I Was Transported to Another World with a Male-to-Female Ratio of 1:3000 and Made into a Breeding Pet for the Demon Lord’s Army - 142

Chapter 142: I Was Transported to Another World and Made into an Idol Pet

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Note: Current Ken-chan is 152 cm tall, a 17-year-old. A cute-type boy with a typical medieval face. Wonderful, isn’t he?

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“Ow, ow, ow… Human tribe magic packs quite a punch, doesn’t it?”

One hour had passed since the war began. The more we tried to push into the town, the more humans swarmed out, preventing us from advancing as planned. The battle situation remained in a deadlock, with advances and retreats continuing. Seeing that, I had no choice but to withdraw temporarily and have Lammy treat the still-hot burn marks.

“Ken-chaaan… I’ll help right awaaay… urp. I feel sick…”

By the way, Fiilia was completely down. Due to the effects of using a massive amount of magic all at once, she could barely stand. Who would have thought that Fiilia, usually so unreliable, could shatter a wall to pieces in an instant… Lammy’s words—“Even if she looks like that, she gets it done when it counts”—hadn’t been a lie.

Flap!

“Yo, Demon Lord! We dragonkin, plus the bird-beastkin we linked up with along the way, have arrived. The bovine beastkin should catch up soon too.”

Just as I stood up to prepare for another charge, Draco, one of the Demon Lord’s executives, dove down at the perfect timing. She delivered the message straight to the Demon Lord.

“Good work on the report. The newspapers should have been distributed this morning, but that’s quite the early arrival.”

“Hah? Of course it is. How could I take it easy when my super important husband has been kidnapped? If I did, our kid would laugh at me!”

“I see… Hm? Our kid, you say?”

“Yeah, the child I have with Ken-chan. I held them up at the wedding, remember?”

“????”

Upon hearing Draco’s words, the Demon Lord’s face turned into a perfect blank stare. That was the face she made when she was debating whether to give up on thinking altogether.

“Well… Whatever, it doesn’t matter at this point. With preparations complete, we’ll end this in one go. If the human tribe’s spirits break and the males do something weird, it’ll be a hassle.”

With that declaration, the Demon Lord issued precise orders to the gathering demons one after another, swiftly forming up ranks in an instant.

“By the way, Demon Lord. About that ‘secret weapon’ you mentioned before… Shouldn’t we be on guard for it? Well, I figure we dragonkin can handle it, though.”

“Secret weapon… What’s that?”

“You know… A few years back, I warned you not to attack the humans carelessly because they have some powerful secret weapon.”

“Oh yeah… I did leak that info…”

Upon hearing the words “secret weapon,” the Demon Lord’s gaze drifted into space as if pulling at past memories, her eyes distant somewhere far away. Secret weapon… I’d never seen it myself, but the rumors said it was a terrifying thing that made those who beheld it lose the will to fight, or blew their minds the instant they faced it.

“Well… Whatever. I’ll handle the secret weapon myself, so don’t worry about it. You lot just charge straight into the town! Now, let’s go save Ken-chan!”

“””Ooooh! For our husband!!!”””

In response to that rallying cry, the demon forces surged from the sky all at once. The overwhelming sight of countless black shadows overlapping and filling the sky carried a pressure so intense it naturally stole one’s breath.

“Fire! First, burn away those pesky spearmen!”

In the Demon Lord’s strategy, the dragonkin would scorch the armored foes, creating an opening for us beastkin to swiftly take down the mages. This was the decisive operation that would tip the scales of victory. With the barriers broken now, the humans had no means to counter the fireballs raining from above or the assaults. They had no escape at all. With this, the battle was completely over.

Rattle, rattle…!

“Everyone, make way! The Savior graces us with his presence!”

“Mm… What is that?”

Just when it seemed the dragonkin forces had scared them into a temporary retreat, multiple wagons dragging enormous cargo beds appeared. All eyes turned at once to the object that seemed utterly out of place on the battlefield.

“Could that be… the rumored human tribe’s secret weapon?!”

“It’s possible… But whatever it is. It has such a bizarre structure, like a theater stage.”

As Lammy pointed out, the cargo bed spread wide sideways, crammed full of incomprehensible tools and devices. The machine attached to the top looked at first glance like lights… But what on earth were they for?

Bang!

“Wh-what is it!? An attack!?”

As we stared fixedly at the wagon, the cargo bed roared with a deafening noise and exploded.

