I Was Transported to Another World with a Male-to-Female Ratio of 1:3000 and Made into a Breeding Pet for the Demon Lord’s Army - 93

Chapter 93: The One and Only Situation Voice in Another World

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T/N: situation voice is a Japanese term for a voice recording where a character acts/talks in a certain scenario (often for fans, like drama CDs or voice packs).

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“Distributing Ken-chan Voice Clips?”

It had been a week since the Ken-chan Mating Battle Royale. The castle we had gone through so much trouble to reclaim was under repairs and couldn’t be entered, so for now we were being taken care of at the Demon Lord’s Castle as a temporary residence.

“Why the hell do we have to make Ken-chan do something so troublesome?!”

On such a peaceful afternoon, while I was sorting through the “Disappearance in the Demon Forest Incident” that Aura had told me about, a summons came from the Demon Lord.

“In truth, because Ken-chan had gone to the ‘Elf Forest,’ the Ken-chan section of the Demon Newspaper has become somewhat thin. To fill that gap, we must do something.”

“By the way, what kind of things were written in that thin issue of the Demon Newspaper? If it’s information about Ken-chan, I imagine people would jump on anything…”

“Ah, things like: Ken-chan breathes with his lungs, or if he ingests poison, he’ll die, or that he sleeps eight hours a day. That sort of content.”

“What the hell kind of garbage information is that! Even I could write something better!”

“Well, Ken-chan wasn’t around, so it couldn’t be helped. Rather, you should praise the fact they managed to fill six pages every day.”

“Even so, that’s got no sense at all! What’s with “if he eats poison he’ll die”? Nobody will be satisfied unless it’s something more exciting!”

“S-silence! In any case, if we leave things as they are, the denizens of the demon realm will once again go on a rampage from Ken-chan deficiency. To prevent the next rebellion before it happens, we must increase the supply of Ken-chan and take the initiative!”

The Demon Lord’s words, as she declared this, brimmed with firm resolve and dignity. Well, I understood the feeling of wanting to run wild from Ken-chan deficiency, but… I wished they’d calm down a little before acting on it.

That said… The only place one could meet Ken-chan, the Ken-chan Zoo, was closed down because I had requested a specification change. It seemed it would still take a few days before it reopened, so in that case, Ken-chan would just have to lend us a hand despite how troublesome it was.

“Very well…But this “distribution of Ken-chan voice clips”? What exactly does that entail?”

“Hmm. Simply put, it is a policy to bestow upon each household a magical device that plays Ken-chan’s voice.”

“Ohh… That’s quite something. But is that even possible? Weren’t magical devices that display images so expensive that you could hardly ever obtain one?”

The magical device I had obtained to show Ken-chan’s movie had indeed been so expensive my eyes nearly popped out.

There was no way an ordinary citizen could ever afford one individually. The townsfolk had pooled their money together, knowing it was impossible, and after much effort managed to get just one device—that was the level of it.

“In fact, thanks to Ken-chan’s influence, the film industry in the demon realm has been booming. Research is underway to allow for mass production of those ‘magical devices that display and record images,’ which only dwarves can make.”

“Hohhh~ That’s the first I’ve heard of it.”

“Well, I just told you. In any case, thanks to our combined efforts, we have succeeded in mass-producing devices that play only audio. This initiative is also an experiment that serves as the first step for our grand plan.”

I had thought it was just a lighthearted proposal to satisfy the Demon Lord’s own desires, but it turned out to be quite a large-scale plan.

“Hmm? …If we can listen to the audio anytime, then that means I could enjoy Ken-chan’s voice even while receiving a checkup from Aura or playing with the pets!”

Fufuun~♡ In that case, setting one up secretly in a private place like the toilet or bath and enjoying it quietly would also be a fine pleasure…♡ 

Wait… If it can record, then putting one on Ken-chan’s collar could be fun too♡ I wonder what kind of conversations he has with the pets when I’m not around♡ Surely it’s full of lines like [Luna-sama, we love you so much~♡], with Maru-chan praising me to no end♡

“To think you were doing all that while also handling the politics of the demon realm… I’m impressed.”

