I'm Immune to Interdimensional Monsters So Now I'm Their Prison Guard (And They're All Obsessed With Me?!) - Chapter 2
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Chapter 2 – The Trickster’s Game
Loki’s cell was chaos made physical.
The walls shifted colors every few seconds, cycling through impossible shades that didn’t exist in normal light spectrums. Furniture floated at random intervals, defying gravity just because it could. The air smelled like ozone and burnt sugar, a combination that shouldn’t work but somehow did. Everything about this place screamed that reality was optional here.
“Kai, you’re finally here!”
She appeared out of thin air, literally materializing in front of me with a grin that promised trouble. Loki looked maybe twenty, with sharp features and eyes that changed color depending on her mood. Right now they were amber, which usually meant she was planning something. Her hair was cut short and messy, dyed platinum blonde with streaks of green. She wore ripped jeans and a band t-shirt that kept changing logos every time I blinked.
“Hey Loki.”
“Kai, Kai, Kai, you’re late again! Do you know how bored I’ve been without you, Kai?”
Three times in one sentence. New record maybe. I checked my tablet, scanning her daily report. No incidents listed, which was suspicious. Loki never went a full day without causing some kind of minor chaos.
“You seem pretty entertained to me.”
“Oh Kai, you wound me! Nothing is entertaining without you here, Kai.”
A chair floated past my head, spinning lazily through the air. I ducked on instinct even though it wasn’t actually going to hit me. Loki laughed, the sound bright and sharp.
“Let’s play a game, Kai!”
Here we go. Loki’s games were legendary around the facility. Nothing dangerous exactly, but always designed to mess with your head. Last week she’d convinced three guards they were stuck in a time loop. Took hours to sort that out.
“I’m on duty. No games.”
“But Kai, you’re no fun when you’re being professional! Come on, Kai, just one tiny little game?”
She clasped her hands together, putting on her best innocent expression. It would’ve been more convincing if her eyes weren’t literally sparkling with mischief.
“What kind of game?”
“A riddle game, Kai! I ask you three riddles, and if you get them all right, I behave for a whole week. But if you get even one wrong, Kai, you have to stay and play with me for an extra hour.”
The offer was tempting actually. A week of Loki behaving would make everyone’s lives easier. But there was definitely a catch. There was always a catch with her.
“What’s the real angle here?”
“Kai, I’m hurt! There’s no angle, I promise. Well, maybe a tiny angle, Kai, but nothing bad!”
A book floated by, pages flipping on their own. I caught a glimpse of the cover before it drifted past. Some kind of mythology text, probably one she’d read a thousand times already.
“Define nothing bad.”
“Kai, you’re so suspicious! I just want to have fun with you, Kai. Is that so wrong?”
She twirled in place, her boots hovering an inch off the ground. The movement was graceful and completely unnecessary, pure showmanship. Everything Loki did was performative to some degree.
“Fine. Three riddles. But if I catch you cheating—”
“Kai, I never cheat! I bend rules, sure, but cheating? That’s beneath me, Kai.”
Technically true. Loki had a weird code of honor about her tricks. She’d manipulate, mislead, and misdirect, but she wouldn’t outright cheat. Something about it being less fun if she didn’t play fair.
“First riddle then.”
“Okay Kai, here we go! What has roots that nobody sees, is taller than trees, up up it goes, and yet it never grows?”
Classic riddle. Almost too easy. I’d read Tolkien, everyone had read Tolkien. But wait, that was the point. Loki never made things straightforward. If she was asking an obvious riddle, there had to be a twist.
“You’re waiting for me to say mountain.”
“Am I, Kai? Maybe I am, maybe I’m not, Kai!”
She grinned wider, practically vibrating with excitement. A coffee mug floated between us, spinning end over end. The liquid inside defied physics, staying perfectly level despite the rotation.
“But that’s not the real answer you want.”
“Kai, you’re so smart! You’re absolutely right, Kai! The answer I want is a lie. Because lies have roots in truth that nobody sees fully, they build taller than any truth, they spread up and up, but they never actually grow into anything real.”
Clever. Annoyingly clever. She’d taken a classic riddle and twisted it into something that reflected her nature as a trickster. I should’ve expected that.
“Okay, you got me on that one. Next riddle.”
“Ooh Kai, you’re admitting defeat already? That’s not like you, Kai!”
“I’m being strategic. Two riddles left, I can still win this.”
“That’s the spirit, Kai! Okay, second riddle. What walks on four legs in the morning, Kai, two legs in the afternoon, and three legs in the evening?”
Another classic. The Sphinx riddle about human life stages. But again, Loki wouldn’t use it straight. She’d twist it somehow, add layers that made the obvious answer wrong.
