I Was Just a Losing Jail Guard, but When I Was Kind to the Captured Heroines, the Game’s Story Fell Apart. - Chapter 17: The Losing Jail Guard Gets into a Bad Situation

Chapter 17: The Losing Jail Guard Gets into a Bad Situation

The “Prototype Ultimate Invincible Golem Mark 58 Super” roared to life and stood up.

I had no idea how it worked, but the cockpit somehow gave us a clear 180-degree view.

Elette expertly handled the levers and foot pedals, making the golem move.

As soon as we exited the storage room, a bunch of soldiers rushed over in a panic, surrounding the golem. But luckily, there were no high-ranking demons around.

Escaping the Demon Lord’s castle should be a piece of cake.

“Fufufu, this is going to be fun.”

Elette smirked confidently.

The golem charged forward, knocking the soldiers aside like bowling pins, sprinting toward the exit.

In no time at all, we were out of the castle.

Elette stopped the golem in a forest near the castle.

“Considering it’s been a while, I didn’t think I’d pilot it this well. Huh? What’s wrong, Lugus-suss?”

“Uh, well… I’m in serious trouble here.”

What made this situation so dangerous was that the golem shook and jolted a lot.

And the whole time, my buddy was still trapped between Elette’s thighs.

This was seriously, seriously bad.

I mean, come on, no guy could survive being pressed against a cute girl’s thighs for minutes without losing it.

Honestly, I was impressed I’d held out this long.

Plus, Elette had already said she wouldn’t mind if I embraced her.

So, maybe I should just give in and go for it? Right here, in the cramped golem cockpit?

Maybe starting something right now wouldn’t be so bad?

No, wait, my brain was starting to short-circuit.

Just as I was about to reach for Elette, she suddenly popped out of the cockpit.

“Huh? W-What?”

“Ah, sorry. It looks like the armor got a little scratched. I’ll go check it out.”

“O-Oh, uh, okay.”

I was this close.

If I’d moved just a bit faster, I could’ve… No, wait, stop!

My brain was officially turning to mush!!

If I kept sharing this tiny cockpit with Elette, it was only a matter of time before I did something I’d regret.

To avoid that, there was only one thing to do…

While Elette was outside, I had to use this exact moment to reach the calm and wise state known as… post-nut clarity.

“UOOOOOOOAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!”

I reached my peak in record time and finally managed to calm my raging buddy down.

A little while later, Elette returned to the cockpit.

“The armor wasn’t as damaged as I thought. At this rate, we should be able to reach human territory without stopping.”

“Uh, y-yeah.”

“…By the way, Lugus-suss. I have a very keen sense of smell.”

“Huh?”

“When I came back into the cockpit, there was a very strong smell of manly… activities. Now, what exactly were you doing while I was checking the armor?”

She leaned in close again, pressing her body against mine and trapping my buddy between her thighs.

W-Wait, no way!!

“Y-You knew all along…!?”

“Fufu, who knows? But your flustered, frustrated face is quite fun to watch. How many more times do I need to ‘check the armor’?”

“Ugh…”

I was pretty sure her “armor check” was just an excuse.

She was leaving me in the cockpit to cool down, watching me squirm on the edge of sanity for her own amusement.

I had no idea.

I didn’t realize Elette was the kind of person who smirked while watching someone suffer between logic and desire.

Damn it, she’s a bad girl… and yet, I think I’m falling for her!!

Even though I’d just, uh, “released some tension,” my buddy was already recharged and ready for action.

Right at that moment, an alarm blared inside the cockpit.

“Whoa, w-what’s that!?”

“…Something’s approaching us at high speed.”

“What? D-Don’t tell me it’s pursuers from the Demon Lord’s castle!?”

“Most likely. Oh, but no need to worry. Looks like it’s your slave.”

“Huh?”

On the cockpit screen, I saw someone in a maid outfit speeding toward the golem.

It was Laecia.

Thanks to the golem’s audio-pickup feature, we could hear her muttering to herself.

“If I capture the escaped prisoner here, Her Highness will surely praise me!!”

I hadn’t told Laecia anything.

So she probably didn’t realize I was the one inside the golem.

Even with Elette’s golem, if it turned into a full-on fight with Laecia, there was no guarantee we’d win.

She was closing in fast, and there was no way we’d be able to outrun her.

“W-What do we do, Miss Elette!?”

“Hmm. I don’t really want to, but I have a plan.”

“R-Really!?”

Elette had a plan!?

I got my hopes up, wondering how she was going to deal with a high-ranking officer of the Demon Lord’s army.

Laecia was nearly on top of us now.

She raised her huge scythe, ready to strike the golem that was standing still.

And in the next moment, Elette—

“Boop.”

For some reason, Elette opened the cockpit.

Naturally, Laecia —who was now right in front of the golem— locked eyes with me.

“Wha— Master!? Why are you in there!?”

“Wait, hold on, just stop for a sec—”

“N-Nooo, this is impossible!!”

Elette deflected Laecia’s scythe with ease, but Laecia herself tumbled into the cockpit with us.

A massive impact shook the golem.

Surprisingly, I didn’t take much damage, because my head landed on something soft and cushiony.

Squish. Mushy squish.

“Hyan♡ W-Where are you touching, Master!?”

“Huh? Oh—”

Turns out, I was full-on grabbing Laecia’s boobs.

W-Wait, is this… the legendary boob squish!?

Seriously? I was squeezing them for the first time ever. And they were insanely soft.

“…It’s a tight fit, but I can still pilot just fine. Let’s keep going.”

“Wait, what!? We’re taking Laecia with us!?”

“She’s a high-ranking officer in the Demon Lord’s army. She’ll make a reliable ally.”

“But she’s, you know… a known officer of the Demon Lord’s army…”

“Ahhn♡ M-Master, your breath is hitting weird places!!”

“W-Whoa, s-sorry!!”

We were now in a seriously bad situation.

I was barely holding onto my sanity with just Elette, and now Laecia was here too.

And lately, Laecia had been surprisingly obedient, doing whatever I asked. Plus, let’s be honest —her face and body were top-tier.

Here I was, squeezed into a tiny space with two beautiful girls.

This was the beginning of a hellish heaven, or maybe a heavenly hell.

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[Afterword]

A Random Tidbit

Author: “Lugus is strong. If it were me, I’d have already done it.”

L: “Yeah.”

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