I Was Reincarnated as a Lazy and Disgraced Noble, but When I Destroyed the Scenario, I Became the Most Wicked With Exceptional Magical Power

Chapter 1 – A Villainous Noble’s Bad Habit

“Hyaaa… Aahh!!”

A shrill voice, or rather a dainty scream, echoed.

…Huh? Who? Where is this?

I was playing a game until just now, but before I knew it, a woman was crouching down in front of me.

No, to be precise, she was tied up in an indecent manner…

“W-what… what’s…going on…”

I let out a voice as if trying to calm down a horse from too much surprise, but I’m the one who wants to calm down.

“Weiss-sama…what happened?”

The woman, who was facing the front and only looking back with her profile, called out to me with a worried look on her face.

Even in this position… I can see she’s an incredibly beautiful girl. Her eyes were shining and her golden hair was fluffy and swaying softly.

But I feel like I’ve seen her somewhere…

When I suddenly looked at my hand, I saw that I was holding a whip in my right hand.

…Huh? Weiss?

A tied-up woman, maid-like clothes, a whip, Weiss-sama, and the splendid interior.

Am I…the villainous noble, Weiss, in a humiliation scenario!?

I hurriedly checked the full-length mirror standing next to me, and there was no doubt that I was Weiss Vincent, the villainous character from the academy game “Noblesse Oblige.”

So, the woman in front of me is…the maid Lilith Scarlet?

“…Lilith.”

“Yes, what is it?”

I-I knew it… N-no way… No way…!!

If I were the real Weiss, I would unreasonably berate her with something like, “Shut up, you whore, don’t talk back!”

However, I am different now. I’m just a guy who likes this game and has completed it several times.

That’s why I won’t say such cruel things even if my mouth is torn.

Come to think of it… Weiss’ favorite thing to do was whipping people.

He really is the worst. Well, I’m Weiss, so that’s me now.

“…Lilith, answer me.”

“Yes.”

“Did I…hit you?”

“Yes, two or three times. Weiss-sama said that he wanted to spank me, that he wanted to crush me and make a mess of me, so I took off my clothes.”

…What a terrible bastard! Why would you do that!!? And to such a cute woman as well?!!

Should I untie her immediately… no, wouldn’t it seem strange to switch gears so suddenly?

I need to think of something…

“…You’re misunderstanding. I just wanted to see how your body looked. I’m thinking of making boneless ham next time.”

“What is boneless ham…?”

Uh-oh, I feel like I messed up.

What should I do… is there some other approach…

“Well, uh, you wrap it around pork and smoke it. It makes it tasty.”

“I see… you’re going to smoke a pig like me. Please enjoy… the taste…”

No, whatever I say is just going to backfire.

I gave up on any excuses and hurriedly untied Lilith.

“…Did I do something wrong?”

“I’ve confirmed it, so it’s okay now. Besides…um, doesn’t it hurt?”

Then Lilith’s eyes widened.

Oh, did I make a mistake again…?

“What’s wrong?”

“I-it’s nothing?!! I was really surprised to hear such words from you.”

“…I won’t say it again from now on.”

“Eeh?”

I hurry her to get dressed while I sort out the situation.

My name is Weiss Vincent.

This world is a fantasy world set in an academy, and among them, I’m known as the worst, despicable, lowest, villainous noble who indulges in humiliation, Weiss Vincent.

Weiss’ mother died when he was young, and his father is busy with diplomacy and is away from home, which he takes advantage of to do whatever he wants.

After entering the academy, if something happens that Weiss doesn’t like or his grades turn out bad, he uses his power to make the blacks turn white and torment the weak.

He is the worst kind of scum who will relentlessly corner someone even if they talk back a little.

However, in the end, he is beaten down by the main character, all of his evil deeds are exposed, and he loses everything and becomes a servant of the demon king.

In the end, after being transformed into the Demon King’s shield, he breathes his last with holes opening all over his body.

Although there is some room for sympathy for him, as he was bullied when he was young and was betrayed by a servant he trusted, he believed the demon king’s outrageous line, “Isn’t it nice to lighten up, Weiss?” Weiss has always been at the top of my list of hated villains.

Various internet slangs about Weiss came and went, like Boneless Ham Weiss, or Shower Weiss.

Another reason why he is disliked is his terrible womanizing habits.

His nature wasn’t just about acts that men would enjoy watching but also about hurting maids like Lilith for fun, like he was doing just now.

Because of this, Weiss was hated by both men and women.

I didn’t like that either.

My real dad used to say that women are precious beings to be protected, over and over again. So I would never do something like that.

By the way, I have never had proper contact with a woman. Not that it matters or anything…

“Lilith, your neck, it’s…”

“Eh?”

That’s when I noticed that Lilith still had the scar from whipping on her neck.

If she was seen by another person in this state…

Something, anything——Ah, that’s it!

In this game, you can see your status. One of the popular features was that the main character gradually learned skills and leveled up, which seemed to be visualized.

On the other hand, the villainous Weiss has a low level and doesn’t like to put in the work, so he’s not that powerful.

