I Was Transported to Another World with a Male-to-Female Ratio of 1:3000 and Made into a Breeding Pet for the Demon Lord’s Army - 71

Chapter 71: I Will Never Forget You Part 2

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“Hey! Fiilia-san! No, Fiilia! Do you even understand what you’ve done?!”

“B-but…”

“Your ‘but’ doesn’t cut it! Because you set the forest on fire, we’re now wanted criminals in the village! We could have still explained ourselves, so why did you run away instead of answering the summons?!”

“Because I was scared… I heard that the village chief is really strict… I’m really afraid to get scolded…”

“That’s not my problem! Anyway, I’m going back to the village!”

“W-wait, please! If only you go back, it’ll look like everything was my fault! That’s not fair!”

Grab!

I hurriedly grabbed Lilith’s arm as she tried to head for the village. Just thinking about getting yelled at by that strict village chief gave me chills.

“A-and! I don’t even have enough money to pay a fine! If we go back like this, we’ll both end up thrown in jail! I don’t want to get stuck here after finally escaping the forest!”

“That’s… True for me too. Even now, I’m barely scraping by selling some of my mother’s old books just to eat…”

Lilith furrowed her brows, her face clouding with concern.

“If I sold my treasured heirloom,【The Next Doors Naughty Human Boy Loves His Smart Big Sister ♡ 4 Days and 3 Nights of Heart-Pounding Sleepover ♡】, maybe I could come up with the money. But that’s absolutely impossible. That book is a memento of my mother and my emotional support.”

“Then let’s run away together, Lilith-san. It’s not like we killed anyone…All we did was, at most, burn down a forest!”

“You just casually said the absolute worst thing an elf could say… I heard elves revere nature so much they consider forests and animals as sacred.”

Sure, elves love nature. But that’s that, and this is this!

“Please, I’m begging you! The request of my life! Let’s run away together! An elf’s ‘one and only lifetime plea’ is super precious! When I’m famous, you can brag about it to other humans!!”

Shake shake shake shake!

“Ah, fine, just stop shaking me! I want to mate with a male too, so I’ll go with you, alright?!”

“A-ah, okay… Let’s call it fate then… It’s nice to have you on board. Ehehe, my first ever companion, acquired!”

“Haa… What’s going to happen to my life now…”

And so, from then on, we continued our carefree travels, visiting one place after another, defeating monsters, gathering medicinal herbs, and chasing our goal of mating with a male.

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“Lilith! I challenge you fair and square for tonight’s dinner!”

“Just for today, I absolutely want meat… I can’t stand drinking that elf-specialty herbal soup anymore…! I won’t lose!”

“Rock, paper… scissors!”

“Ugyahhhhhh! Herbal soup againnnnn!!!”

“Fufufu… That makes ten wins in a row! Did you see that? This is what talent looks like!”

“There’s no such thing as talent in rock-paper-scissors! Are you cheating with magic or something?! …Hey! Like I said yesterday, don’t put those purple mushrooms in there!”

“It’s fine… I’ll cast a detoxifying spell afterward!”

“That’s not the main problem here!”

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“Hey, I just read in a book… Apparently, males instinctively feel afraid when they see us females?”

“E-eh, no way… Then what do we do?! I can’t stand the thought of finally meeting a male only to be rejected on sight!”

“Umm… According to Daily: Inside the Male Mind, changing the way we speak is effective. Just by adding “desu” or “masu” to the end of our sentences, we’ll sound softer and make males feel safe.”

“I see. Like this… Desu.”

“Fufu…That’s not bad.”

“You just laughed, didn’t you… desu! I’m serious here… desu. I’m doing it right… desu!”

“Pfft… Hehe… Ahahahaha!”

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“Lilith? You’ve been reading that book forever, I’m bored… desu. Pay attention to me.”

“No. Right now, the male protagonist is solving the case through mating—this is the most emotional scene in the whole series, so be quiet… It’s the highlight of this story.”

“We’ve been traveling together for ten years—What’s more important, me or that book?!”

“The book! …Oh, there’s an illustration here, nice touch. This part of the mystery! Matching the bite marks during mating with the culprit’s teeth marks… This part is so moving. I wish they’d do another crossover with the phantom thief Lupanpan III over sperm stakes, but every time they do, they end up with more kids, which is so annoying.”

“I’m bored… desu! Let’s play a board game! The rules are simple: the first to capture the male piece wins, and it’s super fun!”

“Shut it! If you’re that bored, why don’t you read a book too? The first volume is right there!”

“Ugh… books are precious for teaching about males, and I’m grateful for them, but I don’t like anything except mating books. I get sleepy just following the words.”

“Then just stare at the sky or something… huh!? Why is the mating scene so short?! This is a crucial moment in the investigation! Orgy-neesan should have joined in so the scene would last longer!”

“Haa… I’ve been ignored. Fine. I’ll read you the book as a lullaby to help me sleep.”

Flip… flip… Flip… flip flip… Flipflipflipflip… Snap!

“Lilith! Lilith! Do you have any more books!? I finished them all already!”

“Eh, good morning… Wait, you finished them all? Did you stay up all night?!”

“Ehehe… Yes, I’m embarrassed to say, but before I knew it, morning had come…”

“Unbelievable… huh? Ahhh! That one! That’s the newest release! Why did you read it without asking?! I was saving it to enjoy later!”

“It was so good I couldn’t stop myself… I can’t believe the culprit was that promiscuous—”

“Stop! I haven’t read it yet, don’t spoil it for me!”

“S-sorry… But I’m dying to know what happens next… I want more books.”

“No way.”

“Wh-why not! Lilith, you’re so mean… desu!”

“That’s the latest volume in the series, there’s nothing more! If you’re that desperate, why don’t you write one yourself?! Hmph!”

“Write it myself… I never considered that option… I guess I’ll start with a picture book! I’ll draft it with my magic pen on drawing paper…”

Scribble scribble…

“Huh… Your line work and composition are actually pretty good. I’m looking forward to seeing how it turns out… Don’t disappoint me, okay?”

“Fufufu… I’ll create a moving masterpiece full of tears, laughter, and deep emotion! …Oh, by the way, the culprit in that book was the human Yas—desu.”

“Fiiliaaaaaa!!!”

And so, repeating these everyday antics, we continued our travels to many places. I truly believed without a doubt that I’d always be able to search for a male together with Lilith.

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