I Was Transported to Another World with a Male-to-Female Ratio of 1:3000 and Made into a Breeding Pet for the Demon Lord’s Army - 11

Chapter 11: The Demon Lord’s Army’s Tense Meeting

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“I refuse to accept this! Why should I hand over this child—who is more precious to me than my own life—to the dragon race?!”

Gasp!

“Ah, sorry for shouting so suddenly. That must’ve startled you, huh? There, there, don’t worry, Onee-san isn’t scary at all… Sniff, sniff… Ahhh, what a wonderful scent.”

Even in my presence—the Demon Lord—Luna, the youngest of the Demon Lord’s army executives and a beastman of the wolf tribe, was sitting there. She looked completely entranced, with a human on her lap. Despite being feared by both humans and demons alike as Moonlight Luna, there was no trace of that terrifying presence in her now.

“There’s no point complaining, you damn heat-crazed woman! Our race is on the verge of extinction because the last fertile male dragon died a year ago. If things continue like this, we won’t be able to leave behind any offspring, and our entire species will be wiped out! Come visit our village once! Everyone’s practically lost their minds, trying to suppress their urge to massacre humans just to distract themselves from the despair!”

“…Is it really that bad for the dragon race? I mean, there are still beastmen males around fifty years old…”

“Yeah, well, every single one of our females who go to war has the same crazed look in their eyes. They were muttering things like (Humans… Kill… Males… Take…). No one’s listening to orders anymore. When I issued the retreat command, they ignored it and charged straight into battle instead. They nearly gave me a heart attack.”

“Ugh… Just hearing about this is giving me a headache. Leading such a group sounds like a nightmare.”

“Right?! Thanks to that, my desk is overflowing with reports of disaster after disaster… So, hurry up and hand over the male! Don’t worry, I’ll take good care of him.♡”

“No way in hell! There’s no way I’m handing this boy over to some perverted freak with that disgusting look in her eyes!”

“What did you just say, you damn mutt?! I just want him to delicately lick every single one of the scales on my face! What the hell is so wrong about that?!”

The one arguing with Luna was Draco, a dragonkin from the dragonewt tribe. She had striking short red hair, and like me, she had a tail, horns, and wings. Her rough personality aside, she’d been dealing with nothing but hardship lately. I was starting to worry if she was even getting enough rest.

“Ughh, I’m getting so damn irritated💢. You’ve been eyeing my horns for a while now… Are you trying to seduce me or something?!💢 And what the hell is this? He’s surrounded by all these demi-human females, but his eyes are sparkling like an idiot… He’s way too careless! I swear, I’ll really fuck him!💢”

“SHE JUST ADMITTED IT! DID EVERYONE HEAR THAT?! This woman only sees him as a sexual target!”

“Haa… There’s no way we can hold a proper meeting with this chaos. Not to mention, the Demon Lord’s army is suffering from a severe financial crisis…”

The reason this ridiculous meeting was even happening in the first place was because Luna had sent a message saying, “I found a male human. He’s unwell, so send a doctor.” At first, I thought it was just another one of Luna’s jokes and planned to ignore it. But then, my instincts picked up on the faint scent of a male coming from the letter.

I ended up tripping out for about an hour before immediately locking down the castle to prepare for his arrival. By the way, the letter had since gone missing. I dispatched an elite unit to retrieve it, but several of them have already gone radio silent…

Don’t tell me they stole it?!

“Besides, if you lot want to breed with a human, wasn’t there already a male human we captured years ago?! Why don’t you just use him to reproduce the dragonkin population?!”

“Haa… You should know this already. The human we captured before is currently recovering in the mountains. We literally discussed this in a meeting last month.”

Yes, as it turned out, our demon realm actually had a single human male—somewhere in his forties—who had been preserving the bloodline here. However…

“I suppose making him mate with 3,000 females every year was a bit too much, huh~? Even if we used healing magic to keep him going non-stop, once his mind broke, he couldn’t get it up anymore. I mean, the human world’s sex manuals said men could mate indefinitely, so I just assumed it was true…”

Sighing wistfully about past events was Latte, the oldest of the Demon Lord’s army executives and a minotaur. She leaned her massive, heavy cow-like chest on the table, exuding a lazy, relaxed air.

