I Was Transported to Another World with a Male-to-Female Ratio of 1:3000 and Made into a Breeding Pet for the Demon Lord’s Army - 30
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【This is the Forest of Demon Wolves, a place teeming with countless monsters. Deep within this forest, we found Demon Lord Army Executive Luna-sama and her secretary, Lammy-sama, giving us an exclusive, up-close interview.】
With the forest in the background, Luna-sama, who had been entrusted with the task of overseeing the region, answered questions with a calm expression on her face. Her voice overlapped with the gentle narration echoing throughout the auditorium.
“Fwaaah…”
Luna-sama spoke dispassionately about the heavy responsibilities she bore as a Demon Lord Army Executive and the missions she had to fulfill. The content was certainly admirable, but her completely monotone delivery made it feel like she was just reading off a script. It became so soporific that it started to make the audience drowsy.
Did I almost die for this?
【Funya~!】
【At that very moment, a mysterious scream echoed from within the forest. Luna-sama is already moving to investigate the source!】
【”We’re rolling the camera live right now—look! There’s a creature all tattered and torn, being attacked by a slime!”】
“So… So lewd.”
Displayed on screen was an adorable creature clad in a flimsy outfit that offered virtually no protection and was now drenched in slimy fluid. The creature wore an expression tinged with melancholy, as if dissatisfied with something.
“Phew…”
The sight sent a wave of heat spreading through my lower belly, but I steadied my breathing and tried to regain my composure. It was probably a woman dressed as a man. There was no way they’d conveniently find a real male—an actual male—in a place like that… Or so I told myself that,but the overwhelmingly sensual sight left my heart in disarray.
Frustratingly enough, for the first time in my life, I found myself wanting to make a cross-dressing actor soaking wet.
“Cute! Cute! Cute! Ken-chan looks super adorable when he moves!! I’m actually watching Ken-chan moving!!♡”
“What the hell is with that see-through pervy outfit!? 💢 Didn’t I tell you already!? Don’t show your skin to any female other than me! 💢 Guess I’ll have to give you a slow and sticky lesson to discipline you! 💢”
“Ken-chan! I’ll lick off all that awful slime for you right now! Did you know dragon tongues have antibacterial properties? Lick♡ Lick♡ Lick♡ Lick♡”
Apparently, the rest of the audience felt the same as I did—shouts and heated voices reverberated through the hall.
I see, this is the infamous Ken-chan. No wonder everyone’s obsessed with him.
【It may be hard to believe, but it seems this little one ended up in a mutual knockout with the slime. Ahh~ Such a weak yet endearing creature.】
A mutual knockout with a slime…? Could something that weak even exist?
Slimes were highly adaptable creatures capable of surviving in both mountains and seas. They existed in virtually every region. Furthermore, their ability to reproduce asexually meant their population numbers were extremely high.
Hence why, among scholars, there was a common saying: “If you wanted to know the survival baseline of a land, you started by observing the local slimes.” In other words, a creature that couldn’t even defeat a slime simply shouldn’t have existed.
There’s something fishy about this….
It was such a waste, considering how that actor was cute enough to be mistaken for a real male.
【Luna-sama! It seems this child is a human male. Let’s ‘protect’ him at the castle for now. Yes, this is ‘protection’ to preserve his life—not kidnapping.】
So that’s it.
I had been wondering what race he was since he had no horns or tail, but it turned out he was actually a human male…
Wait. What?
“Eh… A human male? A real one? …No, that has to be just his character setting.”
“Fufufu, so that’s how you’re reacting… Nnn~♡. Actually, today’s issue of the Magic News… Mmmh~♡… had a report that the Demon Realm Army officially announced the protection of a human male. Ooh~hi♡… And with photos, no less. The whole Demon Realm is in chaos right now.”
“You’re kidding me…”
While squirming in her seat, Gerbera explained the situation to me.
