I'm a Middle-Aged Man with No Degree or Job History Who Got Kicked Out of the Hero's Party. After I Started Crushing Them with My Power of Revenge, They Begged Me to Come Back, but There's No Way in Hell I'm Going Back - Chapter 5
Chapter 5: The Avenger Reven Meets His Junior for the First Time
Kozah, who had been defeated by Reven, was now surrounded by a horde of gorilla-like monsters.
In front of Kozah, who had received the “Blade of Absolute Revenge,” lay a gorilla-like monster costume, as if he were trying to create new companions.
“Uho uho uho uho uho uhooooooo!! Ahhh-yaaah! Ahhh-yaaah! Ahhh-yaaah!”
“Shut the hell up!!”
WHAM!!
Reven punched the gorilla-like monster with all his might.
“I haven’t finished my revenge on Kozah yet!! Don’t you dare interfere!!”
“Mubobooooo!!”
The gorilla-like monster was sent flying by Reven’s punch.
“Are you okay, Kozah!!”
“Guh…”
“You’re still aliiiiiiive!!”
Reven punched Kozah hard in the stomach.
“What!?”
“You worthless trash!! How dare you expel me!! Take this!! The Secret Technique of the Bahoka Two-Sword Style: ‘Total Asset Transfer’!!”
SLASH!!
“Guwaaaaaaaah!!”
“What the hell!? What kind of forceful technique is this!? That’s supposed to be a secret technique!?”
Reven cut off Kozah’s finger, stamped a blood seal on the deed transferring all of Kozah’s assets, and handed it to a nearby goat.
“Please take caaaare of this!!”
However, the goat ate the deed.
“What are you doing!! You bastard!!”
“Soooo taaasty!!”
Skiiiiiiiiid.
However, the goat withstood Reven’s attack.
“Not bad… you…”
“Baaah.”
“You endured that last one, but what about this next one?”
Reven drew his two swords and lunged at the goat.
“I’ll turn you into mutton barbeque!!”
The battle between Reven and the goat was decided in an instant.
The victor was the goat.
“Whoooooa!! He’s losing!!”
Just as Roaks delivered his retort, someone entered the room.
“Just as I was told, Reven Avengeyan.”
The person who entered the room was a beautiful woman who appeared to be in her twenties.
She had flowing blue hair and a glamorous figure, which she showed off with a highly revealing outfit.
Her face was characterized by fox-like narrow eyes, and her long ears suggested that she was an elf.
Reven stopped slapping Kozah out of frustration, threw him toward the gorilla-like monsters, and looked at her.
“Who are you?”
“Yes, I came as a messenger for Hero Alex-sama. I was recognized by one of the ‘Bravely Ignite’ members half a year ago. I’m a newcomer, Elmia. Nice to meet you, Reven Avengeyan-senpai.”
At those words, Reven made a dubious face.
“Oh? So the hero’s party that only expels people hired a newcomer?”
“Expulsion? How absurd. Alex-sama is a very wise person. He simply drove out incompetent people like you and that worthless garbage rolling over there, and is steadily recruiting excellent people like myself. That man is skilled at handling people.”
“Hmph, so you’re Alex’s yes-man. I see why that guy would like you.”
At those words, Elmia laughed as if amused.
“Hehe, you’re an interesting person. I like you. How about it, won’t you become my servant? I’m going to expel that incompetent person over there from now on. With that, there will be no one you resent in the hero’s party. What do you say? munch munch“
As Elmia said this, she took out a melon bread from the zipper of a nearby gorilla-like monster and ate it while speaking.
“Uho! ♡”
For some reason, the gorilla-like monster seemed happy.
“Hmph, I refuse.”
“Oh my, why is that? Ah, a little lower please.”
She said this while having her shoulders massaged by the gorilla-like monster.
“The one I resent isn’t just Kozah rolling over there. It’s all twelve members who used to party with me, led by Alex. You, who are complicit with them, are also a target of my revenge.”
“Mmah… a little more… to the right please… that feels so good.”
Elmia was writhing in such ecstasy from the gorilla-like monster’s wholesome massage that Reven’s words didn’t seem to reach her.
“She’s not listening at all!! And when did she even start getting a massage from the gorilla-like monster!?”
“Don’t make such a lewd expression!!”
KAPOW!!
“What!? Why me!?”
For some reason, Reven punched Roaks, who had delivered the retort.
“Ahh… I-I see. That’s unfortunate. I went out of my way to create an opportunity for you to return to the hero’s party… Ah, never mind. I’m done with the massage.”
