I Was Transported to Another World with a Male-to-Female Ratio of 1:3000 and Made into a Breeding Pet for the Demon Lord’s Army - 82

Chapter 82: Ken-chan Extremist! The Great Castle Siege Incident

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“S-So… It all started a week ago. With Ken-chan away, security around the castle had gotten lax, and suddenly, a large number of demons rushed in.”

Aura sat everyone down in chairs and began to calmly recount the events of the incident. She was still holding Ken-chan in her arms, which was annoying, but I knew interrupting would get us nowhere, so I bit my tongue and let it go.

Oh!~♥

He swung his legs back and forth idly. So cute. If I crouched just a little more, I might catch a glimpse of his underwear.

“Guh… Ow!”  “Oww…!”

Just as I leaned out of my chair and caught sight of the white fabric peeking out from his shorts, my head crashed right into Fiilia’s.

“Hey! What are you doing?! You’re in the way! Why are you sitting there like that!”

“T-That’s my line…! I was just about to see–I mean, I was listening seriously!”

“Liar! You just wanted a peek at Ken-chan’s pure white underwear, didn’t you? Wipe that creepy grin off your face!”

“I-It’s not like that! And why do you even know what color Ken-chan’s underwear is, Luna-san?!”

“Fool! I don’t need to look to know! I keep track of what color underwear Ken-chan is wearing 24/7, 365 days a year! Don’t underestimate me!”

“You two!!!”

Flinch!

“…If you’re not going to listen seriously, I can ban you from seeing Ken-chan. Is that okay with you two?”

“…Sorry.” “We’re sorry.”

She looked down at us with a cold smile that wasn’t smiling at all. I found myself obeying without thinking. I usually didn’t notice it, but tall people can be terrifyingly intimidating.

“Good. Now, let me explain again… According to the submitted report, it seems that the ones who caused this castle occupation incident were enthusiastic demons who used to attend ‘Ken-chan Zoo.’ They claim–“

【We paid good money for healing, but Ken-chan wasn’t there. That’s fraud! The only way to heal these wounded hearts is through direct action!】

“….And apparently they went on a rampage. I already knew Ken-chan was popular, but this is terrifying.”

“I see… But at that time, we happened to be on a relaxation trip to the Elven Forest, so they couldn’t meet Ken-chan. In a way, we got lucky.”

“But still, why are they barricading themselves in the castle even though Ken-chan isn’t there? They’ll just get kicked out once we return. Why not go home quietly? Utter fools.”

Indoor combat, where magic was hard to use, was beastkin speciality. In other words, we had the upper hand here. No one could stand against us in simple close-quarters combat. And attacking the Demon Lord Army’s HQ? That was just suicide. No matter how many of them came, they clearly didn’t know who they were dealing with.

“Well… Reportedly, over a thousand people stormed the castle. When you gather in numbers, it’s only natural that people get overconfident.”

“W-What!? Over a thousand!?”

“Yeah. And to make matters worse, a few of the beastkin inside the castle apparently defected. Because of that, our entire layout, secret paths, and blind spots in security were all completely exposed. During the first counterattack, they saw through everything and struck back.”

I take it back. They’re a serious pain in the ass!  Wait… 

I just realized that all my weapons and armor except my greatsword were still inside the castle! Grr… We never had the castle attacked before, so I never even considered this scenario. Could this be… Maybe we were in actual danger now?

No, it’ll be fine. Worst case, I just need to punch everyone.

“Oh, by the way, it seems the condition for them to surrender the castle is that all 1,000 of them get to ‘mate’ with Ken-chan.”

“Rejected! There’s no way we’re handing Ken-chan over to them!”

“Oh? Are you sure? Maybe this 1,000-person orgy could be the key to unlocking the forced mating route with Ken-chan.”

“Mating with a thousand people… Well, if I generously overlook that…No! I absolutely will not let anyone mate with him before me! Ken-chan’s first time belongs to me! To Luna!”

Ken-chan’s first time would be mine, no matter what. I would mark every inch of his skin. His neck, collarbone, arms, everywhere! I needed to mark him as proof that he belonged to me! Then all the other females would instinctively know, “He’s Luna’s.”

“I figured you’d say that, Luna, so I already made preparations. But don’t you have a more decent reason?”

“No!!!”

“Haah… I get that you want his ‘first time,’ but couldn’t you at least pretend you’re doing it for Ken-chan’s sake?”

“Hmph, you don’t understand, Aura! This is for Ken-chan’s happiness! He’s dying to give his first to me! Protecting that first time is protecting his happiness!”

Well… Every night I wait for him naked under the covers, and he never comes. Instead, he’s always happily flirting with Maru and the others… But! It’s just a matter of time before he comes to me. He’s just nervous now. 

“Really now… Poor Ken-chan, getting picked up by a lust-crazed maniac.”

“Lust… Lust-crazed maniac? What does…What does it mean… Please explain.”

“Oh my, you’ve already learned to ask things like that? You’re smart like me, Ken-chan. A ‘lust maniac’ is what we call pervy idiots like Luna.”

“Luna… lust maniac… Idiot?”

“Fufu. Yes. Try calling her that next time. She’ll probably cry from joy.”

“Okay… Thank you.”

“Hey! Don’t teach Ken-chan weird things! I’ve been raising him like a refined prince from a fairy tale! Keep your nonsense to yourself!!”

“…Isn’t that impossible as long as you’re around, Luna?”

“That’s not true! If I were a lust maniac, I’d have torn his clothes off and jumped him the moment I met him! You’re the one who attacked him on day one! You’re the lust-crazed pervert!”

“Hmm… Hard to deny. That was a sharp comeback, especially for you.”

“Then send Ken-chan over here! Being around a pervert like you will corrupt him!”

“Nope. Ken-chan just loves being hugged tightly by me.”

Squish!

“Aura… It’s embarrassing…”

Ken-chan and Aura rubbed cheeks together. Ken-chan squirmed bashfully, but a gentle smile naturally spread across his face.

“I won’t forgive this NTR!!!”

Clack…!

“Hey! Who’s the idiot opening the door?! We’re in an important meeting right now! No entry without-“

“Hmm… I see. Everyone’s here.”

“Wha-?! Demon Lord-sama!? Wh-Why are you here?!”

Frozen in fear from the terrifying aura, we turned to see the Demon Lord standing tall and composed at the door.

“Why? Because your castle is being occupied, isn’t it? I’m here to resolve that.”

“W-Wait, this is serious enough for the Demon Lord herself to step in?! Sure, Ken-chan’s home being targeted is a huge deal, but can’t we just solve it with brute force?”

“That would be fine, but since we’re not entirely blameless for the public’s unrest, I decided to come personally and resolve the situation to satisfy public opinion.”

Hmm, I see. But with the Demon Lord here, the problem is practically solved already!

Finally, I could get back to my comfy bed! I wanted to bury my face in Maru-chan and the others’ fluff and drift into warm dreams… I was so done waiting.

“Now then, let’s take Ken-chan and head to the castle. I don’t have all day.”

“Understood. Then let’s end the strategy meeting here. Actually, there is one more insanely serious issue, but… Compared to Ken-chan’s situation, it’s nothing but a trivial problem. I’ll tell you after it’s all over.”

Aura gathered her documents, and with that, everyone headed out with the servants and made their way to the castle.

Alright! Problem solved! Now I can sleep in my bed!

….Or so I thought.

“I hereby declare! At the end of this battle in the castle, the last one standing shall earn the right to mate with Ken-chan!”

“””UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH!!!”””

“WHY IS THIS HAPPENING???”

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