“You’re testing if I’ll fall for the classics.”
“Maybe, Kai! Or maybe I’m testing if you’ll overthink things, Kai!”
She floated upside down now, her hair defying gravity to stay perfectly styled. Her shirt didn’t fall either, maintaining its position like physics was just a suggestion. Show-off.
“The answer is a person. Crawling as a baby, walking as an adult, using a cane when old.”
“Ding ding ding, Kai! Correct! See, sometimes the old answers are still the right answers, Kai!”
Wait, she’d actually accepted the standard answer? That meant riddle three was going to be brutal. Loki was setting me up, making me relax before hitting me with something impossible.
“Last riddle. Make it good.”
“Oh Kai, I will! This one’s special, Kai, I made it just for you!”
She righted herself in mid-air, touching down on the floor with perfect balance. Her expression shifted, becoming more serious. The playfulness was still there but tempered with something else. Genuine curiosity maybe.
“What force binds without chains, Kai, holds without hands, and grows stronger the more you fight it, Kai?”
I ran through possibilities in my head. Love was too obvious. Gravity didn’t fit the metaphor right. Memory maybe? No, that faded over time rather than growing stronger. What grew stronger when you fought it?
“Give me a minute to think.”
“Take your time, Kai! I’ve got nowhere to be, Kai!”
She conjured a chair out of thin air and sat down, crossing her legs. A teacup appeared in her hand, steam rising from liquid that was probably some impossible color. She sipped it delicately, watching me over the rim.
Chains. Hands. Fighting. What bound you tighter when you struggled? Quicksand worked that way physically, but that wasn’t a force. Obsession grew when you tried to suppress it. Same with fear sometimes. The harder you fought certain things, the stronger their hold became.
“Obsession. Or fear. Both work with the parameters.”
“Kai, you’re half right! The answer I was looking for was obsession, Kai! Fear can work too, but obsession is the perfect answer, Kai!”
Half right meant I’d won technically. Three riddles, I’d gotten the last two correct even if the first one tricked me. But Loki was smiling too wide, like she’d gotten exactly what she wanted anyway.
“So I won. You behave for a week.”
“Yes, Kai, you won fair and square! I’ll be on my absolute best behavior, Kai, I promise!”
Something was off. Loki never accepted defeat this easily. She was planning something, some long game that I wasn’t seeing yet. The riddles had been a setup for something bigger.
“What are you really up to?”
“Kai, I’m wounded! Can’t I just enjoy a friendly game with you, Kai?”
“No. You always have an angle.”
“Well, Kai, maybe my angle is just spending time with you, Kai! Did you consider that, Kai?”
Seven times in two sentences. She was laying it on thick now, saying my name so often it was getting ridiculous. Wait. The name thing. She’d been doing it all day, every day for the past week. Way more than usual.
“You’ve been saying my name a lot lately.”
“Have I, Kai? I haven’t noticed, Kai!”
Her grin turned sheepish, caught. I pulled out my phone, pretending to scroll through something. Playing a hunch here, betting on Loki’s tendency to adopt human behaviors when she found them interesting.
“You know, I saw you reading a magazine last week. One of those human interest things about relationships.”
“Kai, I read lots of things! I’m very cultured, Kai!”
“This one had an article about saying someone’s name. How it supposedly makes you closer to them, builds connection or whatever.”
Her face went bright red, an actual blush spreading across her cheeks. Loki, ancient goddess of mischief, was blushing like a teenager caught with a crush. It was lowkey the most adorable thing I’d seen all week.
“Kai, that’s… I mean… it’s just psychology, Kai! I was curious about human behavior patterns, Kai!”
“Sure. Just research.”
“It is, Kai! Purely academic interest, Kai!”
“It’s actually kind of cute that you’re adopting human customs like that.”
She made a noise somewhere between a squeak and a protest, covering her face with her hands. The furniture around us started spinning faster, a physical manifestation of her flustered state. A vase crashed into a wall and shattered, reforming instantly.
“Kai, stop teasing me! This is mean, Kai!”
I couldn’t help laughing. Loki could manipulate reality itself but got embarrassed over relationship magazine advice. The irony was too perfect.
“I’ll see you tomorrow, Loki.”
“Kai, wait! You can’t just drop that and leave, Kai!”
“Watch me.”
I headed for the door, still grinning. Behind me I heard her groan dramatically, followed by the sound of multiple objects clattering to the floor as her concentration broke. The chaos goddess, undone by a relationship tip from a human magazine.
Tomorrow was going to be interesting.





































