I Was Transported to Another World with a Male-to-Female Ratio of 1:3000 and Made into a Breeding Pet for the Demon Lord’s Army - 85

Chapter 85: I Will Sacrifice My Friends if It’s to Get Ken-Chan!

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Plop, plop, plop…

Right after a dull impact sound, the door gave way with a creaking groan, collapsing into pieces that scattered across the floor.

“Ahhh, I was so fed up with that damn elf trying to seduce Ken-chan! It felt so good to punch her fair and square, totally refreshing!”

“You really showed no mercy… Though I gave her a solid one myself.”

“I hit her too. She flew farther than I expected.”

“W-why did all of you hit Fiilia-sama?! That’s just too cruel!”

As Fiilia lay collapsed early in the battle, I called out to stop Luna-sama and the others from proceeding further inside.

“It couldn’t be helped, could it? She was casting a spell in a situation where even the slightest move could spark a fight. Besides, that spell looked just like one of those explosion-type spells they use in the human world. The range was short too, so she was probably aiming at us from the start.”

I just felt something was off, so I went ahead and hit her. Sure enough, Fiilia really was up to something shady.

“Aura-sama is one thing, but please, Luna-sama, don’t go punching people just because you feel something!”

“Even so, Lammy-kun, this is already a battlefield. It doesn’t matter whether that elf was in the wrong or not. Whoever lets their guard down is the one to blame… hup!”

“Gahh!”

With a rather satisfied-looking smile, she shot out spider silk and began capturing the demons one after another.

Even if that’s true, is it really okay to target a teammate first? Picking on an elf, who’s not good at combat, felt a bit immature… How childish of them…

“We’ve already lost one ally right at the start… So what now? I suggest we split into two teams. It might be the smarter move.”

“You fool, what are you babbling about? As that elf has just proven with her body, the battle has already begun! We are not allies! We are rivals fighting over Ken-chan’s chastity!”

Everyone here was a fierce warrior who knew nothing but victory. I had prepared myself for some friction, but this level of total lack of teamwork was beyond anything I imagined…

“Heh, so what’ll it be? I don’t mind if you all come at me at once, you know?”

“Very well! Then I, for one, shall take you on right away—”

“Please wait, Luna-sama! We’re here to protect Ken-chan’s chastity! It’s idiotic to challenge the Demon Lord right from the start!”

“Who are you calling idiotic?! Who?! Targeting the leader of the army first is the basic strategy, isn’t it?!”

“That army leader also happens to be our top leader too!”

“Shut up! To turn down a fight when challenged brings shame upon the Beastkin race!”

“Even if you did beat the Demon Lord, how would you defeat the remaining 1,000 demons while covered in wounds? At least make her your final opponent!”

Why is my master always so hopelessly muscle-brained?

She genuinely believed everything could be solved with violence. Add to that the influence of her mother, the previous lord, and the fact that she was raised on battlefields where that belief actually worked… Honestly, she was a walking result of the worst combination ever.

Seriously… I could cry. I just wanted to curl up with Ken-chan again, wrap my tail around him, and take a warm, happy nap…

“Haa… And besides, is this really okay? Didn’t you say you were worried about Maru-chan-sama and Hamlin-sama? They probably haven’t even had a proper meal ever since the castle was taken. They might be suffering, right?”

“Mmh, that’s right… Then there’s no helping it. Demon Lord! I’m calling off our fight for now! Maru-chaaaan! I’m coming to rescue you right now!”

With that bold declaration, Luna-sama took off at full speed toward the bedchamber, not a hint of hesitation in her movements.

“Wait, Luna-sama! This is a battlefield! Please act with a bit more caution—”

BOOOOM!!!

“Who the hell did that?! Who’s the idiot that planted bombs in my castle?!”

“I told you so…”

“What if Ken-chan had touched it and gotten blown up?! Was it you?! You did it, didn’t you?!”

“I-It wasn’t meee~!”

THUMP… SMACK! WHAM! BAM!

Luna-sama beat down the demons who appeared in front of her without mercy. As she behaved in ways completely unbefitting a lord, I hurried after her, hoping to calm her down.

“Hmm, looks like Luna went that way… Now then, Aura. What will you do? Will you settle things with me right here?”

“No, I’m more concerned about the condition of some important stored documents. There’s some very detailed information about Ken-chan in there. I’ll avoid unnecessary fighting until I can confirm they’re safe.”

“I see… Then I’ll just roam around freely. I’ve been dying to blow off some steam from all this paperwork. And now, when no one can complain if I beat the crap out of my idiotic citizens—what a perfect chance to go wild!”

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“Ken-chaaaan! Please listen to me! Those people… They’re horrible! All I did was chant a little spell, and they all ganged up and hit me! That’s so unfair!”

“Unfair?”

“Yes! Luna-san, Aura-san, the Demon Lord—they were all unfair! I refuse to accept an ending like that!”

Swish~ Swish~ Swish~

Though she’d been covered in wounds earlier, Fiilia-san was now completely healed thanks to Mofune-san’s healing magic. Now, she was cradling me in her arms, leaning her body against mine like she was snuggling up to me.

“If I win by default like this, that means Ken-chan’s mine…”

“All right! Three minutes are up! Fiilia-san’s Ken-chan cuddle time is over! Please let go~!”

“Ah, wait! Wait! I haven’t… I haven’t smelled Ken-chan yet…! This pure, sacred, most beloved being in the whole world… If this is all the time I get with him, I can’t handle it!”

“Then please go line up properly again. If you can’t follow the rules, you can try again in your next life~♪”

“Uuuu… I’m sorry, Ken-chan! If only I hadn’t let my guard down… I knew you would’ve wanted to mate with me the most… We would’ve shared the deepest love… Ken-chaaaan!! KEN-CHAAAAAN!!”

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Fiilia… Failed her surprise attack and was forced to retire from the match. Time remaining until sunset: 2 hours and 32 minutes. Remaining participants: 832 / 1050