“Guh… Don’t bring that up! I wanted to mate with a male too! But as the Demon Lord, I couldn’t just recklessly do as I pleased! I even planned out every possible scenario for how it would happen! This is all the damn mantis tribe’s fault! No matter how many times I warned them, why did they have to EAT the male during mating?!”

“Hearing all this makes me even more determined NOT to hand this boy over! Just look at these innocent eyes! He’s so small, like a newborn!”

Saying that, Luna lifted the male up by his armpits and showed him off to everyone.

『Funya…?』

Ahhh, how adorable.

Being suddenly lifted up, he blinked in confusion and looked around, completely lost. That pair of dangling, limp legs made me want to squeeze them. No—I’d rather put them in my mouth.

“””Droooool……”””

“Besides, he’s sick! There’s no way he can mate in his current state!”

“Oh yeah, that’s right. Well, no need to worry about that. I’ve already arranged for a specialist to examine him. Once this meeting is over, I’ll take you to see them.”

“Ohhh~ that’s great! Usually, our stingy Demon Lord takes forever to approve requests, but this time, she moved fast. Good, good, well done~”

Ruffle ruffle ruffle ruffle

“””Tch…”””

Watching Luna affectionately ruffling his fluffy hair while making nauseatingly sweet sounds, everyone instinctively clicked their tongues.

“Wait… Don’t tell me she’s buttering him up to steal his first time?! Well, I won’t let that happen! Even if the Demon Lord is a closet pervert who’s been a virgin for centuries, she won’t have him!”

CRACK!

Oops. As the Demon Lord, I nearly lost control and went on a rampage just now. That was close… Oh? The table cracked? That was dangerous. I wouldn’t want anyone getting injured,so I guess I would need to replace it.

Hahahahahahaha…

“Huff… Huff… Anyway, let’s set aside the discussion of which race gets to mate with him for now. I, as the Demon Lord, guarantee that this child will be cherished and protected by the Demon Lord’s army.”

“But, Demon Lord-sama. I agree that we should raise him with care, but there’s one big problem, isn’t there? Our race, the dragonkin, has a long standing relationship with the Demon Lord’s army, so nothing bad will come from our race, but what about the other race? Especially those races who only have superficial cooperative relationships with the Demon Lord’s army?  If they learn that we actually have a male human in our possession, what do you think will happen? He’ll be kidnapped immediately and forced to breed until he dies.”

“That’s true. There’s no way they’d pass up a prime male like this, who’s just about to reach his maturity. It’s unrealistic to think we can keep him hidden for years, and we don’t have that much funding to protect him either… What should we do?”

If this child were an adult, there was a plan to have him mate with our own species first, ensuring a certain number of offspring, and then trade him for money with races that might otherwise rebel. However, forcing a sickly child to mate with tens of thousands—let alone just one or two—would only lead to the same disastrous results as his predecessor.

Which meant, our only option was to keep him hidden until he grew up. But then… There was the funding issue. 

“Yes, yes! If we can’t keep him hidden, why not do the opposite and advertise him instead~? We could use the Demon Lord Newspaper to frequently broadcast updates on his growth, saying something like, ‘This child is scheduled to be released as a stud in a few years, so let’s all watch over him with love until then~!'”

“I see… If anyone tries to kidnap him, they’ll incur the wrath of the entire Demon Realm, turning it into a war of all races in the Demon Realm versus the kidnappers. And maybe, just maybe, even those races on the brink of extinction—like us dragonkin, who are going berserk due to the lack of males—might settle down a bit…”

“Exactly~! With a face this adorable, everyone will probably treat him like a cherished pet and protect him, won’t they~?”

“So, in short, turning him into an idol…? Not a bad plan.”

If we do this right, we might even solve the Demon Lord’s army’s financial problems at the same time.

“Alright. Instead of hiding him until adulthood, we’ll publicly promote him as the Demon Lord’s army’s officially recognized breeding pet. Also, the previous incident showed that we lack proper knowledge on handling human males. This is a good opportunity to spread awareness that human males are fragile and ephemeral beings.”

“Uuuuhhh… I don’t want my child to be treated like some kind of spectacle! I hate this! Absolutely not~! ……Huh? What, what? ‘I don’t want to because I’m going to marry Luna’…? See? Even he’s saying it himself!”

Luna forcibly grabbed the boy’s jaw, moving his mouth to make it look like he was speaking.