From within, thick white smoke billowed up, covering the surroundings as if to conceal whatever was inside. Seeing that, Lammy and I braced ourselves…

“Ev-everyone~ Thank you so much for coming for me today!”

From beyond the smoke, an angel gracefully descended.

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“I’m so happy that so many people came!”

Gripping the magic tool that amplified sound, I delivered a voice so syrupy sweet it made even me feel nauseous. I’d trained hard wishing to learn magic, but I never imagined the first time it’d be useful would be in a form like this. I’d dreamed of something more like… Being attacked by a ferocious monster, awakening in a desperate situation. After training with that hot scenario in mind, a swirl of indescribably complex emotions churned inside me.

“Hey… is that Ken-chan? That’s my husband Ken-chan, right?”

“Yes. My husband Ken-chan is wearing a frilly outfit… Is this a dream?“

“Ah, there’s a lot I’d like to say, but more than that…“

“Damn, he’s so freaking hot! Who cares about the details!!!“

The humans and demons, who should have been hurling insults and lost in battle just moments ago, now stared wide-eyed in shock. Some stood there slack-jawed, their faces plainly showing confusion and bewilderment. That was only natural. After all, I was now clad in some so-called traditional costume—a frilly outfit—and had suddenly appeared, spouting nonsense.

“Everyone~ You’re not fighting, are you~? I hate people who use violence~”

Moreover, this outfit exposed so much skin, like a dancer’s costume. I was practically naked. The frills on the thighs were lace-like and sheer, embarrassingly transparent enough to make one want to look away. I was extremely curious how this looked to the surrounding demons, but honestly, I didn’t want to hear their thoughts if I could help it.

“Now, I’ll sing for everyone! Oh, and of course, lower your swords and listen with clear ears, okay!”

Why did I have to do something this embarrassing… I’d been instructed to draw as much attention as possible, so I’d recalled an idol I’d seen long ago and imitated her, but it had completely backfired. But hey, what choice did I have? Locked away in the hospital, the only way I could imagine attracting people’s eyes was by acting like an idol.

“I know you get it, but I won’t mate with anyone who fights during the song, even till death♡”

And on top of this getup, I had to perform the humiliating act of singing and dancing. Even told to do it sober, there was no way I could. It was utterly impossible. I had to don a mask of someone else and play the role to endure it.

“I love everyone, lovey-dovey kiss~♡ Stop fighting, okay~♪”

Frill♡ Frill♡♡♡ Frill♡ Frill♡♡♡

“Kyaaww! Ken-chan is kyaaww! The best ever!”

Frill♡ Frill♡♡♡ Frill♡ Frill♡♡♡

Ugh… The choreography happens automatically, but having to sing this headache-inducing song while relying on cue cards is just insane.

“Shiny call for happy time! I’ll blow away the clouds of fighting!”

Honestly, I wanted to cry… I wanted to break down sobbing right now, but with lives on the line, I couldn’t run or slack off. Did I do something bad enough to deserve this kind of treatment?

“Hey, listen? I’ll take all your desires~♪”

… Mwah♡

“He, he just blew a kiss at me! No mistake! At me!”

Glancing sideways at Lammy-san slamming her tail against the ground thwack thwack, I just kept singing. It was nothing but repeating the task of voicing each word on the cue cards one by one. Completely suppressing my emotions, emptying my mind to sing.

“Stop the fighting~♪ I want to mate with everyone…♡”

“””Me too♡♡♡”””

And so, the war that had raged for centuries came to an end. Peace was brought to this world by the singing voice of the angel who suddenly descended upon the battlefield…

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【The Ken-chan Statue That Saved the World】

Statues of gold depicting Ken-chan—who appeared dashingly on what should have been a battlefield leading to world collapse, and saved the world with his song—stand in various places throughout the otherworld. They are meticulously maintained daily and bustle with tourists and locals, so if you visit the demon realm, be sure to stop by and enjoy the sight.

<Caution!>

Of course, do not steal or graffiti the gold statues. This isn’t for moral reasons. Numerous precedents have been reported where groups worshiping the Ken-chan statues chase perpetrators to the ends of hell to “kill” them or “force them into marriage.”  Even if you are the victim, those groups inherit the will of a certain ancient “organization” and wield immense power, so we at the Demon Realm Administrative Bureau cannot assist even if you file a complaint.

Note: Who was the idiot who added a clothing purge function to the Ken-chan statue? The function referenced from Japanese plastic models? And seriously, stop mass-producing Ken-chan statues. We don’t need different poses of Ken-chan statues.

—Excerpt from How to Walk in Another World (2046edition)

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