I Was Transported to Another World with a Male-to-Female Ratio of 1:3000 and Made into a Breeding Pet for the Demon Lord’s Army - 7

Chapter 7: Let’s Strip, Shall We?~

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 Because of the vomiting incident earlier, both I and this child ended up completely filthy, so we decided to take a bath together. Well, so we decided, but…

“Luna-sama! Me too! Please let me bathe with you too! I don’t care if my salary gets docked—just let me see a male human’s naked body!”

“You’re planning to do something lewd, aren’t you!? Just like in those mating books from the human world?!”

“I’m about to lose the rich, intoxicating scent of a male from this towel! Please let me eat some more of his clothes!”

BANG! BANG! BANG!

Somehow, word had gotten out about this human male. Not only the maids but even the clerks who were here on business had gathered outside the door.

This is bad… If I don’t do something about them, this is going to turn into a full-blown orgy in the bathtub! I need to redirect their attention somewhere else!

“Oh, that reminds me. As an apology for suspecting poisoning earlier, I handed over the spoon and dishes the male used to the head chef. I wonder what she’s doing with them right about now… Surely she wouldn’t be licking them all over… But I mean… If… If by some chance she’s licking them… I think she should still be in the kitchen…”

Twitch!

As if the chaos just moments ago had been an illusion, the entire area fell completely silent.

“What did you just say!? If that treasure exists, I’ll never have to worry about finding side-dish material for the rest of my life!”

“Wait, so… An indirect kiss…? Whoa, that’s basically the same as mating! That’s incredible!”

“Even though the moon isn’t out, we’re still at a disadvantage against both Luna-sama and Lammy-sama with this many people… Alright! Change of target to the head chef! Everyone, move out!”

“OHHHH!”

“Mmph!”

Stomp stomp stomp…

“Phew… Looks like they took the bait. Now, while we have the chance…”

CLANK!

I carefully scanned the area, confirming that no one was lurking nearby, and then firmly locked the door leading to the changing room.

“Now we can relax… Hm?”

From the direction of the kitchen, I suddenly heard the unmistakable sounds of things being smashed apart.

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“Hand over that spoon along with your whole arm! 【Wind Circle!】”

CLANG!

“Damn it! It’s not just the head chef! Every single chef has joined forces against us! This is bad! They’re about to counterattack!”

BANG! BOOM!

“As expected from some of the top-ranked cooks in the demon realm. Their fire magic is on a whole different level…! But… Even they shouldn’t be able to keep casting such powerful spells indefinitely!”

SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP!

“Wha—!? Those bastards! They’re replenishing their lost magic by licking the human male’s spoon! Curse them! Just look at those satisfied faces…!”

KA-BOOM!

“Cough! Cough! Onee-chan! You can’t die here! That night, we promised we’d both mate with the male together, remember!? We promised we would do xxx and yyy, right?! Onee-chaaan!!!”

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The noises coming from the kitchen were starting to sound like an all-out war, but… Well, I was probably just imagining things.

Yes, I had to be imagining it.

“Alright then, let’s get these filthy clothes off, shall we~? Can you undress by yourself~? Oh, well done, you did such a great job—… Now it’s time to mate! Ah, wait, no, we’re just going to take a bath and get nice and clean~”

“Ugh… Stripping in front of someone he just met is a bit…Mmmh…! I… I can’t hold myself anymore…”

Thump thump thump thump thump thump

“Haa… Haa… A male is standing before me in nothing but his underwear… The only possible conclusion is—MATING!”

I tried to stay calm, but the moment I laid eyes on a male’s bare body for the first time in my life, my reasoning was obliterated. My mind became completely consumed with one thing—mating.

What the hell is that soft, squishy, delicate body that looks like it was born just for mating!? 💢 There was no muscle on him at all! Not even the slightest bit meant for battle! 💢 He was practically screaming “Please ravage me however you like♡” with that body! And on top of that, with such an alluring appearance, he still didn’t have a single bite mark on his neck… It was a pure ‘Clean Neck’!? (A term among beastmen for virgins.)

This is just way too obscene…

“Mating! Mating!! Matinggggg!!!”

“Luna-sama, please calm down. Also, you’ve been shouting ‘mating’ every ten seconds since earlier… Are you actually planning to do it after this?”

As she finished undressing and was now down to her underwear like me, Lammy suddenly asked a very blunt question.

“I want to…! If possible, I want to squeeze every last drop of this child’s essence from him until he loses consciousness!”

“Me too!”

“…However! I’ve already decided that my first time must be a passionate, love-filled mating session that lasts until morning! More importantly, cross-species mating is a huge strain on the male! And he was just attacked by monsters not long ago! If I force myself on him here and he ends up hating me… Just thinking about it is unbearable! I’d bite my own tongue and die!”

“Me too! But… Will we really be able to hold back? To be honest, just being in the bath with him is making me lose my grip on reality. Right now, I’m barely managing to distract myself with vivid fantasies of drowning him in a mating session with me, but… I feel like I’m about to lose the ability to tell fantasy from reality…” (Flick flick)

Lammy, unable to contain her excitement, flicked her tongue like she always did when faced with her favorite food.

“I feel the same way! But we can’t leave this task to anyone else…”

Unfortunately, no matter who in this mansion I entrusted him to, I could only see a future where he ended up being violated.

“Haah… At the very least, I should have him wrap a towel around himself to cover his body. Just looking at it makes my head spin. Though, even then, I don’t know if I can keep my rationality intact.”

Was there any way to bathe this child without losing control of myself?

『This is another world, yet there are things like hair dryers and mirrors…(funya funya funya)… I wonder if they have coffee milk too? The last time I drank it was five years ago with Dad…(funya funya funya) I’d love to have it again…(funya funya funya) I wonder if the two of them are doing well…(funya funya funya)』

Maybe I should just have him bathe alone… No, this child was a stray who had lived in the wild. Seeing how he was fidgeting curiously in front of the devices in the dressing room and tilting his head to the side while making little confused noises, it was clear I couldn’t just leave him alone. He probably didn’t even know how to use a bathtub. And if he slipped and hit his head or ended up drowning, that would be a disaster!

“Then, Luna-sama, how about you temporarily forget that he is a human male and just think of him as a pet you’re washing? After all, we intend to treat him like a pet from now on. Consider this as a practice. What do you think?”

“….A pet, a pet… I see. That might actually be a good strategy.”

“Fortunately, even though he is a human male, he’s only about 1.5 meters tall. He’s still in his growth phase. Since we are both more than twice his size, instead of lust, we might be able to approach this with maternal instincts and a protective sense.”

“…That makes sense… Yes, I feel like this might actually work! Then, as someone who has raised countless magical beasts, I shall teach you the proper way to wash a creature!”

“Please do.”

“…Alright, let’s head to the washing area now~ Don’t be scared~ It actually feels really good, so you can relax~”

Grab!

『I can walk on my own, so let me go! (funya funya funya) Whoa! Your chest is way too close! (funya funya funya)』

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＜Isekai Terminology Guide＞

Clean Neck: The beastkin equivalent of virginity.

Meaning:

A term primarily used among beastkin. In beastkin mating culture, it is customary to leave a strong bite mark on the neck, signifying their bond. A neck without scars means that person has never mated before. However, in recent years, advancements in healing magic have allowed for complete removal of bite marks immediately after mating, making this term somewhat controversial and no longer an absolute indicator of virginity.

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