I Was Transported to Another World with a Male-to-Female Ratio of 1:3000 and Made into a Breeding Pet for the Demon Lord’s Army - 31

Chapter 31: Please Be Quiet During the Movie! 💢 Part 2

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【Apparently, this child’s name is Ken, and it seems he was raised by monsters. Everyone, make sure to call him Ken-chan!】

Raised by monsters… Ah, that would be what was commonly known as a “stray.” I had heard that female children abandoned by parents who wanted to raise a male, or demi-humans left in the forest under the guise of special training to become strong, often disappeared without a trace and became strays. In that case… Could it be, this child was abandoned too? No. I doubt anyone would be foolish enough to abandon a male, so he must have escaped from somewhere. Either way, his background was truly saad indeed. 

【“I’m just so glad Ken-chan has regained his energy. Lammy, don’t you think so too?”】

【“Yes and it seems that Ken-chan really loves us, demi-humans. He hugs us like this every single day, and honestly, I just don’t know what to do! Ohohohoho!”】

On the screen, Ken-chan was trembling as he pressed his small body tightly against Luna-sama’s.

Ahh, how envious.

【“If Ken-chan is this affectionate, then maybe, with enough love and gentle care, he could have lovey-dovey mating sessions with any species of demi-human.”】

【”That’s right! It seems Ken-chan really, really loves us demi-humans. He’s still a child now, but in a few more years, he’ll be ready for all the lovey-dovey mating he wants!”】

“Lovey-dovey mating… Lovey-dovey mating all he wants! Thank you, Luna-sama! No, Mother-in-law! I swear I’ll make Ken-chan happy!”

“A legendary being said to exist only in fantasy because human male hate it…”

“What legend? I want to do it! I want to have lovey-dovey mating with Ken-chan! I want him to be the one who makes the first move proactively!”

I also wanted to try the kind of mating shown in mating guides where he was high on catnip! Oh! Speaking of which, I had heard that in the human race’s black markets, there was a special kind of catnip illegally sold, made specifically for humans… My dreams had expanded. It had a whole universe now!

【“Oh! Look at that! There’s a bug toy that Ken-chan just loves!”】

【So Luna-sama has brought a delicious-looking insect-shaped toy just for Ken-chan! What kind of reaction will he have, I wonder?】

【“Here! It’s a toy for you, Ken-chan!~”】

What was placed on Ken-chan’s head was an insect toy that looked so real and delicious.

It had been a while since I last ate one. I used to catch and eat bugs like that with Gerbera back in the day… How nostalgic.

【Oh dear, it looks like Ken-chan was so excited to have his favorite bug placed on his head that he fainted! Isn’t that adorable?】

【As you can see, males are fragile creatures who pass out from just a little stimulation, so please be cautious when interacting with them.】

“C-Cute…!”

Ken-chan had rolled over on his back with his belly exposed, looking completely defenseless like he was surrendering everything. His plump, squishy tummy was right there, and I couldn’t suppress the urge to touch it.

I mean, he’s totally tempting me, right? He’s totally seducing me through the screen, right? If he wants to be kidnapped so badly, he doesn’t need to act so cute about it… It’s okay. I’ll come get you right away, Ken-chan♡

【What a surprise! Ken-chan has something to say to all of you living in the Demon Realm. It’s a very important message, so be sure to listen carefully, okay?】

Hehehe, I wonder what it is. A love confession, maybe? Well, there’s no helping it. My salary isn’t that great, but if it’s for Ken-chan, I’ll work myself to the bone without sleep♡

【(Um, why am I the only one with a camera pointed at me?)】

Subtitles: Hello, everyone in the Demon Realm! Nice to meet you!

As Ken-chan’s soft, squishy voice played, a woman’s voice overlapped it.

“Don’t dub over it! I can’t hear the male’s voice!”

“We’re interpreting it however we want, so don’t add in the disturbing female dub!”

“Ughhhhh… This is why people who dub pet videos are the worst!”

Apparently, the audience hated this dub system so much. The theater was filled with angry shouts.

“Perish~★”

Even Gerbera beside me threw her empty drink cup at the screen in frustration. I should throw something too…

【(What’s with the mouth-moving gesture… Am I supposed to talk?)】

Subtitles: “I really, really love demi-humans! My dream is to have mating sessions with everyone someday!”

【(Also! I’m about ready to snap from having that centipede placed on my head by Luna-sama! Is that some kind of cultural thing!? Ugh… Just thinking about it again pisses me off! I could totally win in court if I sue, right!?)】

Subtitles: “But! I’m still a kid, so I can’t make babies just yet… But don’t worry! I’m having a great time every day with Luna, who ‘rescued’ me! In fact, she fed me tons of yummy mealworms yesterday!”

【(Also, why do we keep eating bug-looking stuff for dinner!? It doesn’t even taste bad, but… The visual of this bug-looking thing is causing me mental strain. I just can’t handle it!)】

Subtitles:

“So please don’t do anything barbaric like storming the castle… Of course, it’s totally welcome if you just want to bring me presents!”

【(I know I’m probably being selfish considering I’m being taken care of, but still, I’m just really bugged right now! …This part’s definitely going to get cut, right?)】

Subtitles: “Also, I don’t like people who resort to kidnapping or violence, so I don’t want to mate with anyone like that. I like gentle, refined people… Got it?”

【(AAAAHHHH! But I still hate bugs! I hate bugs! I HATE BUUUUGS!!)】

Subtitles: “I want to grow up fast and start making babies with everyone!~♥ Bye-bye for now!”

【And that’s all for Ken-chan’s message!】

His voice was buried by the dub, so much so that I couldn’t make it out well, but… He seemed to be groaning with a really sad expression on his face… Or maybe it was just my imagination?

【So, everyone in the Demon Realm, let’s gently and patiently watch over Ken-chan so that one day, we can all have lovey-dovey mating with him! We look forward to seeing you in the next installment! Narration provided by Launed of the Avian Beast Tribe, warbler subspecies.】

【Production Studio】

Immorta Gargoyle Alucard

【Cast】

Luna-sama

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【Contributors】

Demon Lord

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AND YOU!

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With cheerful music playing in the background, the staff credits continued to roll for several minutes.

Snap!

Eventually, a large text  that read “To be continued…” appeared on the screen, and the lights in the room slowly came back on.

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I felt like I had just witnessed a historic turning point, surrounded by overwhelming grandeur.

Even now, after the movie had ended, the pounding of my heart remained as a quiet echo deep within.

“…………Um.”

There were too many things I wanted to say. Gratitude for inviting me to see this amazing movie…A request to have more information about Ken-chan… Plans to adjust my schedule so I could meet him in person… But first, we needed to address this pressing issue.

“Shall we go buy some diapers for now?”

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【What is “Immorta Gargoyle Alucard”?】

A recently established film company created thanks to the development of new recording technologies. There are currently only four film studios in the Demon Realm. Though movie culture isn’t exactly widespread in the demon realm, most cities have theaters thanks to the Demon Lord’s decision. She thought, “Oh, this’ll make fooling the citizens easy!” Incidentally, the Demon Lord also personally reviews the final version of the demon newspaper.

To establish this film company, Lumia received startup funds under the condition that she name the company after her mother, Alucard. However, the name was deemed too long by the public, and most people now refer to the company simply as “IGA.”

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