I, Who Was Dismissed as Worthless Failure by my Family and Fiancée, Discovered I had Reincarnated as a Game Character I Raised with Great Care and Vowed to Take Control of my Life and Defy Anyone who Opposes Me. - Chapter 160: The Stinky Brat With A Blue Butt

Chapter 160: The Stinky Brat With A Blue Butt

Then, for some reason, Kaisar started talking about how he had known me from the beginning and how I disliked him. 

How self-absorbed can this man be? 

From this alone, it’s easy to speculate that Kaisar, much like Prevost, has an inflated sense of pride and thinks it’s okay to do whatever he wants to people below him.

Ah, why is my luck with men so bad? Have I done something wrong, God? My life is just so miserable. Speaking of which, didn’t Kaisar say earlier that he would take me to his school?

“What? Why do I have to go to the school you attend, Kaisar!? If you’re going, go alone! And it’s outrageous to treat me like a thief!”

Honestly, isn’t every word that comes out of Kaisar’s mouth excessively rude? It’s true I’ve been somewhat forced into this situation, but it’s not like I wanted to. Isn’t it the same for both of us?

“How dare you be so disrespectful to Master? I’ve kept silent until now, but you should be grateful to the one who saved you. Your words and attitude are just mockery, and what infuriates me the most is the notion that Master would desire you physically! My master hasn’t even laid a hand on me yet, and you think he’d be interested in you, a nobody who smells like pee and has a blue butt? Talk about self-absorbed!”

[EDN: “尻が青い” (to have a blue butt): inexperienced/immature.]

“Shishiru…?”

“Yes, my beloved master! What is it?! Are we going to have a baby now? Let’s go to my bed!”

“No, let’s keep quiet for a bit. You are making it complicated.”

“Ah, you’re a hard man to please. But that’s what I love about you.”

Just when Kaisar was about to say something in return, an elven woman came out of his shadow and started rebuking me. She even called me a kid who smells like pee and has a blue butt. 

Sure, compared to this elven woman, I might look like a child, but I’m already fifteen. I’m old enough to get married and have children. Besides, most humans would seem like children compared to her!