not solving.
Every crisis I allowed to continue was another weight on His shoulders.
Another reason for Him to stop pretending and embrace His authority.
“I’ll pass this along.”
Marcus signed off.
Perfect.
I walked back up to the recliner and sat down. The engineers were still working around me, installing the final touches. Reality anchors. Dimensional stabilizers. All the infrastructure needed to keep this pocket space stable.
I pulled the Holy Pillow from my bag.
I’d been carrying it everywhere since that night. Couldn’t bear to leave it behind. The scent was fading now, His essence slowly dissipating.
I held it against my chest, breathing in what remained.
“Soon.”
I whispered it to the pillow, to Him, to the universe itself.
“Soon You’ll have no choice but to rule. Soon You’ll understand what You are.”
The engineers finished installing a light fixture and moved to the next section. Their work was beautiful. Professional. Worthy of divinity.
Everything was falling into place.
The throne room would be complete in twenty-four hours. Solomon would attack within the week. The Lord would be forced to reveal His true power.
And I would be there to guide Him through the transition.
From warden to god.
From human to eternal.
From Kai Evans to the Lord of the Void.
I smiled, clutching the pillow tighter.
This was love. Real love. Not the shallow obsession of entities like Thalia who wanted to possess Him. Not the playful infatuation of Loki who treated Him like a game.
This was devotion that understood what He needed even when He didn’t.
This was faith that would move mountains, end worlds, kill anyone necessary to ensure His ascension.
I would force Him to be happy.
I would make Him accept His throne.
Even if He hated me for it.
Even if He never understood why I’d done it.
Even if He tried to refuse.
Because gods didn’t get to choose their divinity any more than mortals got to choose their mortality.
The universe had already decided.
I was just helping it along.
My phone buzzed again.
Morrison.
“Temple of Frost is fully operational. First batch of coffee is brewing. Should we begin the consecration ritual?”
I typed back.
“Yes. And prepare the relocation teams. When the time comes, we’ll need to move the Lord to His throne room immediately.”
“Understood. For the Void.”
“For the Void.”
I set the phone down and leaned back in the recliner, the massage function humming against my spine.
Comfortable.
So comfortable.
He was going to love this.
Or He was going to hate it.
Either way, He’d be sitting here soon enough.
Ruling reality from a stolen La-Z-Boy recliner because His High Priestess understood that even gods needed lumbar support.
I closed my eyes and smiled.
Everything was perfect.





































