I’m Going to Marry a French Girl Who Is a Sex Monster

Chapter 12: A Sudden Visitor

…It’s like “a flower in both hands”… or rather, it feels more like “a Phalaenopsis orchid in both hands.”

When I wake up, I find Elna-san gently resting her hand on me, while Serizawa-san is snuggled against my back…

The situation is so unreal that I almost mistake it for a long dream. But when I pinch my cheek, it definitely hurts.

Careful not to wake the two of them, I get out of bed and quietly step toward the door leading to the living room.

As I move past the living room and head for the restroom, something catches the edge of my vision.

Slowly shifting my gaze, I see a man sitting on the sofa reading a newspaper. He’s wearing an aloha shirt, short pants, has short white hair, and large sunglasses—he looks exactly like a foreigner straight out of a movie.

“…Huh?” I let out a small sound, and in the next instant, the man stands up and closes the distance between us in a flash.

“Hey there! You must be Momiji! Wow, you really take after your father—you’re quite the handsome guy!” he says as he pulls me into a hug.

“Ah… um… could it be…?”

“That’s right! I’m Elna’s father, Luize Isaac! Nice to meet you!” He extends his hand.

“Uh, uh… Nice to meet you… I’m Momiji Amatsuka…” I shake his hand.

For a moment, the thought crosses my mind that a burglar might be pretending to be Elna-san’s father. But considering his appearance, the fact that he knows my name, and, most importantly, the fact that he managed to bypass this house’s strict security, I realize he must be the real deal.

…And the moment I understand that, I also realize something really bad, and a cold sweat runs down my back.

Right now, in this house… aside from Elna-san, there’s another girl here—Serizawa-san.

If he finds out that his daughter’s fiancé is cheating on her… that could be seriously bad.

“Is Elna awake? It’s been a while—I’d love to see her face!”

“Ah—um, no! She’s still sleeping! S-She looks really exhausted, so I thought I shouldn’t wake her…”

Just as I’m saying that, the bedroom door opens.

And stepping out… is Serizawa-san, rubbing her sleepy eyes.

“…!!!” My mind completely freezes.

Then, after a few seconds of silence, Elna-san’s father suddenly raises his voice.

“Whoa!!! Seina Serizawa! What are you doing here?!” His excitement is even higher than when he met me.

…No way. He knows Serizawa-san?

“…Who are you…?”

“I’m Elna’s father! Oh man, I’ve been cheering you on through social media and even sent you a lot of super chats! I used the name ‘Rich Man’—does that ring a bell?”

“‘Rich Man’!?”

Serizawa-san and I exclaim in unison.

I remember that name.

Right around the time she was on the verge of becoming popular, there was this mysterious guy who would silently drop 100,000 yen in super chats back-to-back…

I never would’ve guessed that ‘Rich Man’ was actually Elna-san’s father.

But still… that doesn’t change the situation.

The moment he questions why Serizawa-san is here in this house, and why she’s stepping out of the bedroom in pajamas… it’s all over.

“So? Why are you here? And dressed like that… Hmm? …Hmm? Something’s not right. Yeah, this is definitely weird.”

Just as he’s speaking, Elna-san wakes up and steps into the room.

“What’s with all the noise…? Wait, Dad? What are you doing here?”

“…That’s my line. What exactly is going on here?”

And so, the three of us sit side by side and explain everything.

That Elna-san and I have a good relationship.
That I was originally a longtime fan of Serizawa-san.
That Serizawa-san transferred to our school and started having feelings for me.
That Elna-san is aware of this and has accepted it.
And that, right now, the three of us are living together…

Honestly, I didn’t expect him to accept it.

I was prepared for the worst—being thrown out of the house and having my engagement with Elna-san canceled.

“…Hmm… I see,” he nods deeply. Then, after a brief pause, he concludes, “Well, I guess it can’t be helped.”

“Elna seems to be seriously in love with Momiji, and I understand both of their feelings. I also get where Momiji is coming from. If I forcibly break them apart, it’ll probably leave an emotional scar that could lead to the worst possible outcome in the future. So, it’s important to make sure everyone’s feelings are clear now. That’s why I approve of the three of you living together.”