But…maybe…

“Turn around.”

“Eh? Yes…”

Lilith’s voice was trembling, probably thinking that she was going to be punished with my whip again.

However, I said in a low voice to open the status window.

…Status.

Nothing happened for a while, but the next moment——

Name: Weiss Vincent

Race: Human, Male

Age: 14 years old

Occupation: Noble

Level: 1

Physical strength: 10

Magic power: 20

Unique skill: Bondage Play Lv. 1 (NEW)

Title: Boneless Ham Master (NEW)

Nice, it appeared…!

The appraisal skill activated.

Originally, the player could only move the main character, but I thought it might be possible.

Wait… My level is so low! The main character had Lv. 10 even in the beginning. This guy really isn’t making any effort…

Bondage Play Lv. 1… Boneless Ham Master? This is… Oh well, it’s whatever.

“Um, should I do something?”

“No, don’t worry.”

If my theory is correct, then that should be… usable.

“Eh? What do you mean…”

“Heal Light.”

I raised my hands and chanted a spell.

This is a hidden skill that the developers included for fun, a healing magic usable from the beginning, as revealed in the strategy guide.

I thought if Weiss could see a status window, then he should be able to use it too.

White light overflowed from my hand, then Lilith’s scar quickly disappeared, returning to her pure white and smooth skin.

“Weiss-sama…it’s warm and feels good.”

“Yeah, it’s okay now.”

Lilith checked herself in the full-length mirror and couldn’t hide her surprise.

It’s probably because I’m being kind and using magic.

Weiss was a really lazy guy and he never did anything.

He said he didn’t need it, and by the time he graduated from the academy, he only remembered the bare minimum of magic.

But… It will be different starting today.

I’m Weiss, but not the same Weiss.

“Thank you very much, Weiss-sama.”

“No, it was my fault.”

“…I was surprised because Weiss-sama seemed like a completely different person…and I didn’t know he could use healing magic.”

I’m sorry for causing Lilith too much confusion. Isn’t it quite a rollercoaster to suddenly find yourself tied up with ropes and beaten with a whip, and then magically healed?

Later that evening, the butlers prepared a meal for me. The full-course meals were all so delicious that I couldn’t help but smile, and before I knew it, I had eaten them all.

“It was amazing…”

Then——

“Young Master Weiss… Did you particularly like today’s seasoning?”

The Butler Zebis Oldin’s eyes widened.

He has a chiseled face and a slender figure, but inside he is packed with muscles. He has high intelligence and his fighting ability is high.

He wasn’t supposed to be fazed by anything, but right now he couldn’t hide the surprise in his expression.

“Um, what do you mean?”

“That’s…um…”

It seemed difficult for him to say anything, but I insisted a little for him to talk.

It wouldn’t be good if my attitude changed too much in one day.

“…Normally, Young Master would throw the plate to the ground if I messed up, so if he was satisfied with today’s seasoning, I would like to adjust the seasoning in the same way in the future. I apologize for intruding.”

I see… Even after completing the game, I didn’t know that Weiss had done such terrible things.

I can’t believe he would throw away such delicious food…

I guess that’s why everyone was freaking out while I was eating.

I thought it was strange to see them all standing together, but I guess they were in charge of cleaning up the broken dishes.

However, Lilith was the only one smiling a little.

I wonder if she’s noticed that I’ve changed.

No, more important than that, I have something obvious to say.

“…I’m sorry for everything until now. When I woke up this morning, I realized I shouldn’t treat food carelessly. So, I won’t do it anymore. I’m sorry for what I’ve done.”

This should be fine.

But everyone around me is still frozen in place. Oh no, did they figure out that I’m someone else——

“…Wh-what wonderful words… I’m deeply honored…”

Then Zebis let out a twisted voice. Was he that kind of character…?

And in response, I could hear sobbing sounds from around me.

H-huh? What the hell is going on?!! It’s not turning into some kind of finale, is it?!!

“Weiss-sama, that’s wonderful!”

Apparently, Lilith is also impressed.

Applause erupts around me. I mean, it’s just eating dinner, right? Even a baby can do it!!

“Haha, haha, thank you, thank you.”

But I’m glad they accepted it without any issues.

It will still take some time, but this is a good first step. But I have to change even more.

This is because the school’s entrance ceremony will be held in two years.

The school Weiss attends has a mock test to determine class placement.

Weiss loses to the protagonist in the battle test there, and his reputation with those around him will fall, resulting in an increased number of enemies.

If you think about it the other way around, if I, Weiss, can fight on an equal footing against the protagonist, I should be able to maintain my dignity and authority and be recognized by those around me.

However, in order for that to happen, I have to prepare before the entrance ceremony.

If I still have this status——the future will not change.

I’ll do my best to avoid the route to my ruin.

I definitely don’t want to have holes all over my body.

Also, I had better dispose of the whip as soon as possible.

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T/N: Hope you like the first chapter. It’ll be exam week soon for me, but I’ll still try to release a chapter daily. I’ll do my best!! (૭ ｡•̀ ᵕ •́｡ )૭

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