“That human male doesn’t understand our language, so there’s no way he actually said that! Besides, this is the safest option for him. Accept it.”

“No! No! Noooooooooo!!!!!!”

“Luna-san, it’s time to give up. No matter how much you struggle, a few years from now, his fate is sealed. He will become a stud for the survival of the Demon Realm. The best we can do is ensure he lives happily until then. And if, before he reaches adulthood, we manage to annihilate the human race, we’ll have plenty of males under our arms. When that happens, you can take this one and retire in peace.”

The Dark Elf, Dalis, tried to reason with Luna, who was rolling on the floor, sobbing uncontrollably. Just like always, Dalis was being unreasonable. Sure, we were at war with the humans, but total annihilation was never our goal. After all, humans had the potential to produce the ultimate cheat—male offspring. Wiping them out would bring far more disadvantages than benefits. Not to mention, they were  a great source for my favorite mating manuals.

If we ever reached the point where we completely dominated them and could control them like livestock, then erasing their culture wouldn’t be a problem. But humans were annoyingly intelligent, making domestication difficult. In fact, history showed that every attempt to domesticate humans had either failed due to uprisings or ended in extinction because no more males were born.

In the end, the best cost-effective strategy was to maintain the balance of power by keeping their numbers in check and “borrowing” their males when there was a surplus from their side. That was the agreement, after all.

“Grrrr… Fine. It pains me to do this, but for the sake of protecting this child, I’ll agree. However! Mating will only happen once he’s an adult! If you break that rule, I’ll take him and defect!”

“I appreciate your decision. But don’t openly declare treason in front of the Demon Lord.”

Haaa… For a moment, I thought this was going to spiral out of control, but it seemed we managed to come to a peaceful conclusion. This might be the most exhausting day of my life as the Demon Lord.

“Does anyone have any objections? If not, then this concludes the Demon Lord’s army meeting! Well done, everyone! And Luna! Hand over the boy already! It’s about time I got to pet him too!”

“Hey! Let me touch him too! I’ve never seen a male human before!”

“Come, come~! Jump right into my soft, squishy chest~!”

“Oh, I’d rather keep my distance… I want to record this moment instead.”

“All of you, stop crowding him at once! You’ll scare the poor thing!”

“Hey! You lot are too noisy! I was the first to speak up! Besides, I’m always exhausted from my heavy workload! Let the Demon Lord have this privilege!”

Grab!

“Haa… Haa… What is this soft, springy skin? I’ve seen human males before, but this one is far too cute in comparison. Did he just pop out of one of my mating manuals?♡”

As I stroked the male I had forcibly taken from Luna, I noticed his gaze fixed on the sashimi that had been prepared as snacks for the meeting.

“Oh? You’re staring at this so intently… You must be dying to eat it, huh? Very well, very well. You may have my share as well!”

Chomp!

I grabbed a slice of fish with my hand and shoved it into the male’s mouth.

Munch, munch…

“Oh! He’s eating it. Balloon fish is my favorite, a rare delicacy that never makes it to the market. Make sure you savor it properly!”

Even as a child, he was already incredibly alluring. That thesis claiming that human males were born solely to mate with females must be absolutely correct! I wished he would hurry up and grow up… No, maybe the onee-shota dynamic wouldn’t be so bad either!

“Balloon fish…? Ah, Demon Lord-sama! That’s probably poisonous to humans…”

Gulp.

Before Dalis’s warning could even reach my ears, the male swallowed the sashimi without a second thought.

“Demon Lord-sama… Any last words?”

Clack!

And so, the Demon Lord, who had unknowingly poisoned him, was beaten to a pulp by all four of the Four Heavenly Kings.

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<Cultural Explanation of the Otherworld>

【Healing Magic Used by Otherworlders】

The healing magic used by them does more than just mend injuries—it also has the effect of healing the physical damage sustained during mating. The reason for this is that healing magic itself was originally developed as a spell to enhance the efficiency of mating with males, before being adapted for general use.

In other words, as long as healing magic is available, females can continue mating indefinitely until they are satisfied without causing physical exhaustion to the male.

However, since any physical damage can be immediately healed, excessive acts such as biting or scratching the male have become increasingly common. It is important to note that while healing magic can restore the body, it does not mitigate the psychological exhaustion that may result from such activities.

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