Even with his sunglasses still on, he says that without hesitation.

Just as I start to feel a little relieved, he adds, “To have two such beautiful girls chasing after him, Momiji must be a pretty amazing guy.”

At the exact same moment, both girls nod deeply.

After drinking a cup of tea, Elna’s father finally leaves.

“…That was nerve-wracking.”

“Same here. At first, I thought he was your father, Momiji-kun.”

“…Even I was caught off guard. Well, he’s always been a free-spirited guy…”

Having survived this crisis together, a strange sense of camaraderie forms between us.

And for some reason, we end up deciding to go out together.

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Chapter 13: A Date with Three People (Part 1)

“Slurp… slurp… smooch… haah…”

I feel something licking my face.

And it seems like something is on top of my body.

When I slowly open my eyes, I see Elna, looking dazed with drool dripping from her mouth.

“Wait—!? What are you—Mmph!”

Just as I’m about to ask, she silences me with a kiss.

“Mmnh… slurp…” Our tongues intertwine.

My head isn’t fully awake yet… and if she does something like this…

She continues licking my ear and kissing my cheek over and over. After about five minutes, she finally settles down.

“E-Elna…”

“…Haa… haa… I can’t help it… I really want to have sex, but I have to hold back…! I’m about to lose my mind…” she says with a melted expression.

After somehow calming her down, we go back to sleep.

◇ Noon

“How is it? Does it look good on me?”

Serizawa looks up at me as she asks.

“Y-Yeah…// It looks good on you…”

Her cuteness makes me avert my eyes.

“…You looked away. So it is weird after all? I don’t usually wear hats…”

“No, no! It really suits you… It’s just… looking at you directly is too embarrassing…//”

“I-Is that so…? // But… like this, my face will be too exposed. I guess I should wear a mask.”

I kept the morning’s incident a secret from Serizawa.

I had almost forgotten, but Elna has a pretty strong sex drive.

At this rate, I feel like she might force herself on me in the near future.

But for now, there’s nothing I can do about it.

Anyway, the three of us had planned a date, so we were getting ready. Just like last time, Elna had already left the house and was waiting for us at the station.

It seems that for Elna, a date doesn’t start unless you meet up at a designated spot.

On the other hand, Serizawa considers leaving the house together as the beginning of the date.

Humming a tune she composed herself, she happily links arms with me as we head to the station.

“Mm-hm~ hmm~♪”

“You seem happy.”

“Yeah! It’s my first date!” she says with a bright, innocent smile.

When we arrive at the station, we find Elna surrounded by a group of men.

“Come on, don’t be like that! You don’t have a boyfriend anyway, right?”

“We’ll show you a good time!” One of them thrusts his hips suggestively.

“…Haa, you’re really persistent, aren’t you?”

It looks like she’s being hit on.

The men are clearly much stronger than me just by appearance alone.

Even so…

“Uh, um! She’s…” As I try to speak up, one of the guys grabs me by the collar.

“The hell, punk? Just ’cause you got a girl with you, don’t get cocky!”

Oh, right.

I had completely forgotten that Serizawa was next to me.

“Wait, this girl’s pretty cute too. Why don’t you dump this weakling and—”

Before he can finish, Elna delivers a perfect spinning kick to the back of his head, and Serizawa slips into his guard, landing a powerful palm strike.

“…Huh?”

Their leader immediately foams at the mouth and collapses unconscious.

Elna dusts off her hands and smiles. “I practice kickboxing, aikido, and self-defense as a hobby.”

Serizawa, standing beside her, nods. “I do karate, boxing, and judo as a hobby.”

Watching these two effortlessly take down a thug makes me fall for them all over again, despite the absurdity of the situation.

“Hii!” The remaining guys abandon their leader and flee.

“Now then, shall we start our date?”

As if nothing happened, we began walking again.

◇

“What do you think of this outfit?” Elna asks, trying on a very mature and sexy dress.

“I-I think it looks good.”

“Oh? That’s good to hear.”