When told this by Elmia, the gorilla-like monster stopped its wholesome massage.
She sat elegantly on the gorilla-like monster’s back.
“When did she tame that weird monster!? She’s trying to sit elegantly, but because she’s sitting on a weird monster, it doesn’t work at all!”
Roaks seemed fed up with delivering retorts, so Elmia glanced at him.
“Oh my, how noisy, boy. Do you have business with me?”
At those words, Roaks held his tongue.
“Phew, I came here for Kozah. I didn’t come here for a bug like you. Right, Jean-Connell-General-Shakashaka-Potato-Consomme-Aji-Teika-Donal-Pokopoko-Constantinople-Remake-Gorilla Goria 36?”
She said this, seeking agreement from the gorilla-like monster.
(That name is so long!?)
“Uho (Huh, what’s with that weird name? I’m John.)”
“Good boy. Jean-Connell-General-Shakashaka-Potato-Consomme-Aji-Teika-Donal-Pokopoko-Constantinople-Remake-Gorilla Goria 36. Ah, that’s right. Thanks to you, boy, I remembered. Kozah!”
Elmia called out loudly to Kozah.
“I have received these words from Alex-sama: ‘Kozah. A useless man like you is unnecessary in this hero’s party. Leave our hero’s party immediately. You’re an eyesore.'”
Upon hearing those words, Kozah, while coughing up blood, responded in shock.
“I-Impossible… me, expelled…”
“I will take over your duty of searching for the saint. You should go do whatever you want to do right away. Though I’ll make it so that you left this party of your own accord. Leave this mansion immediately.”
“Don’t screw with me! Me, expelled!? I was the one who made it possible to drive out that useless Reven back then!!”
As soon as Kozah said this, he was slashed by Reven, who was nearby.
“You never shut your mouth, do you!!”
“Guaaaaaaaaah!!”
Seeing this, Elmia sighed and said:
“Are you such a child that you can’t accept reality? The result was already decided when you lost to Reven-senpai over there.”
“Guh… please, one more time! Give me one more chance!”
Kozah desperately pleaded, but Elmia shook her head.
“I don’t have that authority. I merely conveyed the message. Well then, this mansion is scheduled to be demolished later… ah, that’s right.”
Elmia turned toward Reven as if she had remembered something.
“May I have this creepy-cute monster?”
At those words, Reven answered with visible disgust.
“Huh, what’s with this girl? She thinks that monster is cute? No way—”
“I’ve taken a liking to this creepy-cute monster. I’m confident I can tame it better than you.”
“Her sense is all wrong… P-Please, take it.”
When Reven said this with reluctance, she said happily:
“Really!? Yay!… Ahem, I got a bit too excited. Well then… Let’s go, Jean-Connell-General-Shakashaka-Potato-Consomme-Aji-Teika-Donal-Pokopoko-Constantinople-Remake-Gorilla Goria 36.”
“Uho.”
With that, she left while still riding the gorilla-like monster.
“Wow… what a weirdo…”
Reven was slightly put off, but there were others who weren’t satisfied.
“Uho! Uho ho ho ho! Ooooooooooh!!”
The other gorilla-like monsters that weren’t chosen protested to Reven.
Apparently, they preferred the beautiful elf lady over the muscle-bound old man.
“Shut up!!”
KAPOW!
Reven sent the gorilla-like monsters flying.
“Kozah.”
He called out to the fallen Kozah.
“…”
Kozah said nothing.
“You understand now, don’t you? You’re a useless person. You couldn’t accept that, and you took it out on me, someone you thought was beneath you. But you lost to me, someone beneath you.”
“…If only you, if only you weren’t here!!”
Saying this, Kozah stood up and, mustering his last bit of strength, charged at Reven.
“Kozah!!”
He rushed over with concern.
And then,
“Don’t be so naive!!”
With a single stroke, he cut Kozah in two.
With this blow, Kozah completely lost consciousness.
“Kozah, you should regret your incompetence in hell for eternity.”
After saying this, he turned to Roaks and said:
“Sorry for dragging you into my revenge. Want to get some food after this? My treat.”
At those words, Roaks sighed and declined:
“Nah, I’m good. It seems like it’ll be a pain being with someone as chaotic as you.”
“You don’t have a choice!!”
“Guboooh!!”
Reven punched Roaks, then grabbed his leg, tied him up with rope, and forcibly dragged him along.
“Whoooooooa!! Handle me a bit more gently!!”
And so, the strange duo headed to a restaurant.
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