I Went Into the Mountains to Commit Suicide and Picked Up an All-Purpose Perverted Maid Who Loves Serving Her Master

Chapter 4: Home

We’d saved up some money, so we decided to rent a place. Living in capsule hotels and manga cafés wasn’t bad, but not having a fixed address was inconvenient. The problem was whether two homeless, jobless people like us could even rent a place…

So, we decided to try looking for a place at a certain real estate agency.

The agency we visited looked like any other from the outside. But it was a bit different. This agency specialized in rentals around the red-light district.

The red-light district attracts a lot of people with complicated circumstances—those who can’t disclose their jobs or lack guarantors. Yet, they still live somewhere nearby. Naturally, there are agencies catering to such people, and this was one of them.

If anywhere would let people like us—without jobs or homes—rent a place, it’d be here. When we looked, we found a place surprisingly quickly. The rent was slightly below market rate, and though the building was old, the interior had been renovated and was clean. It seemed more comfortable than expected.

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Once we had a place to live, Mei started earning even more. She set up a computer at home and began trading stocks and forex. In just a few days, the money ballooned, and she kept raking it in.

At this point, I was basically a kept man. Why was Mei sticking with me? She could clearly survive on her own now. Wasn’t I just getting in her way? Was there anything I could do to help?

“Hey, can’t you let me help with something?”

“I couldn’t possibly trouble Master… Oh, but there is one thing I could ask.”

Mei turned and looked at me. Changing her mind, she asked for my help.

“Sure, what do I need to do?”

“Come over here for now.”

I approached the chair where Mei was sitting. Then, she patted her lap.

“Sit here.”

“Huh?”

Did I hear that right? Did she just tell me to sit on her lap? What’s with her? Does she like having people sit on her?

“No, I’m pretty heavy, so I’ll pass.”

“You won’t help me…?”

“No, I mean—”

“I’ll be fine. Come on.”

Urged by Mei, I slowly sat on her lap. On the computer screen in front of us were mysterious graphs and numbers—probably stock or currency charts, but I couldn’t make sense of them.

“Hey, you sure this is okay? I’m not too heavy?”

“Fufu, not heavy at all. It’s a pleasant weight, actually.”

“So, what do I do?”

“Just being here is enough.”

With that, Mei hugged me from behind. I felt a soft sensation against my back.

“Whoa, what’re you doing!?”

“I’ve been frustrated that I couldn’t serve Master while earning money. But this way, I can serve you and make money at the same time. It’s very efficient.”

As she spoke, she slid her hand under my clothes while holding me with the other. I tried to resist, but her strength was too much.

“Master, please relax. There’s nothing to worry about. I’ll make you feel good.”

Mei whispered softly in my ear. Her smooth, white hand reached for my pants…

Wait, hold on! Ahh.

Mei’s smooth, white hand unzipped my pants, slipping inside my underwear. Her slightly cool hand gripped my penis, while her other hand pulled my underwear down. My still-soft penis was exposed.

“Master, you don’t need to worry about anything. Leave it all to me.”

Mei whispered in my ear and began stroking my penis with one hand. Her warm breath hit my ear, sending shivers of pleasure through my body. With her other hand, she started teasing my nipple. Both hands worked to make me feel as good as possible.

“H-Hey, what about your work?”

“It’s fine. I can always recover any losses. Serving Master is far more important.”

“You don’t need to serve me, just focus on your work.”

“Understood. I’ll focus, then.”

With that, she began stroking my penis even more intensely.

“Wait, that’s not what I meant! Ngh!”

“My work is to serve Master. There’s nothing wrong with that. You don’t need to think—just feel good. Come on, cum. Cum♡ Cum♡”

“I—hold on. It’s bad if I cum now. Ngh, I can’t hold it—I’m gonna cum!”

Unable to hold back, I ejaculated forcefully. The unusually strong stream splattered onto the computer monitor in front of us.

Mei tried to catch the semen with her hand, placing it over the tip, but the force was too much. It splattered everywhere.

“Ahh♡ What a waste of energy♡”

Saying that, Mei licked the semen off her hand with a chupa chupa sound, then scooped some from the monitor with her finger and licked that too.