Apparently, his name was Ken-chan, and it had been officially decided that he would be protected under the name of the Demon Lord herself. Right. Ken-chan was a genuine, bona fide male. Furthermore, he was expected to mate with all races, and this was just a preparation period until he came of age.
“So that’s why the town’s gone silent and people are fighting over tickets…”
If a photo of a male arrived at your home, who could possibly focus on work? It was simply the instinctual behavior of any female to gaze at that single image from morning to night. And if there were tickets that let you see a living, breathing male in person? Of course people would be willing to kill for them.
Damn it! If I hadn’t missed this morning’s issue of the Magic News, I could’ve skipped work and drowned myself in this frenzy too! I regret it so much!
【Now then, the human male, exhausted from the slime attack, is brought back to the castle. Luna-sama is going to give him a bath herself.】
“A-a-a-a male! N-naked!! A naked male!!! ”
A naked human male. I had only ever seen that in mating books.
In the first place, a male’s naked body was so precious that even photos of naked male were designated “forbidden in the Demon Realm.” My library only had a few volumes with such images…
And now I could see it on video!?
Wait, will I be silenced for this later…? No! If I get to witness a male’s beautiful naked body, I don’t care what happens to me! In fact, I want to die! Let me die!!
【Now, let’s lather you up real good~】
Gulp…
【The human male’s body is extremely delicate. To avoid dislocating his arms, you must gently wash him like so.】
【Sparkle~!】
“…Huh?”
My expectations were thoroughly betrayed. The male’s body was wrapped in a mysterious white light, making it impossible to even make out his silhouette. In fact, about 80% of the screen was engulfed in blinding white light.
“You’ve got to be kidding! What is this mysterious light?! It’s so unnatural!”
“I can’t even see his face properly! Let us see Ken-chan’s Ken-chan!”
“Damn it all!!”
Naturally, the movie theatre erupted in boos and outrage. Whoever edited this video was probably laughing hysterically in front of the monitor while ogling at Ken-chan’s naked body… We must track them down and kill them.
【A word of caution regarding the water temperature: According to Aura-sama, a specialist in human studies, humans are unlike us demons. They feel pain at temperatures as low as 80°C, and their skin will blister. When bathing them, start around 40°C and gradually raise the temperature while watching their reactions.】
【SSSHHHHHHHHHH—】
【(HOTTTT!!!)】
【After a warm shower, this little one is mewling adorably, clearly enjoying himself. Glad we got that slime off you!】
I strained my eyes, desperately trying not to blink, focusing every fiber of my being on the possibility of catching even a split-second glimpse of Ken-chan’s nudity. But the screen mercilessly shifted to a different room with a table.
My disappointment was short-lived, though. In the corner of the room sat Ken-chan—his hair slicked down, and his damp clothes clinging sweetly to his body.
I can see it! I can see Ken-chan spreading his arms as if to say, “Dig in~♡”, inviting me in! I can see the expression on his face as he melts completely in my embrace!
“Just from watching this video today, my fantasy database has gone through a massive update!”
I turned to thank Gerbera, who sat beside me, but she was completely absorbed in her enjoyment. I decided to express my gratitude after the show ended. As I mentally offered my respect to the one who invited me—Gerbera—I slowly reached my hand toward my crotch too.
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【About the Monster Known as Slime】
People from other worlds might explain that slimes are weak monsters, but that assessment only holds when compared to other magical beasts. They are by no means safe for us humans.
Slimes are omnivorous and capable of surviving even in polluted environments, with exceptionally high reproductive capabilities. As a result, in the wild, most mid-sized monsters weaker than slimes have already been hunted to extinction. Because of this, slimes have come to be recognized as the “weakest.”
<Conclusion>
Slimes cannot be defeated with handguns alone. You’ll need firepower equivalent to a shotgun or magic tools capable of releasing magic energy. Under no circumstances should you approach them carelessly.
(Naturally, otherworlders can take them down barehanded.)
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