“I am the Demon Lord, after all. Leading the people of the demon realm so they may live happily, even a little, is of course my duty.”

“As expected of Demon Lord-sama… I do wish a certain slothful castle lord would take a page from your book.”

“Ehehe…♡ H-hey now! My territory’s economy is running just fine, and ever since Ken-chan came, the residents are smiling too!”

“Haa… Do you realize it’s only because I direct everything to make it that way? Even this month’s tax revenue plan, I came up with it from scratch, you know?”

“Fufufu! Lammy, there is a splendid saying in this world: “The right person in the right place.” Things go many times better if I leave taxes and projects to you than if I handled them myself.”

“Don’t say something so pathetic with such a smug face…”

Lammy frowned and replied in utter exasperation.

Hmph! As long as the results are good, that’s all that matters!

Besides, I had the very important duty of watching over Ken-chan to make sure he lived happily. Why, even today, I had carefully blown on his hot soup for him so he wouldn’t burn himself! That was a very important task!

“Haa… If you keep this up, I’ll tell your mother, you know?”

“Wh-what…? S-speaking of which, where is Aura now? Annoyingly enough, Ken-chan keeps muttering [Aura… Aura…] and makes such a sad face.”

Realizing this topic put me at a disadvantage, I blatantly panicked and quickly switched the subject. If my strict mother returned to the castle, it would definitely become troublesome. Besides, right now, cute Ken-chan was at my side… There was no way I’d let him be stolen away. Better for Mother to stay busy proposing marriage to the beastfolk’s one and only male.

“Now that you mention it, I haven’t seen Aura-sama either. And to think she looked so delighted when she reunited with Ken-chan after two weeks…”

“Ahh, Aura… No need to worry. By my command, she is currently on an important mission. I’m sure it will prove to be a meaningful time, full of learning for her… Fufufu.”

So, that was why she hadn’t shown up since the mating battle royale. She was on such a mission. It turned out she was surprisingly busy.

“Well then, summon Ken-chan at once. We’ll start recording here and now! (Let’s make him say words I like and ease some of the frustration of our failed mating!)”

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Click…

“Phew… That concludes the recording. Fiilia, thanks to your telepathy, we were able to preserve Ken-chan’s voice without placing undue burden on him. Good work.”

“N-no, really, that kind of thing is child’s play for me~”

Her words said one thing, but her smug grin and creepy smile said another.

Hmm… Had I misremembered? I thought elves were supposed to be more refined creatures. She looked no different from the perverted demonfolk wandering around clutching Ken-chan’s photos…

“Well, no matter. I’ll leave the production to the dwarves from here. You may return to your quarters and rest.”

“Yes… Excuse me.”

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Clack… Click!

【Good morning. This is Ken-chan. How are you?】

“Fufu… Fufufu…♡ Ken-chan♡”

The moment the elf left the room, I played the freshly recorded Ken-chan voice right at my ear. That voice carefully and tenderly read out the sweetest lines, packed full of my own preferences.

“Fufu~♡ I can make him say anything I want~♡”

Just realizing that fact alone hit me with a shock like being struck in the head over and over. So this was paradise…♡

“Fuuu…♡ But this might be a bit excessive. At this rate, my heated emotions might spiral into something like: ‘Maybe I’m already married to Ken-chan! I have to meet him and sleep with him to make sure!’ mindset.”

In truth, just from hearing this voice, I was already eaten alive by regret that I wasn’t married to Ken-chan. Why, why couldn’t I, the Demon Lord, throw myself into a lovey-dovey sweet life with him! Every day… I worked so hard every day! I wanted to mate with him!

“Yes! Then I must insert this scene… Not as harassment, of course, but to preserve order in the demon realm. Ken-chan, this may hurt a little, but bear with it, alright?”

“Funya?”

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